who loves taking sh*ts at work???

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I know I do...Not many things better than getting paid to take a sh*t!!!

[Deuce]

True

One of my many favorite pass-times. Take 30 min sometimes.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

That's assuming we have jobs.

[Wiggums5]

That's assuming we have jobs.

[cant call it]

I have never sh*t on company time.

[FishFace5]

I actually dont enjoy it. Too many asses and not enough seats. I like my home base and thats about it.

[onetrickpony]

during an 8 hr shift i spend at least 30 mins dropping a deuce

[BeatTheJerk]

I need my privacy to drop a proper load, so it depends where I take it. I don't work at an office so it would be different almost everyday. I get the concept though ...............

[zam77]

I have my own dumper in my office... needless to say, it's very unproductive.

[boeing power]

NO,
the shitter at my work is very small, and there is usually a line of people waiting to get in

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

NO, the shitter at my work is very small, and there is usually a line of people waiting to get in

So ur scared to blow it up and be the guy walking out and everyone looks at u like daaaaaaamnnnnn

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

and it's moved to the saloon

[mrtomk]

I once went in to take a dump, just as a co-worker was going into the stall next to me. I heard everything; every plop, every ass squeak. I couldnt go for fear of making a sound. I couldnt look at him for a week.

Now, if I see another guy's shoes in the stall next to me, I play 'guess who's shitting'...

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

[InTheDrink]

Nice way to break up the day. I work in two offices....one has multiple shitters, the other has a private bathroom. Surprisingly the multi shitter bathroom is better. Nothing like walking out of the private bathroom and three people are having a conversation in the hall and you see them all cringe when you walk out. Mildly embarrassing lol

[cant call it]

Since we all love to take deuce at work here is what you do.
For all those who have never tried it.
After you dump, and this works alot better if its a 1 toilet bathroom, tell one of your co workers you saw something wrote on the bathroom wall about him/her.
"hey someone wrote something about you on the bathroom wall"
"really, what did it say?"
"I won't repeat that, but you should go check it out."

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

can't call it...

I basically just let everyone know that they might want to avoid the proper side of the building for at least 20- 30 mins...a la Friday

[Enkhbat]

Public toilets stink badly, I prefer to take a dump at home

[Blax0r]

My office building has multiple floors of multiple stall bathrooms; some floors (like the HR one) doesn't have too many guys, so the toilets are almost immaculate. Dropping a deuce with so many choices is definitely a weird plus.

[warriorfan707]

cause eddie cant afford any toilet paper

[mw00]

i have a phobia for public toilets...never go unless it's at the point for bursting.

[MoneyM1ke]

Don't really like taking shits at work, when I do though I make sure I take a while

[kiefynugs]

alright this is weird but I just got back from vacationing in the Mediterranean and they don't have proper toilets in italy or france just these porcelain holes...

So I've actually started standing on the toilet and taking a shit now when I'm at work. WAY more comfortable if you don't have your own setup handy

Try it Kind of like doing a top shelfer except in the regular toilet

[Flyers21]

Nothing worse than walking into a bathroom that someone just tore up!!!

[HotStreak]

Always a good way to break up the day.

[joe17]

I do it all the time its great!

[Soon2BRich]

i only shit at home. public bathrooms are nasty, too many asses on the seats

[Dutch]

I only shit at home or close family members house.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

i have a phobia for public toilets...never go unless it's at the point for bursting.

I used to as well...but i put mad toilet paper on the seat and i have no worries...I've also taken some shits in weird, wild places so that has also eliminated my phobia

[LarrysKid]

At my work the employee restrooms are in the back by the break area. You can hear everything going on in the restrooms, it's so disgusting and we are supposed to eat our lunches back there.

[chacker]

I always thought the same thing and enjoyed it that much more!

[paintball1084]

its always funny when you drop a huge one and then see someone else go in there right after but they dont know how stunk up the place. feels good man

[bettilimbroke999]

Nothing worse than walking into a bathroom that someone just tore up!!!

Worst in the world are concerts and sporting events, nothing but piss, shit and pubic hairs (looks like someone shaved their balls in the fuckin stall) in and on every comode and allover the floor just fuckin disgusting

[LLXC]

Love the comfort of my home.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

In a new building. Comfort level and conveinance is way down. Already blew up the bathroom twice. People must wonder what the fuk I ate yesterday. I'm sure il hit 3 by noon.