Best One Line Jokes...

**MTek** · 05-11-11, 08:44 PM

Whats the difference between an ORAL thermometer and a RECTAL thermometer? .................... The TASTE !!!!

**Maniac** · 05-11-11, 09:08 PM

I had a book fall on my head last night - I only have my shelf to blame !

Still that was better than when someone threw a can of coke at me - I was just lucky it was a soft drink or it would have really hurt !

**Maniac** · 05-11-11, 09:11 PM

My old girlfriend dumped me after telling me to go out and buy "something to make her look sexy" and I came back with a bottle of whiskey !

After that I went through a bit of a lonely patch and decided to cheer myself up by ordering a DVD called "Bald + Barely Legal"
...imagine my disappointment when it arrived and I found out it was just a documentary on old tyres

**big joe 1212** · 05-11-11, 09:46 PM

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

the black ones steal your watch!

**saints7011** · 05-11-11, 10:44 PM

come on guys , help me out , I thought this was a brotherhood , Im starting to feel like the redheaded step...

**dynamite140** · 05-11-11, 11:01 PM

what kind of silly joke is that?

**soxwin** · 05-11-11, 11:06 PM

wow what a thread fail.

**saints7011** · 05-11-11, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by soxwin

wow what a thread fail.

it died before it started sox , HUGE disappointment...

my brothers let me down...

**Ian** · 05-12-11, 12:05 AM

Time to get racial...

What's the difference between a black guy and a tire?

Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

**Blax0r** · 05-12-11, 12:08 AM

I like *insert*whatever race/gender/minority*insert*...

Everyone should have one.

**TTA_President** · 05-12-11, 12:13 AM

Why are relationships like fat people? They hardly work out.

**dabomguy11** · 05-12-11, 12:14 AM

Who doesn't love racist jokes?

**Foosball Champ** · 05-12-11, 12:32 AM

What's the difference between a Jew and Canoe?

One tips.

**Ralphie Halves** · 05-12-11, 01:47 AM

My all time fave....

Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

**nyjets15** · 05-12-11, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by big joe 1212

what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans?

the black ones steal your watch!

wow....not a bad joke we got here

**rggolds8** · 05-12-11, 07:11 AM

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**saints7011** · 05-12-11, 09:17 AM

maybe theres life to my failed thread , only 2 really made me laugh though...

**stevenash** · 05-12-11, 09:20 AM

Hi, I have leprosy, what's eating you?

**xlilsp1keyx** · 05-12-11, 09:40 AM

wtf is "election summary?" lol.... fail.

**Dutch** · 05-12-11, 09:46 AM

Confusious walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

**tad0matic** · 05-12-11, 09:55 AM

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A f\*g AND A REFRIGERATOR? THE FRIDGE DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT.

**Al Masters** · 05-12-11, 10:07 AM

Why wouldn't JFK have been a good boxer?

He couldn't take a shot to the head.

**Al Masters** · 05-12-11, 10:09 AM

Did you hear about the Black family that didn't pay their garbage bill.

Apparently they stopped delivery.

**Al Masters** · 05-12-11, 10:12 AM

Whats the difference between a black man and a Paki?

About 10 minutes in the oven.

**oldstylecubsfan** · 05-12-11, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Ralphie Halves

My all time fave....

Why did the girl fall off of the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

lawls, best one by far