Bank robber outs self on Facebook

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  • yisman
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-01-08
    • 75682

    #1
    Bank robber outs self on Facebook




    Two days before a west Houston bank heist, a 19-year-old bank teller named Estefany Martinez posted a cryptic status update on her Facebook page: "Get $$$."
    It would take a little over a week and a Crime Stoppers tip before investigators unraveled the plot twist behind the March 23 robbery of the International Bank of Commerce on Eldridge Parkway.
    What looked on surveillance video to be a classic bank robbery — with armed, masked suspects and terrorized bank tellers — turned out to be an amateurish inside job, allegedly orchestrated by two 19-year-old tellers with the help of a boyfriend and an older brother.
    Using an incriminating trail of Facebook posts left by Martinez and her 18-year-old boyfriend, Ricky "Ricko Gee" Gonzalez, detectives arrested four suspects this week on bank theft charges, alleging they made off with $62,000.
    Their Facebook pages held not-so-subtle clues: Two days after the robbery, Martinez posted: "IM RICH …" followed by a rhyming expletive.
    "WIPE MY TEETH WITH HUNDEREDS …" her boyfriend allegedly posted the day after the heist. He also boasted of wiping another part of his anatomy with $50 bills.
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  • dabomguy11
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 01-28-11
    • 558

    #2
    That is so stupid. You'd think that if they were smart enough to pull it off, they'd be smart enough not to brag to the public about it.
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    • Cuse0323
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-09-09
      • 30169

      #3
      Morons, always the downfall of idiot criminals who actually pull it off. They can't keep it to themselves.
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      • juuso
        SBR MVP
        • 10-04-05
        • 2896

        #4
        What an idiot. Most criminals are not very smart.
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        • charlesbroccoli
          SBR High Roller
          • 10-26-10
          • 176

          #5
          wow...i guess they thought the facebook was a private page...
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          • chemicalbrother
            Restricted User
            • 01-26-11
            • 4086

            #6
            people are so dumb.

            that money's gotta get buried in the backyard for a long while. only took these fools 2 damn days to start bragging..
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            • LLXC
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-10-06
              • 8972

              #7
              Wow what idiots...
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              • Slim
                SBR MVP
                • 11-13-08
                • 4722

                #8
                Bragging is what get's you caught most of the time.
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                • mikejamm
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-24-09
                  • 11045

                  #9
                  62K is wipe your ass rich? Future fuk'in idiots of America!They had jobs at the bank, but decide to rob the bank instead.
                  Last edited by mikejamm; 04-23-11, 01:13 AM.
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                  • Doc JS
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-15-06
                    • 6885

                    #10
                    I used to jail doc at the local county lockup. Had a Sgt. there when asked about the so-called "smart" criminal...

                    "If they were real smart, they wouldn't be criminals"...

                    Doc
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                    • DDalton21
                      SBR Hustler
                      • 04-06-11
                      • 83

                      #11
                      Wow. How stupid can people be
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                      • tatommack
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-10-08
                        • 4171

                        #12
                        haha gota love morons
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                        • 4uk4life
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-09-10
                          • 3302

                          #13
                          And on facebook of all places lol.
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                          • Jrod124
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-31-09
                            • 5622

                            #14
                            Funny stuff only in the USA
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                            • wiseguy14
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 04-09-11
                              • 102

                              #15
                              I cant believe the intelligence level of people.
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                              • azn624
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-29-09
                                • 2771

                                #16
                                If you somehow robbed a bank the dumbest thing to do is brag about it
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                                • Junkyard Dog
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 03-12-07
                                  • 4552

                                  #17
                                  hahaha i love hearing stories of dumb criminals
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                                  • dabomguy11
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 01-28-11
                                    • 558

                                    #18
                                    It's kinda like the criminals who tell the tied up hero there plan before they kill them, but than the hero breaks out, escapes and saves the day.
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                                    • excel
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 03-25-10
                                      • 4270

                                      #19
                                      This should make a good movie.
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                                      • JMobile
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 19074

                                        #20
                                        The best criminals never say shit, but stay at home and laugh at the news.
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                                        • LarrysKid
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 03-17-10
                                          • 258

                                          #21
                                          62000 is not wipe your a$$ rich. It's a good take, but it's no Oceans 11.
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                                          • TR88
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 06-10-10
                                            • 9364

                                            #22
                                            unreal,money can't buy class...fkn idiots, telling people on facebook that they are wiping their asses with $100.......now back to reality go shine my shoes
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                                            • dxunchuk
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 02-13-11
                                              • 254

                                              #23
                                              very stupid , fcking facebook
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                                              • Phats1313
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 03-15-11
                                                • 111

                                                #24
                                                I read this on CNN, bunch of idiots, that's why if you ever plan a job like a bank heist, work with professionals or do something you can do by yourself.
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                                                • stikymess
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 05-19-10
                                                  • 3288

                                                  #25
                                                  Smart cookies hopefully they get some time away to think about it.
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                                                  • Marigold HD
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-03-07
                                                    • 5053

                                                    #26
                                                    I like this story. Thanks for it.
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                                                    • paintball1084
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                      • 261

                                                      #27
                                                      rich on 62K........ good luck with that
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                                                      • HeeeHAWWWW
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-13-08
                                                        • 5487

                                                        #28
                                                        Wowee - that really takes the biscuit.

                                                        I guess police must be checking out facebook pages of employees almost by default now.
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                                                        • tripleblack1705
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 09-06-10
                                                          • 362

                                                          #29
                                                          Wow, there are some retarded people in America.
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                                                          • COYLO
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 10-18-10
                                                            • 2844

                                                            #30
                                                            there's one born every minute lol.
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                                                            • ElLoco23
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 01-22-11
                                                              • 233

                                                              #31
                                                              Bif brother is always watching, no reason to make it easier for them.
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                                                              • sonyman
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-08-10
                                                                • 419

                                                                #32
                                                                -----------------That is so stupid. You'd think that if they were smart enough to pull it off, they'd be smart enough not to brag to the public about it.

                                                                you got that right---people always got the brag
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                                                                • Hazious
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-16-10
                                                                  • 3963

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JMobile
                                                                  The best criminals never say shit, but stay at home and laugh at the news.


                                                                  amen Jmob.
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                                                                  • JOHON8
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-28-10
                                                                    • 7712

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JMobile
                                                                    The best criminals never say shit, but stay at home and laugh at the news.
                                                                    Exactly. The best actually like to keep it a secret.
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                                                                    • cloudagh
                                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                                      • 04-08-07
                                                                      • 486

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I am afraid the best criminals now only exist in the movies.
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