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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28454

    #1
    what a night
    1. I lost 37 of 39 contest picks for baseball and nba. Did a 4 team parlay, 6 teamer, 6team teaser. Lost every game. Didn't even get one right on teaser

    2. Was told by a 42 year old woman that i met online, i was too fat and ugly and cancelled our date in person to see scream 4.

    3. on the way back to the car, i fell in a hole, a small hole and turned my leg all the way around and believe i broke my hip. Its that bone right above the groin and to the left of the hip. Not sure what you call that bone.


    4. went to a loan shark. I need money bad, real bad. Only thing i was thinking is, if i can double this money, i can pay off cc bill, doc bill and even see a doc for my hip No idea how i got the money but i got 3 k at 39 percent interest. He loaned it to me because he said i had a good family, which is a joke. I was in my mom's car and it looks nice. He took one look at my clothes, car and my 5 ************ in my wallett that he said ok.

    5. went to play blackjack, lost about 89 of 100 total hands. on my last bet. I had 7's with dealer showing 6. I split the 7's and get 4's. So i have 11, 11. I double down on both and end up with 99 for a, 20 20.
    Guy on the end hits on 15 with dealer showing 6. Dealer ended up getting 21 because of it and i lose .

    6.. Checked the mail on the way back in the house and there was an envelope that discover sold my account to an attorney and they are calling me and sending me letters more than discover. In fact ive had over 100 calls in the last 3 days.
    If i don't call by the end of the week it goes to a local attorney to sue me. Forgot exact words, said something suit.
    Was even sold to an attorney about 2 hours away.

    7. Can't even play a freeroll on tilt or pokerstars

    8. Don't have a dime to my name now except 6 dollars in my wallett about about 4 dollars in change.

    9. Can't get a job, posted many times why. Have to watch sick relatives. Even if i could, i have no way of getting there , if they check credit history, or previous employment, plus they would say im a health risk even though i move like a dear and win tennis tourneys and weightlifting titles.

    10. Currently cannot even hardly walk and head is pounding in temple area. What next.

    I always knew there was no god or perhaps there is. Punishment
  • CanuckG
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-10
    • 21978

    #2
    .........
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    • daimoshokage
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      • 02-07-11
      • 8935

      #3
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      • ttwarrior1
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 06-23-09
        • 28454

        #4
        proof for losses tommorrow. Trust me i should lose 90 percent. On my paper next to me. Im officially 37 wins and 497 losses since january 1st.

        Take Grizzlies to cover. Hornets to cover, celtics to cover, thunder to cover.

        cincy over pitt, twins over rays, redsox cover bluejays, braves smoke mets, brewers smoke nationals,

        yankees rangers over

        Trust me, fade me and win some money
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        • WvGambler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-19-10
          • 11618

          #5
          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
          proof for losses tommorrow. Trust me i should lose 90 percent. On my paper next to me. Im officially 37 wins and 497 losses since january 1st. Take Grizzlies to cover. Hornets to cover, celtics to cover, thunder to cover. cincy over pitt, twins over rays, redsox cover bluejays, braves smoke mets, brewers smoke nationals, yankees rangers over Trust me, fade me and win some money
          These are your picks? Or youre saying that if we take these picks, they will be your fades? Spell it out here bro, its late.
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
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            • ttwarrior1
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 06-23-09
              • 28454

              #7
              im saying those are my picks and i never win. Its clear as day what to do. I have no money to bet. Fade my picks. Plain as day
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              • dfberger23
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                • 11-08-10
                • 5069

                #8
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                • biggie12
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-30-05
                  • 13788

                  #9
                  Originally posted by canuckg
                  end thread
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                  • onetrickpony
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-23-10
                    • 9434

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CanuckG
                    agree, but the tax payers would be stuck with funeral cost so this is -ev
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                    • ttwarrior1
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28454

                      #11
                      yeh the tax paying of one funeral will cost you about .00000000000000000000001 of a penny, roll eyes
                      .
                      Also tax payers wouldnt be paying shit.

                      Now my feet, hands and lips are numb. not sure what that means, but im scared
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                      • Cuse0323
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-09-09
                        • 30169

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        yeh the tax paying of one funeral will cost you about .00000000000000000000001 of a penny, roll eyes
                        .
                        Also tax payers wouldnt be paying shit.

                        Now my feet, hands and lips are numb. not sure what that means, but im scared
                        Can we arrange the funeral of OTP? So worthless even more than you tt, and that's tough.
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                        • sparkyasu
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                          • 03-17-11
                          • 688

                          #13
                          Canuck, u lucky u canadien. You show that pic down south and its 15 years
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                          • onetrickpony
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-23-10
                            • 9434

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cuse0323
                            Can we arrange the funeral of OTP? So worthless even more than you tt, and that's tough.
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28454

                              #15
                              i dont wish death on others like kids here do, sorry, but i do wish i could die a painless death. I don't think there is a way, so i have to do it the hardway. Time folks, time. Could be a weak, could be a year, probaly about 20 years, could be 50, who knows. All i know is, ill be a loser all those days till then.
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                              • CanuckG
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-23-10
                                • 21978

                                #16
                                Ttwarrior don't take it seriously. You're acting way too hard on yourself...and spilling your guts out on a forum doesn't help. Seek professional help.
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                                • warriorfan707
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 13698

                                  #17
                                  Jesus Christ dude, your biggest problem is you are stuck in your head. Think positively, make positive changes. Exercise as much as possible. Stop posting on SBR and start doing other shit
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                                  • Cuse0323
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 12-09-09
                                    • 30169

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by onetrickpony
                                    confused? you're worthless, that's all.
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                                    • shari91
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-23-10
                                      • 32661

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                      6.. Checked the mail on the way back in the house and there was an envelope that discover sold my account to an attorney and they are calling me and sending me letters more than discover. In fact ive had over 100 calls in the last 3 days. If i don't call by the end of the week it goes to a local attorney to sue me. Forgot exact words, said something suit. Was even sold to an attorney about 2 hours away.
                                      This is where you lost me. If you've had 100 calls in the last 3 days, you don't need a letter to tell you what's going on. Also don't say you have caller id to tell you who was calling - if they're coming after you for money, they either use a private line or block their number.

                                      Plus, if they're "sending you more letters than Discover", then this particular one shouldn't have come as a surprise as you've obviously received them before this one and attorneys don't mail out 10 letters to the same person in a day. They also explain the situation to you in the first letter - not in the 10th or whatever.

                                      Normally your stories are ok. This one is not your finest work.
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                                      • onetrickpony
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-23-10
                                        • 9434

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                        confused? you're worthless, that's all.
                                        means alot coming from u.
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                                        • warriorfan707
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-29-08
                                          • 13698

                                          #21
                                          fighting on forums is old news fellas. At some point you finally learn (hopefully) its a waste of time and makes all individuals involved appear stupid
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                                          • warriorfan707
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 13698

                                            #22
                                            Pics of the 42 year old women or gtfo

                                            Odds he made up the story about getting the date and the 42 year old woman doesnt exist?

                                            Yes +135
                                            N0 -155
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                                            • ttwarrior1
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 06-23-09
                                              • 28454

                                              #23
                                              shari, i answer the phone and say im not home. Yes its the same people, . Its not one person calling, sometimes its someone from a different department calling, i guess, because its sometimes someone different.

                                              Also exercise, i fvcking exercise all the time. quit acting like im here all the time.
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                                              • dbnmln
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 10-30-07
                                                • 804

                                                #24
                                                buy a fish and take care of it..it will sooth you and get your mind off things.
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                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                  • 28454

                                                  #25
                                                  warriorfan, wouldn't have a way to get a pic on here even if you paid me 500 dollars to do so
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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11045

                                                    #26
                                                    Hang in there bro, no pun intended. Go buy a lottery ticket, your luck could change in an instant. Go catch a buzz. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. Remember, a hospital has to treat you no matter what the circumstances. If you're hurt'in that bad, go! Good luck vibes man!
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                                                    • ttwarrior1
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 06-23-09
                                                      • 28454

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by shari91
                                                      This is where you lost me. If you've had 100 calls in the last 3 days, you don't need a letter to tell you what's going on. Also don't say you have caller id to tell you who was calling - if they're coming after you for money, they either use a private line or block their number.

                                                      Plus, if they're "sending you more letters than Discover", then this particular one shouldn't have come as a surprise as you've obviously received them before this one and attorneys don't mail out 10 letters to the same person in a day. They also explain the situation to you in the first letter - not in the 10th or whatever.

                                                      Normally your stories are ok. This one is not your finest work.

                                                      Shari are you drunk , post makes no sense to me.

                                                      They call because i don't call the number on the letter. I do have caller id, you can't block their numbers.. I answer the phone and say I'm not here. Also this is the 1st letter. It was just turned over like 3 days ago
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                                                      • ttwarrior1
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 06-23-09
                                                        • 28454

                                                        #28
                                                        1. don't have a way to get to hospital
                                                        2. I don't need to go to hospital
                                                        3. only reason they accept you in emergency room is so they can send u a bill. An expensive one, very expensive.
                                                        4. Me going to hospital so they can look at my hip won't cut it. I probaly wouldnt fit in any mri machine anyway, not sure what they would do.

                                                        5 All i ask is for one person on sbr to make winning picks so i can follow. Been 2 years and yet to see anyone posting winning picks or one guaranteed pick.

                                                        6. Sorry no weed, its a drug and i think anyone that smokes it belongs in jail for awile
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                                                        • onetrickpony
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-23-10
                                                          • 9434

                                                          #29
                                                          bro no matter what story u tell u will not be a paid poster/mod, respected here, popular here.

                                                          just face it bro and move on, ur no jk rowling
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                                                          • warriorfan707
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 13698

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                            1. Been 2 years and yet to see anyone posting winning picks or one guaranteed pick.
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                                                            • Cuse0323
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-09-09
                                                              • 30169

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by shari91
                                                              This is where you lost me. If you've had 100 calls in the last 3 days, you don't need a letter to tell you what's going on. Also don't say you have caller id to tell you who was calling - if they're coming after you for money, they either use a private line or block their number.

                                                              Plus, if they're "sending you more letters than Discover", then this particular one shouldn't have come as a surprise as you've obviously received them before this one and attorneys don't mail out 10 letters to the same person in a day. They also explain the situation to you in the first letter - not in the 10th or whatever.

                                                              Normally your stories are ok. This one is not your finest work.
                                                              Don't waste your time Shari, I know that you know this guy is full of it. It's pointless and a waste of time to think otherwise anymore.
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                                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 06-23-09
                                                                • 28454

                                                                #32
                                                                then don't read it or respond. I'll post whatever i want whenver i want and everything i said was factual. you all are adding other stuff
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                                                                • brico
                                                                  SBR Hustler
                                                                  • 04-13-11
                                                                  • 63

                                                                  #33
                                                                  37 of 39? I think is a record!!
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                                                                  • Grits n' Gravy
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                                    • 13024

                                                                    #34
                                                                    tt you should enter a contest on howard stern that he is taking applications for. it is called "saddest listener" award. think they are paying 5k to the listener with the biggest sob story. figure you will walk with $500 cash just for making it to the finals.
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                                                                    • will2survive
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                                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                                      • 8099

                                                                      #35
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