Why Don't US Strip Clubs Show Clam?

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  • JimmysEgo
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    • 06-07-10
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    #36
    Full nude and alcohol in DC, but no lap dances. The raunchier places like Royal Palace or Good Guys, the chicks will spread their lips for you.
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    • ThaWoj
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      • 03-09-10
      • 6761

      #37
      ngates-

      im from chicago (lived there for 28 yrs) just recently transplanted to new orleans. anyways. im sure u heard of the admiral on the northside on lawrence and pulaski i think. not cheap but def some decent lookin chicks. i always liked to go out to that place in harvey near the indiana border on halsted called 'club O' altho i dont remember if that was full nudity or not. always got too f'd up to remember. the other decent places i went to (b/c i lived on the southside) was polecats and club 390
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      • BRAVES1985
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        • 05-23-10
        • 4250

        #38
        never been to a strip club that wasn't full nudity
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        • Flexin
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 10-09-10
          • 969

          #39
          Originally posted by RealSlimShady
          In San Francisco, the clubs that serve alcohol are topless only. If there is no alcohol served, its full nudity.
          I was at Gold's Club Centerfold in Cali. Full nude, no alcohol. I don't drink so it was fine with me and nobody acted up while I was there.

          James
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          • Roadtrip635
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            • 12-07-10
            • 6129

            #40
            Don't know why it's done that way, but yeah full nudity, can't sell alcohol but can BYOB. Pay a cover and buy set-ups, cheaper in the end. We took a buddy to one in Austin for his birthday years ago and got him a table dance. She was a smokin' blond and completely shaved, she took a candle and dripped the hot wax all over her hairless V, once it hardened, she peeled it off and slapped it on his face. He made us promise not to tell his girlfriend...
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            • rumple
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              • 06-19-07
              • 2499

              #41
              The best are the strip clubs with the jerk off booths.
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              • SBRMAN23
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                • 01-07-11
                • 6905

                #42
                WOW still have yet to ever go to a strip joint bit Chi migt be the nxt spot was gona visit fam there now I have two things to do lol
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                • Ian
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                  • 11-09-09
                  • 6071

                  #43
                  When I lived in Orlando the strip clubs couldn't even show boobs. To get around it one club started having the girls perform plays by Shakespeare while topless so that when they got sued they could claim in court that they were performing art.

                  Personally, I think states should go beyond fully nude strip joints and legalize, regulate & tax brothels. It would cut down on the spread of AIDS and make our taxes go down.
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                  • Flexin
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 10-09-10
                    • 969

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Ian
                    When I lived in Orlando the strip clubs couldn't even show boobs. To get around it one club started having the girls perform plays by Shakespeare while topless so that when they got sued they could claim in court that they were performing art. Personally, I think states should go beyond fully nude strip joints and legalize, regulate & tax brothels. It would cut down on the spread of AIDS and make our taxes go down.
                    I agree that it should be legalized. Don't ever see myself using it but I think it should be legal. Like you say it makes things safer and its a money generator for the city.

                    James
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                    • keyboarding
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                      • 07-30-09
                      • 6817

                      #45
                      Originally posted by ngates815
                      You must be going to the wrong places.

                      Out here in Chicago, we have some nice places with some good girl/girl box munching going on. I know 2 that are still up and still happens, 1 of them closed down.
                      Couldn't have been that good then.
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                      • Dutch
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                        • 09-21-10
                        • 4339

                        #46
                        Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                        In San Francisco, the clubs that serve alcohol are topless only. If there is no alcohol served, its full nudity.

                        Same where in Iowa. And I never really understood why.
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                        • JimmysEgo
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                          • 06-07-10
                          • 1201

                          #47
                          when i visit family in Kokomo Indiana, i always stop at the Hip Hugger. Best place strip bar that i've ever been too (and i've been to many). Corn fed, young, midwest girls with hard tight bodies. $11 pitchers of beer and $10 lap dances. yes 10 dollar lap dances. I've never seen $10 lap dances anywhere else. A couple other places i've been to offered a Two For Twenty deal at the top of every hour, then $20 per lap dance after that. The Hip Hugger is $10 all the time.
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                          • danso
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                            • 10-26-10
                            • 2224

                            #48
                            Wow interesting to hear about the topless only when alcohol is served rule. Lucky I don't have that up here in Canada
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                            • big joe 1212
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-01-08
                              • 19380

                              #49
                              Just watch porn and jerk off. You will save money and have a happier ending!
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                              • frankthetank
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                                • 08-29-09
                                • 652

                                #50
                                Just more examples of one set of humans telling other humans what to do. You can see pussy but have no booze. You can have booze, but see now pussy. ******* beurocrats
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                                • Arsenal
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                                  • 01-30-09
                                  • 1349

                                  #51
                                  Quite a few years back, I went to a strip club in Vegas for a bachelor party, and it was full nude and they served alcohol. It was pretty expensive too if I remember. I think the name was Palomino Strip or something like that.
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                                  • trixtrix
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                                    • 04-13-06
                                    • 1897

                                    #52
                                    anybody have been to a cr strip club? will spoil one for life in regards to any north american exotic dancing pub
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                                    • mtneer1212
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                                      • 06-22-08
                                      • 4993

                                      #53
                                      As an earlier poster stated, West Virginia allows beaver and beer, clam and alcohol......... and if you find a college town, you see some nice looking girls......
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                                      • beanbag
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                                        • 01-21-10
                                        • 2364

                                        #54
                                        in oregon they show everything.. i heard in washington they can't even have alcohol in the strip clubs
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                                        • Arsenal
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                                          • 01-30-09
                                          • 1349

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Arsenal
                                          Quite a few years back, I went to a strip club in Vegas for a bachelor party, and it was full nude and they served alcohol. It was pretty expensive too if I remember. I think the name was Palomino Strip or something like that.
                                          Used google and looked up the place. Called the Palomino Club. They say on the site that they are the only full nude club in Vegas with a stocked bar.

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                                          • Qtip
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                                            • 02-18-11
                                            • 367

                                            #56
                                            I live to close to Tijuana to waste my money in the rip-off that is California/LV strip clubs.
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                                            • Brewers in 7
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                                              • 01-20-10
                                              • 1363

                                              #57
                                              In Pa they are topless if they serve alcohol, but fully nude ones are BYOB
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                                              • pico
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                                                #58
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                                                • l7ustin
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                                                  • 10-09-08
                                                  • 3914

                                                  #59
                                                  i went once for a bachelors party in dallas to a byob joint. they showed their pussy optionally when you paid for private dance and on stage. i really didnt care too much for the strip club scene. too pricey, id rather take that much money to a bar and pull a real piece of ass i can bust a nut in
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                                                  • JimmysEgo
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                                                    • 06-07-10
                                                    • 1201

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by JimmysEgo
                                                    when i visit family in Kokomo Indiana, i always stop at the Hip Hugger. Best place strip bar that i've ever been too (and i've been to many). Corn fed, young, midwest girls with hard tight bodies. $11 pitchers of beer and $10 lap dances. yes 10 dollar lap dances. I've never seen $10 lap dances anywhere else. A couple other places i've been to offered a Two For Twenty deal at the top of every hour, then $20 per lap dance after that. The Hip Hugger is $10 all the time.
                                                    Oh one thing i forgot to mention, you're allowed to touch during lap dances. some places say you can't touch, and i've even been to one place in jersey where you had to sit on your hands. But at the Hugger you're allowed to touch. One time i went home and it's been awhile so i asked "what are the rules" in case things have changed, the hottie replies, "you can touch anything you want except the holes, but don't worry, i'll touch those for you." that was so hot.
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                                                    • Poker_Beast
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                                                      • 09-14-06
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                                                      #61
                                                      Best club I ever went to was in Memphis. It was awesome!!
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                                                      • InTheDrink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-23-09
                                                        • 23983

                                                        #62
                                                        No idea why we have to have byob to have girls show gash but it works out better than $10 a drink...especially if you know the bouncer collecting the cover
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                                                        • InTheDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-23-09
                                                          • 23983

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by JimmysEgo
                                                          Full nude and alcohol in DC, but no lap dances. The raunchier places like Royal Palace or Good Guys, the chicks will spread their lips for you.
                                                          I've been to Camelot....what a shlthole lol
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                                                          • CallMeChip
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 03-23-11
                                                            • 681

                                                            #64
                                                            In Mexico you can get lap dance + heineken + blowjob/sex for like $30. At least the heineken is good.
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                                                            • JimmysEgo
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 06-07-10
                                                              • 1201

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                              I've been to Camelot....what a shlthole lol
                                                              They're all sh*thole clubs, that's why we like them some much. Maybe you're looking at it the wrong way.



                                                              Originally posted by Arsenal
                                                              Used google and looked up the place. Called the Palomino Club. They say on the site that they are the only full nude club in Vegas with a stocked bar. http://www.palominolv.com/
                                                              Sounds fishy, they contradict themselves in the first sentence. maybe they are fully nude in the $400 private booth or something. "The World Famous Palomino Club is Las Vegas Nevada's NV premier gentlemen's club - strip club and fully stocked bar loaded with topless dancers, stripper shows,a variety of strip club events, and has been the only fully nude and fully stocked bar strip club since it opened in 1969!"

                                                              I've never been, but I will definitely check it out next time I'm in Vegas to find out for sure.
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                                                              • nickdotcom
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 12-13-10
                                                                • 401

                                                                #66
                                                                might have been said already but full nude is BYOB and 18+. you just have to buy a bucket of ice. Topless is 21+ and they serve booze.

                                                                That's in Texas atleast
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                                                                • JimmysEgo
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                                                                  • 06-07-10
                                                                  • 1201

                                                                  #67
                                                                  hmmm, i'm going to Houston in mid June for business. Got any recommendations for there?
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                                                                  • UZI Suicide
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                                                                    • 02-15-11
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                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by CallMeChip
                                                                    In Mexico you can get lap dance + heineken + blowjob/sex for like $30. At least the heineken is good.
                                                                    And the Crabs are free!
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                                                                    • nickdotcom
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                                                                      • 12-13-10
                                                                      • 401

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by JimmysEgo
                                                                      hmmm, i'm going to Houston in mid June for business. Got any recommendations for there?

                                                                      the full nude joints are fuckin gross. The topless places arn't bad, if it looks like shit on the outside then the girls are nasty on the inside
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                                                                      • JW Cash
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                                                                        • 12-31-08
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                                                                        #70
                                                                        I would rather see just titties on a US babe than full clam on a canadian lumberjack queen...............
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