Attn: John Dough

[ronald]

Sir,

I have noticed you have been posting quite a lot as of late. I also notice that you are an SBR Founder, like myself. You also have fewer posts than me over the same period of time, which is remarkable since most posters are hamburgers that have 1000 posts per month. Please inform me of your status in the betting world. Are you a handicapper? Scalper? Mover? Rec bettor? Where are you located? Perhaps you should join us at our next "Meeting of the Minds" event, generally held in Tampa, FL. Some past attendees have been: Fishhead, Mathy, Baus, Halifax, mrracetrack, Billsfan and other elite posters. You may be a nice addition.

I await your reply.

RONALD

[John Dough]

I haven't posted much at SBR until recently (although I obviously joined a long time ago), mostly lurked off and on over the years, hence the low post count.

I appreciate the invite and the kind words, but I'd prefer to remain incognito and not share any personal info. To that end, I'll have to respectfully decline to join you guys at your next meeting.

Hope you don't think I'm blowing you off though. I'm nobody special, although not recreational, let's leave it at that.