"You can't run a marathon without putting Bandaides on your nipples!"

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  • poochiecollins
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-09
    • 1782

    #1
    "You can't run a marathon without putting Bandaides on your nipples!"
    Many of you might've heard this in a commercial for the film, "Horrible Bosses." I hilariously just discovered that those words are based on an apparent fact that a certain percentage of runners have problems with their nipples chaffing against their top while running: http://www.runnersworld.com/communit...ers-runners/.0

    I used to run a lot and I never had or heard of the problem; maybe they have to get hard? Anyway, my favorite posts from the thread:
    just remember to take off the tape/bandaids if you take off your shirt. non-runners look at you like your some kind of kinky weirdo otherwise. see the look on the ladies face in the pic above.
    I have to use Body Glide because bandaids won't stick to my skin (there's way too much hair). I know, TMI.
    Over 50 posts about nipples?
    Thought I'd share.
  • floridagolfer
    SBR MVP
    • 12-19-08
    • 2757

    #2
    Having completed six marathons, I can attest that this is a problem for some runners. And it is VERY irritating and uncomfortable.
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    • MadTiger
      SBR MVP
      • 04-19-09
      • 2724

      #3
      Vaseline can help with the chafing. Serious.
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      • Lookingtostart
        SBR MVP
        • 04-25-11
        • 1584

        #4
        There's an AFL player called Wojcinski who had his shirt ripped off by an opposition played. In front of a national audience, we was that he had tape over his nipples. His reason also was that it's to prevent chaffing.

        It kind of seemed a little funny because it's not what every one was expecting.
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        • teddyd
          SBR High Roller
          • 11-01-10
          • 226

          #5
          i've heard at the finish line you see some people crossing bleeding from the nips
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          • poochiecollins
            SBR MVP
            • 01-27-09
            • 1782

            #6
            Originally posted by teddyd
            i've heard at the finish line you see some people crossing bleeding from the nips
            Ugh, you guys are killing my boner.
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            • Yich123
              SBR High Roller
              • 04-10-11
              • 205

              #7
              lmao i thought i was the only one who had this problem! glad to know im not a freak
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              • cloudagh
                SBR Sharp
                • 04-08-07
                • 486

                #8
                Now this is exactly why I need to come into the saloon once per day.
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                • peacebyinches
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-13-10
                  • 1112

                  #9
                  that is crazy yoooo
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                  • pico
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 04-05-07
                    • 27321

                    #10
                    i knew this for a long time
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                    • Gruntworker
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 02-12-11
                      • 777

                      #11
                      makes sense, painful sense... but makes sense
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                      • frognose20
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 04-09-10
                        • 249

                        #12
                        Wow. Never knew this problem existed with some people.
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                        • babyjesus
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 03-17-11
                          • 994

                          #13
                          Run with no shirt....
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                          • freeVICK
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-21-08
                            • 7114

                            #14
                            Big problem for me when I surf
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                            • pedro803
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 01-02-10
                              • 309

                              #15
                              I used to have this problem when I used to run -- and yes it is probably partly due to the stifness of the nips, in my case I think it was also due to my running motion, I was trying to lose weight so the idea was to get my pulse to a target rate and then keep it there for at least 25 minutes or so -- therefore I wasn't really interested in my times or running fast, it was more about just finding a running motion I could sustain, and as I result I had a lot of side to side movement going on (a kind of a funny looking waddle you know) rather than expending more energy hurtling myself forward. And I think that all this side to side resulted in the shirt rubbing back and forth across me nips ------ A LOT!
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                              • babyjesus
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 03-17-11
                                • 994

                                #16
                                Originally posted by freeVICK
                                Big problem for me when I surf
                                wear a rash guard
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                                • thejanitor
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 09-28-10
                                  • 202

                                  #17
                                  <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6dhPlSMnLwQ" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>

                                  Nipple Chafing from The Office
                                  Last edited by thejanitor; 07-01-11, 02:29 PM. Reason: fukked up
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