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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
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    #1
    If you were a woman?
    what type of woman would you be.

    For me, i would want to be a blonde. Sometimes i think i would want to be a redhead but one of those with a tan, around medium build and monster hooters of course, but real.

    I would be dating only black men as it would be the best chance of getting pregnant to get on welfare and getting a pro athlete son.

    I would have affairs with other black men but only if they are hung.

    I would also be a part time lesbian. I would not be a whore, or a hooker or dancer. but i would play tennis, golf and have an job like sales in a store... Wouldn't need to do anything if you can hookup with a drug dealer or pro athlete.
  • barcelonafc
    SBR Sharp
    • 02-16-11
    • 428

    #2
    so you would be a total whoremeister?

    id just play with my titties all day long
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    • Tomahawk
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      • 04-24-10
      • 358

      #3
      I never thought of being a woman. I think I wouldn't like to be a woman they get low paying jobs.
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      • JOHON8
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        • 01-28-10
        • 7712

        #4
        You finally came out of the closet, well done.
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        • Phats1313
          SBR High Roller
          • 03-15-11
          • 111

          #5
          Originally posted by JOHON8
          You finally came out of the closet, well done.
          lol
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          • Cuse0323
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            • 12-09-09
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            #6
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            • COYLO
              SBR MVP
              • 10-18-10
              • 2844

              #7
              so your telling us your a closet case that wants big black rooster
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              • chilidog
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-05-09
                • 10305

                #8
                A dead one.
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                • downsouth
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                  • 01-13-11
                  • 11580

                  #9
                  Well hopefully you find your big black rooster someday.
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                  • chiliv5
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                    • 02-16-10
                    • 1273

                    #10
                    probably dead, couldnt deal with the crazy daily thought process
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                    • GoldenRichards
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                      • 08-31-08
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                      #11
                      I would be a lesbian gambler
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                      • flocko76
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                        • 10-01-10
                        • 1447

                        #12
                        sometimes on the weekends i like to dress up as a chick and go pick up guys just to see their look when they find out i'm a guy.
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                        • sundin4prez
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-09-10
                          • 1970

                          #13
                          this is probably one of the gayest threads ive ever heard on this board in some time
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                          • doublej95
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                            • 01-26-10
                            • 14094

                            #14
                            I would be a whore.
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                            • shermanator
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                              • 02-27-10
                              • 510

                              #15
                              play with myself i guess
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                              • GmCrazy
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                                • 01-29-11
                                • 199

                                #16
                                Be a lesbian lol
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                                • Vesuvius
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                                  • 02-19-08
                                  • 3886

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by doublej95
                                  I would be a whore.
                                  I think this is what a lot of this crowd would be.
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                                  • InTheDrink
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-23-09
                                    • 23983

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sundin4prez
                                    this is probably one of the gayest threads ive ever heard on this board in some time


                                    ttwarrior is one of the gayest posters ive ever seen on this board in some time
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                                    • thebertshow
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 08-30-07
                                      • 645

                                      #19
                                      I assume I would be pretty hot
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                                      • ttwarrior1
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                                        • 06-23-09
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                                        #20
                                        so would you be a gold digger or a hooker? housewife, married to jj? clarify
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                                        • Junkyard Dog
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                                          • 03-12-07
                                          • 4552

                                          #21
                                          i would fondle my all day long
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                                          • nikevols
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                                            • 04-07-10
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                                            #22
                                            i would play with myself all day
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                                            • ttwarrior1
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                                              #23
                                              //////////
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                                              • CarolinaDaze
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                                                • 11-07-09
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by InTheDrink



                                                ttwarrior is one of the gayest posters ive ever seen on this board in some time
                                                Yes he definitly is, freaky weird f**ker.
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                                                • G's pks
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                                                  • 01-01-09
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                                                  #25
                                                  never thought about it...maybe start with a wig...GL...
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                                                  • ttwarrior1
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                                                    • 06-23-09
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                                                    #26
                                                    hmm same carolina daze from hwp?
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                                                    • freeme
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                                                      • 04-18-11
                                                      • 31

                                                      #27
                                                      Lolololololol

                                                      try and bang myself lmfao lolol
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                                                      • CarolinaDaze
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                                                        • 11-07-09
                                                        • 6845

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                        hmm same carolina daze from hwp?
                                                        Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.
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                                                        • borednaz
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                                                          • 08-28-10
                                                          • 3809

                                                          #29
                                                          Don't be upset with TT's homo crap. He's JJGold's tranny other half. JJ meets the useless straight quota while TT covers the useless gay posting.
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                                                          • realog1
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                                                            • 04-12-11
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                                                            #30
                                                            Big boobs Blonde
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                                                            • ttwarrior1
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 06-23-09
                                                              • 28454

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CarolinaDaze
                                                              Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.

                                                              hmm, im not banned at hwp and your the one that is annoying, not to mention, doesn't know how to play poker

                                                              This clown carolina will call an all in with a 72 offsuit and will say he calls because he is tired, but if he wins the hand, he is no longer tired

                                                              How can you call an all in with a lets says 7 ten vs ak suited, and get a runner runner to win the hand and the whole table, is like, wow nice hand.

                                                              It's not a nice hand, it might be how you play poker, but that's not poker. the poker table is the perfect place to talk about it. The others didn't even know the story. Your a moron and i will be playing tonight and in a few others.
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                                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CarolinaDaze
                                                                Yeah its me Cry Baby, you didn't think i knew who you were on here did you? Are you enjoying your ban from HWP, we ALL are.

                                                                daze who is we, so i can ask???
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                                                                • sweepem
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                                                                  • 04-26-11
                                                                  • 459

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'd be looking for a hot lesbian girlfriend.

                                                                  No way i'd let a guy bang me.
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                                                                  • CarolinaDaze
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                                                                    • 11-07-09
                                                                    • 6845

                                                                    #34
                                                                    For someone who can't play poker i put your cry baby a** out almost every nite. If not me then whoever did, PEE PEE starts crying, its not fair, why did you Bluff me out my skin, i'll just un-download this league, i'm never playing with ya'll again. Nobody liked you there, you're a whiner, and a sore loser. After seeing this gay thread i see why now.
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                                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                                      • 28454

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hmm nobody there likes me, not what i was told in the 3 tourneys i played tonight. Destiny also. You won't respond to the oh im tired im all in , because you can't. You have no defense. Im also in the finals and will be playing in destiny's league every nite this week
                                                                      Last edited by ttwarrior1; 05-02-11, 02:35 AM. Reason: said so, my right
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