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  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #1
    HELP getting deported
    my **** is up or something, anyone of u know any american citizen who would marry me???

    boys i dont want to go back help me please, have 1 month to find a wife
  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #2
    only need solutions no negativity
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    • King Mayan
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-22-10
      • 21326

      #3
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      • Roy Halladay
        SBR MVP
        • 09-27-10
        • 1074

        #4
        the almigty says he can save me. but he's pretty sure youre fuked.
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        • Ace_of_Spades
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-14-09
          • 13518

          #5
          And you thought you could scam the system.
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          • spankie
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-10-11
            • 9992

            #6
            craigslist, plenty of lonely fat chicks on there that are dying for you to marry them
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            • Pavv4
              Restricted User
              • 12-16-09
              • 464

              #7
              How much love are you willing to give?
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              • Mikail
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-19-09
                • 21689

                #8
                Go home. Why do you wan't to stay in this shithole anyway?
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                • TR88
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-10-10
                  • 9364

                  #9
                  pal send me $10.000 via bank transfer, ill mary you!
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                  • tatommack
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-10-08
                    • 4171

                    #10
                    lol pay me and ill get you married
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                    • Cuse0323
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-09-09
                      • 30169

                      #11
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                      • onetrickpony
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-23-10
                        • 9434

                        #12
                        most im willing to give is 2k if thats not enough fuk it then im out
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                        • Extra Innings
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-26-10
                          • 15058

                          #13
                          You and Venditto could get married in CA or MA, I believe
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                          • Grandmaster B
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-05-09
                            • 6035

                            #14
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                            • TR88
                              Restricted User
                              • 06-10-10
                              • 9364

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Grandmaster B
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                              • Grandmaster B
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-05-09
                                • 6035

                                #16
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                                • biff
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-10-10
                                  • 1806

                                  #17
                                  i'll be the first of many to say it... is this not the guy who has been posting all day how he hates America and was pretty much defending Osama's actions?

                                  By the way, i wasted a good 2-3 hours reading that whole damn topic. It's funny OTP says no negativity yet that's all he and others posted in that topic. Reading all of that really made me realize when we got people like him and others living in America we really are screwed. I really wish I could have just not read that damn topic but i'm so addicted to this place that I actually will read topics I really have no interest in. Whole damn topic actually depressed me, I mean really depressed me.
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                                  • Grandmaster B
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-05-09
                                    • 6035

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Extra Innings
                                    You and Venditto could get married in CA or MA, I believe
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                                    • Deuce
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                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 29843

                                      #19
                                      Guy is an America you fukks. He was born here. He is mocking all of you jerkoffs.
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                                      • Grandmaster B
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-05-09
                                        • 6035

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                        Guy is an America you fukks. He was born here. He is mocking all of you jerkoffs.
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                                        • excel
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 03-25-10
                                          • 4270

                                          #21
                                          I would be willing to enter into a gay marriage with you for 7k. consummation not included
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                                          • Deuce
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-12-08
                                            • 29843

                                            #22
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                                            • Grandmaster B
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                                              • 09-05-09
                                              • 6035

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Deuce
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                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 06-23-09
                                                • 28454

                                                #24
                                                on a side note where would you find a woman that doesn't want to get deported?
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                                                • RealSlimShady
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-24-07
                                                  • 6249

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by excel
                                                  I would be willing to enter into a gay marriage with you for 7k. consummation not included



                                                  Excel, I think JJGold would undercut your price. He'd do it for 2k and may throw in some spindling action.
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                                                  • gregm
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 03-14-11
                                                    • 3535

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mikail
                                                    Go home. Why do you wan't to stay in this shithole anyway?
                                                    ????
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                                                    • onetrickpony
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-23-10
                                                      • 9434

                                                      #27
                                                      dont listen to deuce, guys this is no fuking joke im gone in a few weeks

                                                      fuk u guys no help
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                                                      • wtf
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-22-08
                                                        • 12983

                                                        #28
                                                        deuce is an immigration lawyer and he can delay the proceedings, if he can finish rotating the tires on the 97 chevy outback in time
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                                                        • onetrickpony
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-23-10
                                                          • 9434

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by wtf
                                                          deuce is an immigration lawyer and he can delay the proceedings, if he can finish rotating the tires on the 97 chevy outback in time
                                                          buried

                                                          if duece cant then WTF im gonna be pretty close to ya pal, we can meet for cats n dogs 1 day
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                                                          • paco
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-07-09
                                                            • 62873

                                                            #30
                                                            I'll be gay and marry u bro ,10k
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                                                            • Extra Innings
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-26-10
                                                              • 15058

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                              on a side note where would you find a woman that doesn't want to get deported?
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                                                              • paco
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-07-09
                                                                • 62873

                                                                #32
                                                                Times are tuff.
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                                                                • TR88
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 06-10-10
                                                                  • 9364

                                                                  #33
                                                                  otp pal I bet you will make it in India pal.
                                                                  Go there open a betting shop or something
                                                                  Marry the presidents daughter
                                                                  Bet online
                                                                  Post on sbr and collect pts
                                                                  many others
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                                                                  • JMobile
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-21-10
                                                                    • 19074

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by onetrickpony
                                                                    dont listen to deuce, guys this is no fuking joke im gone in a few weeks

                                                                    fuk u guys no help
                                                                    When you're gone, transfer them points to me since you wont be needing them.
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                                                                    • RealSlimShady
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 12-24-07
                                                                      • 6249

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by paco
                                                                      I'll be gay and marry u bro ,10k

                                                                      That bad, Paco??
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