Heard this on the Metro North last night

[stevenash]

...on the way home from the city..
(true story)

"my doctor won't let me eat burgers anymore, my wife won't let me drink beer now that's she's on the wagon, I haven't been laid in three weeks, and now the government won't let me play poker when I get home....."

[tunaguitar76]

well you didn't crash so it must not have been from the conductor

[Roadtrip635]

...on the way home from the city..
(true story)

"my doctor won't let me eat burgers anymore, my wife won't let me drink beer now that's she's on the wagon, I haven't been laid in three weeks, and now the government won't let me play poker when I get home....."

Poor guy, sounds like he's fukked!

[Stallion]

Tough life for that guy.