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  • shopbar picks
    SBR MVP
    • 12-08-10
    • 2157

    #1
    If like cats you have to be gay
    Just went thru post your funny pics here thread. Alot of cat photos. A Dog is mans best friend. Have 2 blue heelers that are the best dogs on earth. You have a cat because.1 you are pu**y whipped. And your wife is a lezzy. Or 2 its the only pu**y, that will sit on your lap. And it dosent bother you.
  • monika
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    • 06-03-11
    • 20

    #2
    What if I am a girl?
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    • Mr KLC
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-19-07
      • 31097

      #3
      So the Godfather was gay?
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      • Bosseman22
        SBR Sharp
        • 09-30-09
        • 286

        #4
        got cat and dog, cat I can leave home alone for long time and I don't have to walk it
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        • stogies
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          • 02-24-11
          • 641

          #5
          sbr really should have some way to keep the 12 year old kids from signing up here.
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          • Brewers in 7
            SBR MVP
            • 01-20-10
            • 1363

            #6
            like they said in Meet the Parents, You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
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            • chemicalbrother
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              • 01-26-11
              • 4086

              #7
              What if I like cats and I am not gay? Does that hurt your hypothesis?
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              • jbrent95
                SBR MVP
                • 12-07-09
                • 1221

                #8
                I hate cats except barn cats.
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                • nyplayer33
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                  • 09-27-06
                  • 8303

                  #9
                  cats are like chicks..very loving and quiet..lol
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                  • nyjets15
                    Restricted User
                    • 01-27-11
                    • 873

                    #10
                    I have a wife, a daughter, and 5 cats

                    And I'm pretty sure I am less gay than you
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                    • 19th Hole
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-22-09
                      • 18951

                      #11
                      Sigfreid and Roy ---Well O.K.
                      Average cat owner...Nah

                      Why? Are you considering a cat in your life
                      and you don't want to exit the closet yet?

                      Here Pussy...Pussy Pussy....
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                      • ghanacustomist
                        Restricted User
                        • 05-19-11
                        • 45

                        #12
                        I like cat. they keep clean my house from rats..... i like dog too though.
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                        • ROGUE63
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-20-10
                          • 313

                          #13
                          you have pussyphobia?
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                          • kormeosandes
                            Restricted User
                            • 05-19-11
                            • 47

                            #14
                            Originally posted by shopbar picks
                            Just went thru post your funny pics here thread. Alot of cat photos. A Dog is mans best friend. Have 2 blue heelers that are the best dogs on earth. You have a cat because.1 you are pu**y whipped. And your wife is a lezzy. Or 2 its the only pu**y, that will sit on your lap. And it dosent bother you.
                            Cats is like woman and dog is like man. Dont worry you can like cat and i'm not gonna call you f\*g.
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                            • Cuse0323
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-09-09
                              • 30169

                              #15
                              don't like cats, but you don't have to pay as much attention to them as a dog. can't leave my dog alone for even the day.
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                              • mikejamm
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-24-09
                                • 11045

                                #16
                                I own and like both cats and dogs, so I guess I'm bi-curious!
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                                • hustla
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-20-09
                                  • 1235

                                  #17
                                  I have a cat, so fukk you
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                                  • face
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-31-11
                                    • 14740

                                    #18
                                    dogs are too smart, prefer a dumber cat as pet, would not want a monkey for the same reason.
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                                    • nyplayer33
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 09-27-06
                                      • 8303

                                      #19
                                      thread is a waste
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                                      • Stallion
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-21-10
                                        • 3617

                                        #20
                                        Another stupid thread.
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                                        • spankie
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-10-11
                                          • 9992

                                          #21
                                          dumb thread.

                                          dogs are annoying, slobbering, loud, expensive, pets. basically like a miniature kid.

                                          cats are not annoying, dont slobber, not loud, cheap, leave me the fuk alone pets.
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                                          • Salamander
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 12-25-09
                                            • 397

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                            So the Godfather was gay?

                                            You can add Dr. Evil to the bad gay guys too.
                                            sbr
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                                            • PDW
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-14-10
                                              • 660

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by stogies
                                              sbr really should have some way to keep the 12 year old kids from signing up here.
                                              This place would be a ghost town then.
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                                              • Emily_Haines
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-14-09
                                                • 15917

                                                #24
                                                my cat can shit in a box

                                                i doubt your dog can
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                                                • hockeyman30304
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 11-25-08
                                                  • 634

                                                  #25
                                                  Cats take care of themselves I dont have one because im allergic but dogs require much more work....cats are better and require less attention end of story
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                                                  • frostno98
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-11-07
                                                    • 9769

                                                    #26
                                                    Sounds logical
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                                                    • neverstoppers23
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                      • 6302

                                                      #27
                                                      Well, I got a cat when i went under my cancer treatment surgeries. and am I am gay,. so you may have a point there sir.

                                                      I was going to make a topic just now on my cat being sick.
                                                      He must of got into something he has had dierhisa the last 20 hours. Like every 1 hour he goes in there. A few hours ago, it was so bad after he got out, he literally started to cry and i couldn't stop him, he just stopped 1 min later and was all fine and ate his food.
                                                      So I went to the Petco and bought some medicine that is supposed to help him, it has ginger root and kaplin and pecolin in it.
                                                      I hope he gets better. you never want to see your best friend in that much pain and you dont know what you can do to help
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                                                      • trixtrix
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                                                        • 04-13-06
                                                        • 1897

                                                        #28
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                                                        • poochiecollins
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-27-09
                                                          • 1782

                                                          #29
                                                          I like cats and I'm bi, but more attracted to women.
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                                                          • thechaoz
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-23-09
                                                            • 12154

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by spankie
                                                            dumb thread. dogs are annoying, slobbering, loud, expensive, pets. basically like a miniature kid. cats are not annoying, dont slobber, not loud, cheap, leave me the fuk alone pets.
                                                            Cats shed, you have to clean their shit box at least once a week, are dirty and disease carriers. If you are worth your wait in shit your dog won't be loud, won't slobber, aren't any more expensive then a cable bill. Dogs are world class protectors, hunters, lovers, loyal to the end, chick magnets, playful (catch, frisbee, etc) loving, and completely devoted beyond all means to their owner.

                                                            Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.
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                                                            • SuddenDee
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 03-30-11
                                                              • 121

                                                              #31
                                                              Love my pussys.
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                                                              • Dr.Gonzo
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-05-09
                                                                • 4660

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by thechaoz
                                                                Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.
                                                                GTFO No chick is going to question my sexuality simply because I have a cat. Well not unless she learns to talk with a dick down her throat
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                                                                • Dr.Gonzo
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-05-09
                                                                  • 4660

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by thechaoz
                                                                  Cats shed, you have to clean their shit box at least once a week, are dirty and disease carriers. If you are worth your wait in shit your dog won't be loud, won't slobber, aren't any more expensive then a cable bill. Dogs are world class protectors, hunters, lovers, loyal to the end, chick magnets, playful (catch, frisbee, etc) loving, and completely devoted beyond all means to their owner.

                                                                  Cats ignore you, shed on the furniture, stick up the garage with their shatbox, and make chicks question your sexuality.


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                                                                  • JMobile
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-21-10
                                                                    • 19074

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I'm young. I'm a stud. I have banged 2 milfs so far. I have had a threesome with 2 chicks. One of the milfs who I banged is my part time sugar mama so she pays for whatever I desire.
                                                                    By the way, I love cats.
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                                                                    • I/O
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 05-26-11
                                                                      • 7922

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Salamander
                                                                      You can add Dr. Evil to the bad gay guys too.
                                                                      LOL

                                                                      Mr. Bigglesworth
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