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  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #36
    Originally posted by MichaelWaters
    Very easy to do. If you go to a bar that also serves food like TGIF or applebees then you can also order some food as well

    ok so go in and sit at the bar, usually at the end and order a drink. make small talk with the bartender or whomever is sitting down. you dont need a packed house but you do want a good level of noise in the area, more on this later. ok so you have opened a repoir with the bartender, you might want to ask a question like "hey is that Phil guy working this weekend?" , this will make the bartender think that you are a regular and that maybe he has seen you. ok so by now you are enjoying your 2nd beer, at this point you want to ask the bartender this exact question "hey what would be the best way in this city to find a roommate?", this again continues a new friendship with your new buddy the bartender. ive read a psychological report on service workers and how to befriend them for best results. so anyways by this time you have had food, 3-4 drinks and the bill is like $30 about. the bartender thinks that you are a really cool guy and probably expects a good tip . so if its even a little noisy you are all set to make your move. you place a fake phone call and start to talk about business, maybe throwing out terms like "units" and "deadline". you pretend that you really cant hear that well and put your free hand over your ear. act a bit frustrated then say this exact line so that the bartender hears you "Jeff, jeff im going to have to walk outside i can barely hear you....", now simply calmly walkout side and stroll around fake talking for 1-2 minutes, then fade to the side of the building and then suddenly and without warning sprint away as fast as you can until you cant run anymore. get in the car that should be about .5 miles away and calmly drive away. you are all set

    GEEZUS.......40% OF us here have done this at least twice in our lives.
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    • InTheDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-23-09
      • 23983

      #37
      ive stumbled out of bars shitfaced a couple times without even knowing i didnt pay the bill before but knew the staff and got them the next day after receiving a reminder call

      this is why i tell my bartenders its CC or no tab at the bar because stiffs like this really do exist
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      • d2bets
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-10-05
        • 39995

        #38
        One of these times you'll get caught and hopefully end up in prison.

        What was the point of all the small talk anyway? Seems like the last part is all that matters.
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        • jose21_us
          SBR MVP
          • 05-24-10
          • 3844

          #39
          I have to admit the shit with the hotel I have done before. Hampton Inn breakfast is great. But the other shit is fuked up man....
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          • Fishhead
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-11-05
            • 40179

            #40
            Originally posted by d2bets
            One of these times you'll get caught and hopefully end up in prison.

            What was the point of all the small talk anyway? Seems like the last part is all that matters.


            C'MON
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            • Br0nxer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-25-11
              • 13665

              #41
              or you can eat and drink and then pay your bill you POS
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              • Art Vandelay
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-11-06
                • 6689

                #42
                But unfortunately one of the bouncers/waiters is a former college sprinter. He catches your ass, calls the cops, and they confiscate your vehicle as well. I'm sure that was worth the $25-30 bucks you thought you saved...
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #43
                  Funny responses to this guys ideas...........is this forum full of law abiding nerds???


                  WTF??

                  Anyone that hasn't done this by the time they are 30 must not get out much.


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                  • InTheDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-23-09
                    • 23983

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Fishhead
                    Funny responses to this guys ideas...........is this forum full of law abiding nerds??? WTF?? Anyone that hasn't done this by the time they are 30 must not get out much.
                    bro i dined and dashed at dennys when i was drunk....and in high school

                    it was cool then
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                    • MichaelWaters
                      Restricted User
                      • 05-19-11
                      • 1525

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                      Funny responses to this guys ideas...........is this forum full of law abiding nerds???


                      WTF??

                      Anyone that hasn't done this by the time they are 30 must not get out much.


                      fishead is right everyone on here always talks about hookers and yayo and punching their old girlfriends and stuff but when it comes to walking out on a few drinks everyone gets all uppety.

                      and inthedrink (what a dumb name) this isnt a gigglefest chew-n-screw where my parents might get a call from the chief of police to come get me that night its id say 99% chance that i will walk out and keep walking to my car. ive saved so much money on the road its not even funny. i cant believe ppl dont do it more but watch ppl will be leaving bartenders behind a lot now with no jobs around.

                      btw this can also even be done at places like subway/quiznos even AFTER you have paid. get a HUGE meal, the most expensive sandwich and eat 66% of it. load what is left with whatever fell out of the sandwich and make it appear like you ate maybe half at best. drink the soda and eat all the chips they will never check. simply say this line "you know honestly i eat at subway/quiz a lot, maybe about everyweek and for some reason this sandwich just didnt taste fresh i dont know what it is but it just seems off". thats all you have to say, saying anything about freshness and they panic, you will get an instant refund or a gift certificate
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                      • InTheDrink
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-23-09
                        • 23983

                        #46
                        Originally posted by MichaelWaters
                        and inthedrink (what a dumb name) this isnt a gigglefest chew-n-screw where my parents might get a call from the chief of police to come get me that night its id say 99% chance that i will walk out and keep walking to my car.
                        that was my point dummy
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                        • sneakerhead
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 07-14-10
                          • 7727

                          #47
                          Unfukin real
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                          • frizzelli
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-06-10
                            • 8916

                            #48
                            Guy is a stiff and a scumbag, this marble mouthed crab flogging prik has already made an attention whoring thread about leaving sbr. Just fukkin leave already Michael you fukk rooster fondler.
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                            • MichaelWaters
                              Restricted User
                              • 05-19-11
                              • 1525

                              #49
                              Originally posted by frizzelli
                              Guy is a stiff and a scumbag, this marble mouthed crab flogging prik has already made an attention whoring thread about leaving sbr. Just fukkin leave already Michael you fukk rooster fondler.
                              i indeed do flog crabs whenever i get the chance and of course as you know ive stiffed sbr posters out of $1.45 (usd) worth of sbr points but at least im not a broke angry drunk who all the regular posters salad for e-friends
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                              • dzzznutz
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 06-08-11
                                • 469

                                #50
                                Originally posted by MichaelWaters
                                i indeed do flog crabs whenever i get the chance and of course as you know ive stiffed sbr posters out of $1.45 (usd) worth of sbr points but at least im not a broke angry drunk who all the regular posters salad for e-friends
                                mike let me buy you a couple of drinks at tgi fridays
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                                • MichaelWaters
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 05-19-11
                                  • 1525

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by dzzznutz
                                  mike let me buy you a couple of drinks at tgi fridays
                                  hahahah i would think its a set-up ive already hit the fridays in my area 3 times
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                                  • Ibrakadabra
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 10-30-10
                                    • 271

                                    #52
                                    To benefit 30 dollars? Ouch...
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #53
                                      That kind of behavior doesn't go on in upscale places. I rarely get cards from people at my Bar. Everyone pays and makes the effort to pay...Location has a lot to do with it as well.
                                      המוסד‎
                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                      • King Mayan
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-22-10
                                        • 21326

                                        #54
                                        you fukking scumbag....
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                                        • MichaelWaters
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 05-19-11
                                          • 1525

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by flyingillini
                                          That kind of behavior doesn't go on in upscale places. I rarely get cards from people at my Bar. Everyone pays and makes the effort to pay...Location has a lot to do with it as well.
                                          id say something out u but nothing is worth saying anymore. just not worth it
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                                          • mw00
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 07-17-08
                                            • 701

                                            #56
                                            thread title should read how to be a scumbag
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                                            • caseyking2
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-13-06
                                              • 1261

                                              #57
                                              That would not work in a smaller town.
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                                              • Rich Boy
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-01-09
                                                • 9714

                                                #58
                                                They will have you on camera, you will probably get caught.

                                                All it takes is 1 pissed of bartender or waiter that runs you down and beats the hell out of you.
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                                                • Hootie Johnson
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 09-04-06
                                                  • 142

                                                  #59
                                                  Unreal.

                                                  Any ideas for free lap dances at the local strip club?
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                                                  • forloveofthegame
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-01-09
                                                    • 5288

                                                    #60
                                                    i got caught doing this shit back in the day. nbd just acted like we forgot to pay
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                                                    • emoney
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-12-09
                                                      • 1481

                                                      #61
                                                      Pretty easy to dine and dash without going through this much trouble if it is something you really want to do. One would have to be pretty pathetic to want to do it though.
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                                                      • kickenchicken
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 430

                                                        #62
                                                        you must be drunk or just stupid
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                                                        • compaqDikk
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 10-08-05
                                                          • 5699

                                                          #63
                                                          mike the correct way to dine and dash on the road is to tell the bartender your wife is expecting. as you're eating meal, you use the app where you can receive a call on your fake 9.99 tracfone and bam YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOR!!! no time to pay, have to run to hospitcal. isn't considered theft of surface
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                                                          • MichaelWaters
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 05-19-11
                                                            • 1525

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                            mike the correct way to dine and dash on the road is to tell the bartender your wife is expecting. as you're eating meal, you use the app where you can receive a call on your fake 9.99 tracfone and bam YOUR WIFE IS IN LABOR!!! no time to pay, have to run to hospitcal. isn't considered theft of surface
                                                            the guy who ruined my motel thread now wants me to get caught i see. f off compactprick
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                                                            • Dabeergod
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 04-30-10
                                                              • 5503

                                                              #65
                                                              beautiful
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                                                              • ROFLcopter
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-16-10
                                                                • 4446

                                                                #66
                                                                The guy can't even afford a fukking haircut, what makes you think he can pay an Applebee's bill?

                                                                Look at that fukking mullet
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                                                                • aggieshawn
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-24-07
                                                                  • 4377

                                                                  #67
                                                                  This is like robbing a gas station. If you are going to commit a felony do it right an go for at least a cool million.
                                                                  Steal a drink or two. Not cool. Go rob a brewery of a vat of alcohol. Do it right or stay at home.
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                                                                  • BettingGeek
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 10-07-10
                                                                    • 3555

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by MichaelWaters
                                                                    Very easy to do. If you go to a bar that also serves food like TGIF or applebees then you can also order some food as well

                                                                    ok so go in and sit at the bar, usually at the end and order a drink. make small talk with the bartender or whomever is sitting down. you dont need a packed house but you do want a good level of noise in the area, more on this later. ok so you have opened a repoir with the bartender, you might want to ask a question like "hey is that Phil guy working this weekend?" , this will make the bartender think that you are a regular and that maybe he has seen you. ok so by now you are enjoying your 2nd beer, at this point you want to ask the bartender this exact question "hey what would be the best way in this city to find a roommate?", this again continues a new friendship with your new buddy the bartender. ive read a psychological report on service workers and how to befriend them for best results. so anyways by this time you have had food, 3-4 drinks and the bill is like $30 about. the bartender thinks that you are a really cool guy and probably expects a good tip . so if its even a little noisy you are all set to make your move. you place a fake phone call and start to talk about business, maybe throwing out terms like "units" and "deadline". you pretend that you really cant hear that well and put your free hand over your ear. act a bit frustrated then say this exact line so that the bartender hears you "Jeff, jeff im going to have to walk outside i can barely hear you....", now simply calmly walkout side and stroll around fake talking for 1-2 minutes, then fade to the side of the building and then suddenly and without warning sprint away as fast as you can until you cant run anymore. get in the car that should be about .5 miles away and calmly drive away. you are all set
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                                                                    • compaqDikk
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 10-08-05
                                                                      • 5699

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by MichaelWaters
                                                                      the guy who ruined my motel thread now wants me to get caught i see. f off compactprick
                                                                      sir are you going to the altanitic 10 bash
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                                                                      • MichaelWaters
                                                                        Restricted User
                                                                        • 05-19-11
                                                                        • 1525

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                        sir are you going to the altanitic 10 bash
                                                                        am i allowed to?
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