Dating a girl with a 4 yr old???

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  • chrisharvard01
    Restricted User
    • 10-24-08
    • 2943

    #36
    Booker check-in. Are you still shoplifting that pooty?
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #37
      I did this.

      Make sure you really like her before meeting the kid.

      I struggled with this and ****** this chubby milf up the ass

      then when chirstmas came around and she wanted me to be with her 3 boys i told her to take a hike

      but that's me i hate kids
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      • MarlinsFan2212
        SBR MVP
        • 04-19-10
        • 1325

        #38
        Kids are cockblocks. Make sure you buy him a toy or make sure videogames are around to keep him distracted.

        Then use the **** n Run approach. BOL
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        • hankcream
          SBR MVP
          • 06-30-10
          • 2048

          #39
          If you want kinky sex, tell her you would like to come over for dinner on a Monday night ( I'm assuming the 4yr old is a boy). While she's making dinner play with the kid- play catch and run around outside or in the house depending on where she lives. When dinner is ready make sure to pay some attention to the kid, then when dinner's over turn on WWE and sit down with the kid and do a little roughhousing with fake wrestling moves. Make sure you wear the kid out, with a 4 year old it doesn't take too much. He should be sleeping soundly by 9:30 and she will be dripping wet because single mom's really get turned on by guys who pay attention to their sons. At this point don't be afraid to say you really like anal - she will be more than happy to oblige. Be careful though, if you aren't looking for long term relations you will have to make it clear after you shoot your load. BOL
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          • stevek173
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-29-08
            • 27598

            #40
            Originally posted by hankcream
            If you want kinky sex, tell her you would like to come over for dinner on a Monday night ( I'm assuming the 4yr old is a boy). While she's making dinner play with the kid- play catch and run around outside or in the house depending on where she lives. When dinner is ready make sure to pay some attention to the kid, then when dinner's over turn on WWE and sit down with the kid and do a little roughhousing with fake wrestling moves. Make sure you wear the kid out, with a 4 year old it doesn't take too much. He should be sleeping soundly by 9:30 and she will be dripping wet because single mom's really get turned on by guys who pay attention to their sons. At this point don't be afraid to say you really like anal - she will be more than happy to oblige. Be careful though, if you aren't looking for long term relations you will have to make it clear after you shoot your load. BOL
            Dude KNOWS SHIT
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            • Thunder Gulch
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 08-30-10
              • 996

              #41
              I did back in the day, and it worked for me. First, she has the kid, so she can't always go out, which means you can roam free most of the time. If the kid is 4 or under, they are probably asleep by 8pm, so booty calls are easy to pull off. Thirdly, it's proven they put out and if she is home with a kid all of the time, she's probably starving for sex...and finally, the exit strategy has already been written when you want to get away. Just don't let the kid get too attached or vice versa.
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              • Inkwell77
                SBR MVP
                • 02-03-11
                • 3227

                #42
                SBR is bringing it lately
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                • cant call it
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-29-10
                  • 8817

                  #43
                  Did you get those pics for us?
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                  • Jerm3462
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-09-09
                    • 4454

                    #44
                    I'm going to prepare you, although nobody told me this before I humped a mommy:

                    After a woman has kids their pussies turn brown. (You've been warned)
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