Hugh Hefner got dumped

[thechaoz]

He will have a new gf by next week... .

[Bluehorseshoe]

LAWL, are you kidding me. Of course he does!

Crystal Harris was on Stern this morning and said she only had sex with Hefner once in two years.

Told you. He doesn't bang them.

[HoldEmHook!!]

Hef and Al Davis are running buddies...........the cript keeper is the third wing-man

[cant call it]

I don't think he will lose any sleep over it

[babyjesus]

huge publicity stunt on her behalf

[Dad]

Crystal Harris was on Stern this morning and said she only had sex with Hefner once in two years.

Told you. He doesn't bang them.

What a horrible experience that must have been for her that one time.

Good for Hef.

Is he dating anybody new?

[Tech N9ne]

Dad update the Latina girl thread

[ngates815]

Crystal Harris was on Stern this morning and said she only had sex with Hefner once in two years. Told you. He doesn't bang them.

Said he'd prefer just to "cuddle" and slap some titties around.

Sounds creepy .

[King Mayan]

She's a butterface.

[ByeShea]

Crystal Harris was on Stern this morning and said she only had sex with Hefner once in two years.

Told you. He doesn't bang them.

A few years ago one of his Bunnies escaped and gave a tell-all. In it she said he likes his bunnies dyking out in front of him and up his ass with rubber gloves with gay man porn on multiple screens all around him.

He also was "bi" for about 15 years, in full defiance of the "you either suck rooster or you don't" code. His PR team rewrote that chapter in the 80s.

Plus he's spent the past 40 years in purple silk pajamas.

Diagnosis: Hef is the biggest fa\*\*ot in America.

[ngates815]

A few years ago one of his Bunnies escaped and gave a tell-all. In it she said he likes his bunnies dyking out in front of him and up his ass with rubber gloves with gay man porn on multiple screens all around him. He also was "bi" for about 15 years, in full defiance of the "you either suck rooster or you don't" code. His PR team rewrote that chapter in the 80s. Plus he's spent the past 40 years in purple silk pajamas. Diagnosis: Hef is the biggest fa\*\*ot in America.

Sterns asked many of the playboy girls that have been in....All of them said that's a lie.

Funny, but lie.

[Swinging Johnson]

How many STD's do you think Hugh has had? My guess is he's smart enough to make sure they get tested before he puts his line in the water. Seriously, if you had to bet your life, how many has he had? I'd say 2.

[dj_destroyer]

If you haven't had an STD, you're being too safe. Get your dick wet when you think she's clean! Worthwhile risk IMO.

[jnickell100]

Crystal Harris was on Stern this morning and said she only had sex with Hefner once in two years. Told you. He doesn't bang them.

Pretty funny interview. You could tell she was pretty repulsed by him. Said they had sex once and it lasted about a minute, not because Hef pumped off....cause she walked out of the room.

[ByeShea]

Sterns asked many of the playboy girls that have been in....All of them said that's a lie.

Funny, but lie.

Openly bisexual for 15 years, then AIDS hit and, poof, the bisexual era didn't exist.

That a lie too?

Biggest fa\*\*ot in America.

[babyjesus]

fukin bitch, iv seen this hoe in real life. not even that hot