Boner question

**warriorfan707** · 07-01-11, 02:08 PM

happens to me too

And a lot of times I gotta piss like a racehorse

**pavyracer** · 07-01-11, 02:15 PM

That means you are gay.

**str** · 07-01-11, 02:16 PM

**rm18** · 07-01-11, 02:18 PM

yeh you're a homo I can get it harder myself

**King Mayan** · 07-01-11, 02:20 PM

It means you're a stud and are ready to pipe some punani...

**InTheDrink** · 07-01-11, 02:21 PM

**acarmelo1** · 07-01-11, 02:21 PM

Just jack off

**thezbar** · 07-01-11, 02:22 PM

Its all about your dreams while asleep. Tell your mind to remember before you go to sleep. As soon as you wake up have a pad and paper ready and record your thoughts. You'll learn a lot about yourself!

**vyomguy** · 07-01-11, 02:23 PM

its called morning wood...happens if you have sex dreams.

remember...mind is the most powerful organ.

**William Walters** · 07-01-11, 02:23 PM

Please keep topics about your:

OFF the forum. Thanks.

**tony_come** · 07-01-11, 02:24 PM

just google it

**Deuce** · 07-01-11, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by vyomguy

its called morning wood...happens if you have sex dreams.

remember...mind is the most powerful organ.

Not sex dreams you bit wit. Relaxes REM sleep and you're stimulated.

**onetrickpony** · 07-01-11, 02:27 PM

i googled it, it said the blood rushes to my rooster in the morning

**RubberKettle** · 07-01-11, 02:29 PM

**str** · 07-01-11, 02:31 PM

**tony_come** · 07-01-11, 02:32 PM

try inverting yourself tonite

**thejrichshow85** · 07-01-11, 02:33 PM

**onetrickpony** · 07-01-11, 02:35 PM

guys this is a serious inquiry i dont like being mocked here, it does hurt my feelings to some degree

now im steaming mad

**babyjesus** · 07-01-11, 02:39 PM

pee before you go to bed

**Rich Boy** · 07-01-11, 02:58 PM

Testosterone levels are highest in the morning, lowest at night

**Mac4Lyfe** · 07-01-11, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by onetrickpony

when i wake up in the morning my rooster is rock solid hard, much more harder then me getting it hard

why the fuk is it so fuking hard in the morning, this has truly baffled me for some time

Means you suck at even getting yourself hard...

Which means you must be even worst at getting someone else excited. So you obviously have no girlfriend because you'd be sucked dry and limp every morning.

Oh well, at least you can still get it up (while you sleep). All's not totally lost

**NrmlCurvSurfr** · 07-01-11, 05:38 PM

its called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence...who knew?

Morning wood is the best, get a quickie in before work, leave the mrs satisfied until you get home. Although sometimes you have to be on in the evening too.

**Tech N9ne** · 07-01-11, 05:49 PM

It means you would rather have a vagina than a rooster. No your anus doesn't count unless your gay

**ACoochy** · 07-01-11, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

Testosterone levels are highest in the morning, lowest at night

**PingPong** · 07-01-11, 06:21 PM

also has to do with bloodflow, sucks when you really have to pee