I haven't gotten a handie since I was 14 but congrats.
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#4
Originally posted by InTheDrink
I haven't gotten a handie since I was 14 but congrats.
I find a nice, slow, loving handjob to be one of life's simplest pleasures. This one was quick, but still enjoyable. I have had two women in my life that have given me handjobs that were every bit as good as sticking my penis in their va jay jays, and I married one of them.
An acquired taste perhaps.
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VBPro7
SBR Wise Guy
11-12-10
720
#5
Originally posted by statnerds
Quick hand job from the wife
I'd rather do that myself. I'm better @ it. I'm guessing your ball & chain doesnt let you.
BTW, who would be so lazy to not just use their mouth. Sounds like your wife needs some training
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head_strong
SBR MVP
07-02-08
4318
#6
sounds like a good time to me...
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#7
Originally posted by VBPro7
I'd rather do that myself. I'm better @ it. I'm guessing your ball & chain doesnt let you.
BTW, who would be so lazy to not just use their mouth. Sounds like your wife needs some training
I give the option. Sometimes she does it, and on the rare occasion she doesn't, I do it.
Who said anything about not getting it in her mouth? Your post makes you sound young and single, making your hand your only option at the moment.
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chargers4222
SBR MVP
01-16-10
4702
#8
you sound old, single, depressed, and needy for attention on a sports gambling website
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adolfas52
Restricted User
04-01-11
63
#9
congrats man!
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#10
Originally posted by chargers4222
you sound old, single, depressed, and needy for attention on a sports gambling website
Well you got one right, since I am old.
If either of us are depressed, I am sure it is due to the Chargers continuously suckin ass and yet still picked to win the AFC year after year after year.
Either they consistently under achieve every year (in the sh!t ass AFC West, how bad are the Broncos, Raiders and Chiefs, yikes!!) or they just plain out suck.
Anyway, when ever I go to try out a new pizza joint, I order a plain cheese pizza. When I try a new Chinese restaurant, it is Lo-Mein. Or get the cheapest thing on the appetizer menu. You see if a place cares enough to put effort into making a flavorful experience out of a the aforementioned menu items, you know they care about pleasing their guests.
Same thing with the hand job.
You young fukks have so much to learn.
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raidersfan
SBR MVP
10-13-07
1647
#11
Originally posted by statnerds
Ribs on the grill
Bushmills is on ice
Quick hand job from the wife
Life is good
Ha Ha, quick hand job from the wife, it should be more than that....