I think I have a ghost in my backyard

Tech N9ne · 07-14-11, 11:04 PM

Its the ghost of jjgold. He's tryin to steal your wallet and take your manhood

phillybadboy · 07-14-11, 11:58 PM

i like your threads

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-15-11, 12:16 AM

seriously, I heard what sounded like two fukking cats fighting. but there were no ******* cats. Then I saw that shit swinging in the wind and there was no fukking wind. crazy shit. Anyway, maybe I live wih a ghost or maybe not. I dont fukking know, but I know what I saw and i definitely was not fukking natural.

I'm going with a ghost.

I have already had too much shit going on like fans and lights going on whenever the fukk they want to, and I just shot it off like it was an electical problem... but now am second guessing myself. It's gotta be a mother fukking GHOST!. fukking ghost... fukkkkk you come get me!!!!

8ArIvd5 · 07-15-11, 12:24 AM

my uncle had the same stuff happen with his tv, vcr, etc. said his sister-in-law got attacked also (think paranormal activity). he's had over 20 dolls in front of his fireplace mantle for years now because of this. claims the electrical problems and attacks don't happen anymore, but he'll wake up and see the dolls have been rearranged.

weird.

Deuce · 07-15-11, 12:24 AM

The fan in my apartment went on the other day. It is remote controlled. I turn it off. Goes back on. Fukkin ghosts.

Bcatswin · 07-15-11, 12:26 AM

Unreal.

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-15-11, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

The fan in my apartment went on the other day. It is remote controlled. I turn it off. Goes back on. Fukkin ghosts.

Same thing in my bedroom. The fan and light is on a remote control, or by a pull string. That shit goes on and off when it deals like it. That's why I thought it might be an electrical thing. But it's probably a fukking ghost. Lol

daneault23 · 07-15-11, 01:45 AM

When it's all quiet in your house, ask them to make a noise to show that they are there. If nothing happens you should be okay, and if you hear something then you probably have some guests! Not all ghosts or w/e u call them are bad, some could be little kids just playing around, you never know. Maybe try to find out about the history of your house and/or previous owners

Good luck pal.

wtf · 07-15-11, 02:13 AM

my life size blow up doll of jj gold became erect ALL BY ITSELF, but quickly retreated at the sight of a woman, bizarre

ROYAJA8 · 07-15-11, 02:34 AM

Ask the ghost for some dam winners for us haha. Bring out the ouija board and talk to Casper

Demonata · 07-15-11, 02:38 AM

It was a ghost.

Roadtrip635 · 07-15-11, 02:54 AM

You need to set up a couple cameras like in the "Paranormal Activity" movies, find out what's really going on. Could be that those ghosts are fukkin' with you at night while you're sleeping and you don't even know it. You could also get some of those ghost hunter guys to come out and check it out.

Had some friends that used to hear and see weird shiit in their house all the time, they could hear people arguing,doors opening, closing and sometimes slamming and they did some research. It turned out that an old couple had lived their a long time ago and the old guy used to beat his wife and everybody knew about it but nothing was ever done. One day she tries to drag him out of the bar up the street, but he hits her a couple times with his cane in front of everyone and she quietly walked out. That night, in his sleep she shot him with a shotgun and just sat there until morning. In the morning she walks over to the neighbors house still in her blood covered nightgown and said she couldn't take it any more and asked them to call the police.

Shortstop · 07-15-11, 03:01 AM

It was probably just a raccoon...

itchypickle · 07-15-11, 03:10 AM

you sure it was merely a cigarette you were puffin' on?

Dirty Sanchez · 07-15-11, 04:59 AM

Does your Trailer-park have any construction going on next door? Could be the answer

nyed1010 · 07-15-11, 05:07 AM

frankzig · 07-15-11, 05:31 AM

maybe you can get your owb reakity show

doublej95 · 07-15-11, 06:06 AM

Lay off the booze diggity

Bluehorseshoe · 07-15-11, 06:46 AM

Was it's name dynamite140 or daimoshokage?

downsouth · 07-15-11, 07:27 AM

Try to be nice and open minded about the ghost. Maybe they'll turn out to be sex ghosts and you can get laid.

pavyracer · 07-15-11, 07:51 AM

Cats fighting at night never happened before. In fact it's so rare this is the first time I have ever heard about it.

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-15-11, 09:17 AM

It was not cats, I would have seen them. It just sounded like cats fighting. But there were no animals, no cats no raccoons. Weird shit.

Maniac · 07-15-11, 10:02 AM

Yeah gotta be careful around ghosts - I recently bought a boomerang off of a ghost, but I suspect that will come back to haunt me...

LiarGame · 07-15-11, 11:11 PM

Pretty freaky. Be sure to update us if anything else happens

pronk · 07-15-11, 11:30 PM

Diggity, bourbon has this weird power to mess with you

GOIRISH · 07-16-11, 12:21 AM

i once left work once because i was all alone and i could hear someone trying to open doors in the hallway but when i checked it out no one was there. I called the boss and let her know, that im not about to **** around with some ghosts

ApricotSinner32 · 07-16-11, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Here I am chilling in my back yard drinking a rum and coke and smoking a ciggarette when I hear what sounds like two cats fighting right in front of me. There ain't no ******* cats in my back yard, so I look right where the sound came from and there is nothing there. Two seconds later I see the strap that is hanging off my BBQ swing into like a 90 degree angle and let me tell u there is not even a breeze here.

I refocus (because I have been drinking) and that mother fukker sways on the non-wind again. Wtf??? It's gotta be a ghost or something right? What else would do that kinda shit?

Weird! That's all I know... Weird.

Alfie B · 07-16-11, 04:45 AM

Originally posted by wtf

my life size blow up doll of jj gold became erect ALL BY ITSELF, but quickly retreated at the sight of a woman, bizarre

I tried to give you points for that post but wasn't allowed for some reason.
I'm

anyway.

pedro803 · 07-16-11, 05:09 AM

Originally posted by Maniac

Yeah gotta be careful around ghosts - I recently bought a boomerang off of a ghost, but I suspect that will come back to haunt me...

Slainte · 07-16-11, 05:14 AM

Any magic mushrooms lately?