Damnit...I Couldnt Get It Up Last Night...

[saints7011]

granted , she was every bit of 300 lbs. but I take great pride in not discriminating against any woman...not sure what happened...

maybe its time for the "little blue pill"...

[Jerm3462]

Who could sleep with a 300 pound woman?

That's nasty

[saints7011]

Who could sleep with a 300 pound woman?

That's nasty

how old are you kid ?

I wasn't trying to go to sleep with her...

let me spell it out for you...

I W-A-S- T-R-Y-I-N-G T-O H-A-V-E S-E-X W-I-T-H H-E-R

[nikevols]

called whiskey dick..had the same problem with a 95 lb girl

[MarlinsFan2212]

how old are you kid ?

I wasn't trying to go to sleep with her...

let me spell it out for you...

I W-A-S- T-R-Y-I-N-G T-O H-A-V-E S-E-X W-I-T-H H-E-R

No excuse, 300 lbs is 300 lbs. Shaq is 325 pounds, and hes 7 foot 1. I cant imagine what 300 pounds would look on a 6 foot frame or less.

Your dick sensed something your mind couldnt, and you should be thankful. It saved you from banging a whale.

[Cuse0323]

Maybe you should be true to yourself and come out of the closet already.

[jkilla990]

Im sure that was just your brain telling your dick that there was no way you would fukk a cow

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

nah ur dik was up, it's just to small to enter miss ginormous...sorry pal

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Figures

[saints7011]

Figures

dont you have some shilling to do...

Sal would be very upset seeing you in my thread...

[saints7011]

Maybe you should be true to yourself and come out of the closet already.

quit stalking me !!!

[tad0matic]

how old are you kid ?

I wasn't trying to go to sleep with her...

let me spell it out for you...

I W-A-S- T-R-Y-I-N-G T-O H-A-V-E S-E-X W-I-T-H H-E-R

MUST HAVE BEEN TOO DRUNK.

[saints7011]

MUST HAVE BEEN TOO DRUNK.

we were both drunk...

I used my mag light...

she never knew the difference...

[ccnew]

haha 300lbs my fridge weights that

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

dont you have some shilling to do...

Sal would be very upset seeing you in my thread...

I really dont know what your taljing about your losing it saint

[saints7011]

I really dont know what your taljing about your losing it saint

exactly...

[I/O]

Look at a hot chick, whether online or "on hand" photo

then quickly bang the always hungry girl with your eyes closed before reality sets in

[VBPro7]

... but I take great pride in not discriminating against any woman...

My pride stops @ 160 under 5'9", anything after that it's my 2lb right hand.

[BRAVES1985]

man when im fukin hammered i have trouble getting it up

[daneblazer]

more cushion for the pushin

[saints7011]

...

[tad0matic]

haha 300lbs my fridge weights that

but your fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat does it?

[dabomguy11]

Not gonna lie, that's pretty messed up.

[LordCC]

I am sure if it was me with a 300 lbs woman, I would be having more problems then just struggling to get it up lol.

[dendimurah]

Yes the blue pill will help you a lot. good luck!

[denn333]

no excuses.

[saints7011]

***BREAKING NEWS***

she called me just now guys , mustve thought the mag light was me...

gonna give it another go tonight...

ill let you know how it goes...

[jhack704]

Your dick sensed something your mind couldnt, and you should be thankful. It saved you from banging a whale.

[PingPong]

i would think the smell of her taint alone would make you go limp

[clynnm17]

I was going to take one for the team with an XL girl. Had nice tittys and when I was in bed with her. I said in my head NOT Going to do this. I said let me **** those . She let me and I skiiii all over her face. And was out !!!! she prolly hates me

[Br0nxer]

granted , she was every bit of 300 lbs. but I take great pride in not discriminating against any woman...not sure what happened...

maybe its time for the "little blue pill"...

[beerman2619]

Just go down on her Saints. Get a car jack and jack up the rolls and let your tongue work some magic on the sumo girl.

[jhack704]

Just go down on her Saints. Get a car jack and jack up the rolls and let your tongue work some magic on the sumo girl.

[saints7011]

***BREAKING NEWS***

she called me just now guys , mustve thought the mag light was me...

gonna give it another go tonight...

ill let you know how it goes...

just couldnt do it boys...

we got naked and as soon as her 3"hair on her legs touched me , I was done...

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Internet Playas...you gotta love em.....