- Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a rise.
- Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
- Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong!
- Sex is like vacation....it never lasts long enough.
- If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
- At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
- The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
- When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
- Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
- A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
- Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
- The honest politician. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
- It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
- Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
- The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
- A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else!
- Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- He who refuses to listen, is lying.
- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
- Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
- If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not for you.
- An 'Aeroplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.
- People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
- No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
- Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.
- Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
- Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong!
- Sex is like vacation....it never lasts long enough.
- If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
- At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
- The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
- When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
- Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
- A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
- Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
- The honest politician. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
- It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
- Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
- Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
- The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
- A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else!
- Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- He who refuses to listen, is lying.
- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
- Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
- If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not for you.
- An 'Aeroplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'.
- People who say they never fart, are full of hot air.
- No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
- Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.
Good stuff man.
