Ever got laid at a strip club?

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 11:25 PM

went to a place in Quebec when i was 19...buddy says "let me do the talking" so i kept quiet...next thing you know im balls deep burying this skank (first non-American and first fake tittays for me)

the whole place is a shlthole...i walk out of the little booth we were in after almost breaking this shltty wooden chair and i get a wink from my buddy...he starts in that she told me $25 for the room and ends up negotiating the puss for $50...boom! next thing you know i'm riding home -50

holy shlt i just realized im a dirtbag

**saints7011** · 07-01-11, 11:28 PM

I did a couple years ago...

southern gentlemens club just outside columbia...

eddie had a good thing there for a while...

dulas

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 11:28 PM

somebody else post quick!

**OneLossParlayGuy** · 07-01-11, 11:34 PM

lol in the drink..nice story

**csm506** · 07-01-11, 11:40 PM

ah the stories man I will post one in a day or so

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by OneLossParlayGuy

lol in the drink..nice story

no seriously, let's just forget about this one OLPG

**housecloud** · 07-01-11, 11:42 PM

girl in tiajuana wanted me to for like 10 bux!!! she was really cute too, petite...BUT NO WAY! gotta be wayyyyyyyyy too dirty..didn't take my clothes off AT ALL.. took a dry hump session..

**Iwinyourmoney** · 07-01-11, 11:47 PM

Got a handjob in panama city beach Florida, got 1 lap dance she went for 5 Songs and jerked me off for 25$. When I was about to nut she threw my dick back in my cargo shorts. Had to leave was pissed cause I had huge fukin wet spot on my crotch. It was spring break, talk about fukin embarrassing having to grab my buddies walking through a crowed ass club

**iceminers26** · 07-01-11, 11:49 PM

yes, was 19, got the clap...don't like to talk about it

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by iceminers26

yes, was 19, got the clap...don't like to talk about it

thanks for taking the spotlight off me iceminers...and im applauding...not clapping lol

**jjgold** · 07-01-11, 11:50 PM

wrong forum

**THE PROFIT** · 07-01-11, 11:51 PM

Boystown in Mexico

**saints7011** · 07-01-11, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

wrong forum

I thought this would be "saloon" material by now myself...

thanks for the #3 ranking...

dulas

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by saints7011

I thought this would be "saloon" material by now myself... thanks for the #3 ranking... dulas

no i dont think that's what he was talking about

Just a moment...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=267621&highlight=jjgold

see post 16

nice work broseph!

**chance** · 07-02-11, 12:00 AM

You boys have more balls than me.

**HauntingTheHoly** · 07-02-11, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

no i dont think that's what he was talking about

Just a moment...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=267621&highlight=jjgold

see post 16

nice work broseph!

Girls hate a tightened up tongue?!??! Pretty sure that's wrong, but will feel like a dipshit if it isn't. Guys?

**TheCentaur** · 07-02-11, 12:04 AM

Sapphires in Vegas. Girl was from Colombia South America. Had a face like Sophia Loren. Wouldn't take $20 for a dance, took me back to my room at Harrahs and did me. Saw her a few times after when I visited Vegas but her husband whom I didnt know about started calling me and I never heard from her again. Also a Russian at one club and a milf at another.

**TheCentaur** · 07-02-11, 12:06 AM

Oh wait you mean in a strip club or with a girl from a strip club?

**shaunovery** · 07-02-11, 12:15 AM

No never but good reading the stories

**gohabsgo** · 07-02-11, 12:20 AM

There is a strip club here on the south shore of MTL where you can get laid or get BJ

**InTheDrink** · 07-02-11, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by HauntingTheHoly

Girls hate a tightened up tongue?!??! Pretty sure that's wrong, but will feel like a dipshit if it isn't. Guys?

Even better is post 21 in that thread

**marcoloco** · 07-02-11, 01:05 AM

only in mexico. had to pay for it of course

**beanbag** · 07-02-11, 01:33 AM

Almost but passed on the puss.. It was a walking STD

**biggie12** · 07-02-11, 03:17 AM

niagara falls ontario sundowner. 20th birthday friends paid for BJ, after 2 minutes of touching licking she wanted it inside no lie. $110 later.

**biggie12** · 07-02-11, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by iceminers26

yes, was 19, got the clap...don't like to talk about it

bet it was in niagara also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They love the young ones. Good change from the regular niagara folk !

**Marigold HD** · 07-02-11, 03:32 AM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwe nooooooo way!!!!!!!

**TheCentaur** · 07-02-11, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by beanbag

Almost but passed on the puss.. It was a walking STD

1.Use a condom
2.Ask any old guy what he wishes he would have done differently. Chances are it will be something like "I wish I would have made love to more women"

**Richkas** · 07-02-11, 08:14 AM

Ever got laid at a strip club?

80% of the guys on here cant get laid at all to begin with....all youll get is lies for answers

**jjgold** · 07-02-11, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Richkas

80% of the guys on here cant get laid at all to begin with....all youll get is lies for answers

including me Richie

Why there is a thread like this here is beyond belief

**Dr.Gonzo** · 07-02-11, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

2.Ask any old guy what he wishes he would have done differently. Chances are it will be something like "I wish I would have made love to more women"

Why doesn't he take his sagging balls on a trip to Asia as a sex tourist then? If your white you have to beat them off with a stick every time you go out in some places.

**Dr.Gonzo** · 07-02-11, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

including me Richie

Why there is a thread like this here is beyond belief

There are two kind of people with no self respect. Those who never get laid and those who get laid all the time.

**oiler** · 07-02-11, 08:35 AM

and when u did ,what std did u get ? lol

**ngates815** · 07-02-11, 08:46 AM

Shades Nightclub in Ocho Rios Jamaica. Google it.

Had 3 girls that wanted to go upstairs for 30 bucks for an hour. I settled for a handjob while the other was fingerblasting herself in front of me. Other girl sat there like a bump on a log. Not to mention this wasn't in private and my other friend was about 5 feet away, while our other pal took up the lady on the offer and went upstairs.

I woulda went upstairs, but we were 3 of maybe the 7 white guys in the joint, didn't feel like getting shanked. Ohh and I didn't like the idea that there was a guy up on stage fukkin this broad from behind while she ate out another girl, ohh and apparently condoms aren't pushed by the ladies. Aids - no thanks.

I did get held up by a guy for all my money, out in the common area while smokin a joint with a few other people. Lucky for me I walked in the night with 50 in my pockets and 100 in my shoe. So I already bought a few red stripes and only had 20 left in my pocket, so I gave it to him. No biggie, just happy he didn't slice me with his machete.

**InTheDrink** · 07-02-11, 08:53 AM

Wow ngates that's a crazy story. Sounds more like conjugal visit day at the clink than it does a strip club.