things not to say to women

[statnerds]

When a smokin hot chick is ringing up your order at Costco and asks if you would like a box, refrain from saying "no thanks, i'm married"

When you are cooking and from the kitchen table you hear your wife say that's where my mouth goes, refrain from saying "What is not my Dick Alex?" Jeopardy style.

Just a head's up is all.

[rggolds8]

when your asked if you want a bag at the grocery store do not respond with I have one right here and point to your wife

[chilidog]

Your sister/friend is hotter than you are.

[Dr.Gonzo]

I'm usually drunk or high so I can't feel anything when I get slapped

[mcaulay777]

my line is hey goodlooking whats cooking gets em everytime.

[chilidog]

My wife is pretty sexist towards women as well, she's awesome. When we're driving somewhere, and somebody is driving stupid (like cutting a person off, stopping in the middle of the road, etc), she'll say something like "i bet it's a woman driving"

[Dr.Gonzo]

My wife is pretty sexist towards women as well, she's awesome. When we're driving somewhere, and somebody is driving stupid (like cutting a person off, stopping in the middle of the road, etc), she'll say something like "i bet it's a woman driving"

Bitch is well trained. How many black eyes did it take?

[Poppa K]

You know, you're just not as tight as your sister anymore...

[koz-man]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

[ClimbSomeRocks]

you look better in pictures

[senseionline]

if she ask "how is my order? you reply it's coming it's coming"

[Marv001]

When you ask a fat chick, when is the baby due?

[I/O]

"I've only been with a man once"

[Joe Dogs]

When she asks you''am I getting fat".....Never answer with a "yes".

Silence is wisdom.

[Dutch]

Calling a woman a "stretched out, sloppy whore" has never gotten me laid.

[COYLO]

marry me !! never ever say that to a woman no matter how hot she is.

[Blax0r]

When you ask a fat chick, when is the baby due?

Did this; resulted in the longest and most awkward subway ride ever. I genuinely thought she was expecting.

[hustla]

that "you're too old" (to me)

[chilegambler]

Dont say anything nice or sweetto to woman directly.

[gerogermany]

anything to seek approval or suck up from them.

[mminkovski]

When you ask a fat chick, when is the baby due?

That actually happened to me once.....so embarrassing