Just walked in on my roommate with a fkn dude

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  • MichaelWaters
    Restricted User
    • 05-19-11
    • 1525

    #1
    Just walked in on my roommate with a fkn dude
    you have to be fkn kidding me. i left my apartment friday and wasnt supposed to come back until tomorrow morning (staying at folks in hometown all weekend) . so i was going to be at a cookout at my uncles today but it got rained out. so me and my old high school friend came back to pick up my ps3 and when we walked in we heard sounds from the basement. we walked downstairs and all we saw was fkn bare asses and coks scrambling to hide

    we went back upstairs and couldnt fkn believe it. roommate actually left thru the garage and wont answer his cell phone. un fkn real. hes engaged to get married next fall i knew he was a fkn phoney always buying gucci with blow-up posters of himself all thru the apartment. what a fkn faag
  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    knock next time?
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    • thechaoz
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-23-09
      • 12154

      #3
      Nasty...he has to go
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      • Extra Innings
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-26-10
        • 15058

        #4
        Guy has probably jerked off in your room nightly while you were on vaca
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        • Bosseman22
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-30-09
          • 286

          #5
          yeah gross but sure knock, I know I will from now on, you gonna blackmail him?
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          • chilidog
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-05-09
            • 10305

            #6
            Originally posted by Extra Innings
            Guy has probably jerked off in your room nightly while you were on vaca
            LOL - now you're gonna have him bleaching every counter in the house, having the carpets and couches professionally steam-cleaned, and sending out all his sheets/blankets for cleaning.
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            • SEAHAWKHARRY
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 11-29-07
              • 26068

              #7
              Guy might go off deep end kill himself
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              • MichaelWaters
                Restricted User
                • 05-19-11
                • 1525

                #8
                Originally posted by SEAHAWKHARRY
                Guy might go off deep end kill himself
                hopefully. thats the absolute best case scenario. wont happen in a billion years, next thing dont know. who knows these days
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                • losturmarbles
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-01-08
                  • 4604

                  #9
                  U mad he didn't include you?
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                  • JW Cash
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-31-08
                    • 4453

                    #10
                    yeah...not a good situation...the guy no doubt is a closet vancouver canuck fan
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                    • hostile takeover
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-06-09
                      • 2258

                      #11
                      Sounds like jealousy to me. It's natural for gay roomates to feel left out.
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                      • COYLO
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-18-10
                        • 2844

                        #12
                        dude did you ever wake up with stuff on your face LOL, i know i do sometimes but i dont live with a homo
                        seriously he could have been whacking off while watching you in the shower and while sleeping ewwwe, even i feel violated now lol
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