how do you have sex?

**shari91** · 05-12-11, 11:07 PM

3 or 4 holes

You are beyond the oddest person I've come across on here yet, and that's saying a lot.

Hope you get answers to your questions and I expect an invite to the wedding.

**BettingGeek** · 05-12-11, 11:10 PM

doggy style, reverse cowboy, I like 'em all

**yesdear** · 05-12-11, 11:16 PM

smack it

rough and smacking that ass kid

o hell yea

**ttwarrior1** · 05-12-11, 11:30 PM

not what i meant , looks like multiple areas to put it in. No idea. Seems like you can miss easy. Legit question shari? Why would i or anyone inexperienced know how?

**ttwarrior1** · 05-12-11, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by shari91

3 or 4 holes

You are beyond the oddest person I've come across on here yet, and that's saying a lot.

Hope you get answers to your questions and I expect an invite to the wedding.

Im far from being odd and anyone that knows me would say the same thing. Not even close to being in top 300 of odd people at sbr. I speak the truth, always

**Cicima6709** · 05-12-11, 11:38 PM

Somehow we always magically find the right hole...

**xlilsp1keyx** · 05-12-11, 11:38 PM

wtf? are you 10 or something? lol, u **** the way you see it in porn!

**thechaoz** · 05-12-11, 11:56 PM

Wow man time to take a trip to Vegas. Hookers and Blow FTW!

**rm18** · 05-12-11, 11:59 PM

unreal put it in the whole in the middle

**sportfan** · 05-13-11, 12:00 AM

Doggy, spooning , missionary ,inverted missionary , deckchair to name a few

**itchypickle** · 05-13-11, 12:07 AM

If this were a Getting laid for beginners course it would read : Just rub the head around below her belly and keep going down until you feel the sweet spot, then just slide on in and enjoy

It'll be the first point of access hole bro...I promise.....and you can work on the moves later, just focus on getting the basics down now because it'll be over before ya know it if it's been years.

**shari91** · 05-13-11, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by xlilsp1keyx

wtf? are you 10 or something? lol, u **** the way you see it in porn!

**Extra Innings** · 05-13-11, 12:14 AM

Should work in the Tempo

**Smogs** · 05-13-11, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

serious legit question. Everyone knows i haven't been laid since 1994 and i was drunk then if you read my blog.

I mean how do you do it? When watching porn i see like 3 or 4 holes around the oyster area. How do u put it in? What does puzzy taste like? How do you eat it?

What if its dark? Can you do it with your shirt on? Im not taking my damn shirt off unless its dark

We should make this a sticky and all questions go here in this thread

I would also like tips on how you can make your rooster bigger . Has anyone here used extenze or enzyte or viagra or anything otc.

How do you ask for sex or does it just happen? I mean you just can't ask someone if they want to f\*\*k can you?

More later as i have alot of questions. I plan on getting laid , and not by a hooker before the year is out and married within 3 years.

Feel free to edit any words in this or move to the appropriate area.
thanks ,
crips

I'm sorry to say this TT, but you typify the online blogger/poster.

**LordCC** · 05-13-11, 01:21 AM

The only advice I will give is NEVER go down on a girl who is wearing tight jeans or pants of any kind. A friend of mine took some classes in medical school before leaving to another career. Anyway, long story short, the prof basically said, any girl that wears pants like that will stink times 10 down there.

The sweat, and from any hairs there couple with if she went to the bathroom that day will add to the stench. He was be dead serious here, and some think it is an old wives tale, but I do take his advice.

**ttwarrior1** · 05-13-11, 01:23 AM

sorry but that pink or red thing looks like it has holes on the sides and the area your supposed to stick it is hidden

jw · 05-13-11, 01:34 AM

Excellent ... SBR never fails to deliver a late night pick-you-up ...

**Extra Innings** · 05-13-11, 01:36 AM

Shari...skype it out with this guy, will you?

**Tuna Fish Riot** · 05-13-11, 01:37 AM

I don't really know. It just happens. I just lie down and stuff happens to me. I don't even ask for it or know where it comes from. Sometimes I'm asleep the whole time and when I wake up my genitals are sticky.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 05-13-11, 01:48 AM

You my fat friend are a lost cause. Just pull a Chaz Bono, lop off your man

and get a penis surgically attached.

**TheMoneyShot** · 05-13-11, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by LordCC

The only advice I will give is NEVER go down on a girl who is wearing tight jeans or pants of any kind. A friend of mine took some classes in medical school before leaving to another career. Anyway, long story short, the prof basically said, any girl that wears pants like that will stink times 10 down there. The sweat, and from any hairs there couple with if she went to the bathroom that day will add to the stench. He was be dead serious here, and some think it is an old wives tale, but I do take his advice.

LOL What girl doesn't smell like Leroy's Fish Market?

In today's world... you have like a 1 in 20 chance to find a chick who doesn't smell like Fish.

**Naz18** · 05-13-11, 02:24 AM

Get a fking life.....

**MWade** · 05-13-11, 02:25 AM

i never had sex but i have learned a lot from porn movies especially the endings

**Turd Ferguson** · 05-13-11, 02:35 AM

[quote=ttwarrior1;9971551]

I mean how do you do it? When watching porn i see like 3 or 4 holes around the oyster area. How do u put it in?

No such thing as a wrong hole.

What does puzzy taste like? How do you eat it?

If it tastes like shit, your mouth is too low.

**markteal** · 05-13-11, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

I mean how do you do it? When watching porn i see like 3 or 4 holes around the oyster area. How do u put it in? What does puzzy taste like? How do you eat it?

Holes 3 and 4 are where it's at dude, ignore the first two you find, they're like virgin traps, if you try and stick ii em she'll kick you out as she laughs in your face, so just keep looking for 3 n 4. Trust me.

**Tomahawk** · 05-13-11, 04:35 AM

How do you ask for sex or does it just happen? I mean you just can't ask someone if they want to f\*\*k can you?

A few weeks ago a girl asked me this when I was walking in the city. She was probably a hooker. It is rare for a stranger to ask stuff like this.

Anyway with girlfriend(s) you just make the move, you won't have to say anything.

**Saintsfan1977** · 05-13-11, 05:02 AM

Spit on it and push.

**ByeShea** · 05-13-11, 05:07 AM

Stick a roofie in his drink and bend him over the hood of your car.

But you knew this already, tt.

**wtt0315** · 05-13-11, 05:53 AM

i have sex with a girl pretty much it

**Tommy_de1st** · 05-13-11, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by Extra Innings

Should work in the Tempo

The dumbest film i've ever watched.
Should've been one more step in that movie: fasten your seatbelt

**valaub04** · 05-13-11, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by wtt0315

i have sex with a girl pretty much it

I almost got to be the first to say it.

**Vaughany** · 05-13-11, 07:17 AM

CHloroform

**stc1709** · 05-13-11, 07:32 AM

ill do it anyway as long as im getting my shit wet

**lemart5** · 05-13-11, 07:36 AM

1994 whores are everywhere now gotta love a hot whore.(Doggy Style)