Who wants to give me a job here???

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Many skills and willing to relocate...time for a change.

Who can help me out here???

[OmgUrMom]

are you willing to dig ditches or work at mcdonalds?

come stay with me and we can work at mcdonalds together

[wtf]

jj has a glory hole opening

[Smoke]

If you can watch over my grow room and harvest when its time... You have a job..

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

are you willing to dig ditches or work at mcdonalds? come stay with me and we can work at mcdonalds together

I'm looking anywhere at 40-50k minimum...lots of opportunity for advancement...and or a low base salary and unlimited earning potential.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

jj has a glory hole opening

funny as hell, but thats not for me...and besides, I wouldn't want to take ur position.

If you can watch over my grow room and harvest when its time... You have a job..

Smoke, I would be qualified for this position, but i'm doing things legally. Although the proposition is very tempting. haha

[OmgUrMom]

I'm looking anywhere at 40-50k minimum...lots of opportunity for advancement...and or a low base salary and unlimited earning potential.

perfect, as a ditch digger you have truly unlimited earning potential, your base salary is $7.25 an hour BUT you make an extra $2 for each 1,000 pounds (half ton) of dirt moved

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

perfect, as a ditch digger you have truly unlimited earning potential, your base salary is $7.25 an hour BUT you make an extra $2 for each 1,000 pounds (half ton) of dirt moved

hahaha not sure if ur serious here or not...are u throwing the dirt on a scale? Are you using machinery or a single shovel?

[Landscaper]

How is your spanish?

If u can talk to these Mexicans and tell me what they r saying when I tell them what to do I will pay u well

[tony_come]

Can you drive under pressure?

Nvm...you mentioned legally

[CanuckG]

http://www.tsi.bc.ca/recruiter/users/jobs.php?id=246

work your way up and make $60+ an hour

[Waterstpub87]

Taylor could get you into investment banking.

[THE PROFIT]

perfect, as a ditch digger you have truly unlimited earning potential, your base salary is $7.25 an hour BUT you make an extra $2 for each 1,000 pounds (half ton) of dirt moved

I may apply for this because my diks already in the dirt might as well plow

[THE PROFIT]

JJ will give you a handjob for $5, blowjob for $15 and a rimjob for $30

[Dirty Sanchez]

Many skills and willing to relocate...time for a change.

Who can help me out here???

Here it it...the French Foreign Legion:

http://www.legion-recrute.com/en/

New identity...you make a few bucks...and you get to plug troublemakers

[tofuman]

Today, the legionnaires are engaged in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Chad, the Ivory Coast and anywhere else they might be needed by France.

[JohnGalt2341]

JJ will give you a handjob for $5, blowjob for $15 and a rimjob for $30

A rimjob for $30... that's a pretty good deal. If he was Gene Simmons I might think about it.

[Boner_18]

Sign up with Uncle Sam.

"See the world, meet exotic people, then kill them."

When you get back from the Middle East you will surely get a good paying job and be treated with the utmost respect. We always treat our veterans like this.

[JohnGalt2341]

Sign up with Uncle Sam. "See the world, meet exotic people, then kill them."

Is that Private Joker?

[stevex]

Monster.com, Dice.com (IT, computer shit, etc.), indeed.com, jobseeker.com

?

[Smoke]

JJ will give you a handjob for $5, blowjob for $15 and a rimjob for $30

There's some sick fukks here that would pay double that....

[cant call it]

Can you answer phones and sell motorcycle parts?

[Dirty Sanchez]

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