I would like to apologize to the gay community for using a derogrative term in my haste to post inorder to secure my sbr forum points. I realize that the Hollywood propaganda machine has spent billions of dollars promoting metro sexual bromances, and by using this word I have once again given the billion dollar propaganda machine a reason to place a reference to homosexuality on the front page of espn.com. At this time I will not mention my reasoning for cancelling ESPN the magazine and its uncanny resemblance to playgirl.
I am sorry. I will also be volunteering at the following places;
Womens abuse clinic (for calling my bowling league teammate a "bitch" when he threw a gutter ball)
United Negro College Fund (for singing a Jay-Z song which included the phrase "N*ggA")
Local Humane Society (for calling my neighbor a "pussy" for not banging his maid)
Republican and Democrat National Convention (for calling its members a plethora of names)
The Stop Genitilia Mutilation of Boys Advocacy Group (for calling someone a "dick" in rush hour traffic)
Midwest Hemmorhoid Treatment Center (for calling almost every one of my "coworkers" an asshole)
I sincerely apologize.
I am sorry. I will also be volunteering at the following places;
Womens abuse clinic (for calling my bowling league teammate a "bitch" when he threw a gutter ball)
United Negro College Fund (for singing a Jay-Z song which included the phrase "N*ggA")
Local Humane Society (for calling my neighbor a "pussy" for not banging his maid)
Republican and Democrat National Convention (for calling its members a plethora of names)
The Stop Genitilia Mutilation of Boys Advocacy Group (for calling someone a "dick" in rush hour traffic)
Midwest Hemmorhoid Treatment Center (for calling almost every one of my "coworkers" an asshole)
I sincerely apologize.
