Foolproof way to get free drinks at a bar......
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FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
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#36Comment -
InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 11-23-09
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#37ive stumbled out of bars shitfaced a couple times without even knowing i didnt pay the bill before but knew the staff and got them the next day after receiving a reminder call
this is why i tell my bartenders its CC or no tab at the bar because stiffs like this really do existComment -
d2betsBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-10-05
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#38One of these times you'll get caught and hopefully end up in prison.
What was the point of all the small talk anyway? Seems like the last part is all that matters.Comment -
jose21_usSBR MVP
- 05-24-10
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#39I have to admit the shit with the hotel I have done before. Hampton Inn breakfast is great. But the other shit is fuked up man....Comment -
Br0nxerSBR Posting Legend
- 03-25-11
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#41or you can eat and drink and then pay your bill you POSComment -
Art VandelaySBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-06
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#42But unfortunately one of the bouncers/waiters is a former college sprinter. He catches your ass, calls the cops, and they confiscate your vehicle as well. I'm sure that was worth the $25-30 bucks you thought you saved...Comment -
FishheadSBR Aristocracy
- 08-11-05
- 40179
#43Funny responses to this guys ideas...........is this forum full of law abiding nerds???
WTF??
Anyone that hasn't done this by the time they are 30 must not get out much.
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InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 11-23-09
- 23983
#44Comment -
MichaelWatersRestricted User
- 05-19-11
- 1525
#45
and inthedrink (what a dumb name) this isnt a gigglefest chew-n-screw where my parents might get a call from the chief of police to come get me that night its id say 99% chance that i will walk out and keep walking to my car. ive saved so much money on the road its not even funny. i cant believe ppl dont do it more but watch ppl will be leaving bartenders behind a lot now with no jobs around.
btw this can also even be done at places like subway/quiznos even AFTER you have paid. get a HUGE meal, the most expensive sandwich and eat 66% of it. load what is left with whatever fell out of the sandwich and make it appear like you ate maybe half at best. drink the soda and eat all the chips they will never check. simply say this line "you know honestly i eat at subway/quiz a lot, maybe about everyweek and for some reason this sandwich just didnt taste fresh i dont know what it is but it just seems off". thats all you have to say, saying anything about freshness and they panic, you will get an instant refund or a gift certificateComment -
InTheDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 11-23-09
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sneakerheadSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-14-10
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#47Unfukin realComment -
frizzelliSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-06-10
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#48Guy is a stiff and a scumbag, this marble mouthed crab flogging prik has already made an attention whoring thread about leaving sbr. Just fukkin leave already Michael you fukk rooster fondler.Comment -
MichaelWatersRestricted User
- 05-19-11
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#49but at least im not a broke angry drunk who all the regular posters salad for e-friends
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dzzznutzSBR Sharp
- 06-08-11
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#50Comment -
IbrakadabraSBR Sharp
- 10-30-10
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#52To benefit 30 dollars? Ouch...Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
- 12-06-06
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#53That kind of behavior doesn't go on in upscale places. I rarely get cards from people at my Bar. Everyone pays and makes the effort to pay...Location has a lot to do with it as well.המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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King MayanSBR Posting Legend
- 09-22-10
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#54you fukking scumbag....
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MichaelWatersRestricted User
- 05-19-11
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#55Comment -
mw00SBR Wise Guy
- 07-17-08
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#56thread title should read how to be a scumbagComment -
caseyking2SBR MVP
- 11-13-06
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#57That would not work in a smaller town.Comment -
Rich BoySBR Hall of Famer
- 02-01-09
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#58They will have you on camera, you will probably get caught.
All it takes is 1 pissed of bartender or waiter that runs you down and beats the hell out of you.Comment -
Hootie JohnsonSBR High Roller
- 09-04-06
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#59Unreal.
Any ideas for free lap dances at the local strip club?Comment -
forloveofthegameSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-01-09
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#60i got caught doing this shit back in the day. nbd just acted like we forgot to payComment -
emoneySBR MVP
- 03-12-09
- 1481
#61Pretty easy to dine and dash without going through this much trouble if it is something you really want to do. One would have to be pretty pathetic to want to do it though.Comment -
kickenchickenSBR Sharp
- 09-17-10
- 430
#62you must be drunk or just stupidComment -
compaqDikkSBR Hall of Famer
- 10-08-05
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#63mike the correct way to dine and dash on the road is to tell the bartender your wife is expecting. as you're eating meal, you use the app where you can receive a call on your fake 9.99 tracfone and bam YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOR!!! no time to pay, have to run to hospitcal. isn't considered theft of surfaceComment -
MichaelWatersRestricted User
- 05-19-11
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#64mike the correct way to dine and dash on the road is to tell the bartender your wife is expecting. as you're eating meal, you use the app where you can receive a call on your fake 9.99 tracfone and bam YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOR!!! no time to pay, have to run to hospitcal. isn't considered theft of surfaceComment -
DabeergodSBR Hall of Famer
- 04-30-10
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#65beautifulComment -
ROFLcopterSBR MVP
- 06-16-10
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#66The guy can't even afford a fukking haircut, what makes you think he can pay an Applebee's bill?
Look at that fukking mulletComment -
aggieshawnSBR MVP
- 01-24-07
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#67This is like robbing a gas station. If you are going to commit a felony do it right an go for at least a cool million.
Steal a drink or two. Not cool. Go rob a brewery of a vat of alcohol. Do it right or stay at home.Comment -
BettingGeekRestricted User
- 10-07-10
- 3555
#68Very easy to do. If you go to a bar that also serves food like TGIF or applebees then you can also order some food as well
ok so go in and sit at the bar, usually at the end and order a drink. make small talk with the bartender or whomever is sitting down. you dont need a packed house but you do want a good level of noise in the area, more on this later. ok so you have opened a repoir with the bartender, you might want to ask a question like "hey is that Phil guy working this weekend?" , this will make the bartender think that you are a regular and that maybe he has seen you. ok so by now you are enjoying your 2nd beer, at this point you want to ask the bartender this exact question "hey what would be the best way in this city to find a roommate?", this again continues a new friendship with your new buddy the bartender. ive read a psychological report on service workers and how to befriend them for best results. so anyways by this time you have had food, 3-4 drinks and the bill is like $30 about. the bartender thinks that you are a really cool guy and probably expects a good tip. so if its even a little noisy you are all set to make your move. you place a fake phone call and start to talk about business, maybe throwing out terms like "units" and "deadline". you pretend that you really cant hear that well and put your free hand over your ear. act a bit frustrated then say this exact line so that the bartender hears you "Jeff, jeff im going to have to walk outside i can barely hear you....", now simply calmly walkout side and stroll around fake talking for 1-2 minutes, then fade to the side of the building and then suddenly and without warning sprint away as fast as you can until you cant run anymore. get in the car that should be about .5 miles away and calmly drive away. you are all set
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