My Best Plan EVER!!!!!!! to get girls

[shaggy3000]

i know ive given you guys a lot of really good advice on here about picking up, winning over, and sleeping with girls but this might be my best plan yet!!!!!!!!!

ok so im about to get a new car. well new to me...

im buying and benz CLK from my uncle. and i was going to wait til i bought it and post it on here to show some of you guys what a little hard work can get you in life but i couldnt wait after i came up with this brilliant new plan.

im buying the can and lets be honest some shallow chicks will want to get with me because im a good looking guy with an expensive can. ( or at least thats what im hoping. ) See here in atlanta its just like everywhere else. chicks are shallow and chase money. so i planned on just rocking the car around town and just rolling with whatever comes from it. but today on the way back from work there was a good looking black chick behind me with a pair of doctors stethoscope hanging from the rear view mirror. and it got me thinking. since im already going after the shallow girls that will only want me for my money ( that it will look like i have when in all honesty i just have a decent job that will allow me to live nicely single til i get promoted a couple times ) that with the stethoscope hanging from the rear view mirror it will increase my odds dramatically!!!! and its not like they can bitch at me for being shallow or misleading since they will be doing the same thing to me.

what do you guys think about my plan?

and have you ever tried something similar?

[drfunkmaster]

Sounds like a plan... But i do that already, except i am a doctor. Being a doctor works. Difference between you and me is that you not a dr and i am one. Careful with that plan of yours, you dont want to flaunt your so called money for some swallow girls...You might get the gift that keeps on giving... hahahahaha Just looking out bro.

[onetrickpony]

great idea but i think a cloth and chloroform is the best option

[shaggy3000]

Sounds like a plan... But i do that already, except i am a doctor. Being a doctor works. Difference between you and me is that you not a dr and i am one. Careful with that plan of yours, you dont want to flaunt your so called money for some swallow girls...You might get the gift that keeps on giving... hahahahaha Just looking out bro.

after i thought of that i remembered you talking about the girl from the other week. being a doctor is going to be great. and STD are a lot harder to come by then they make it seem. or at least thats what im going to keep telling myself since i hate to rap it up. i just figure if youre white and non-gay it reduces the odds of having one. and since i only sleep with white girls ( and the rare asian ) i already have lowered my odds of catching something

[shaggy3000]

great idea but i think a cloth and chloroform is the best option

man come on Pony you know im a flirt. i get them laugh and its just as good as chloroform

[drfunkmaster]

Use some scopolamine....

[onetrickpony]

man come on Pony you know im a flirt. i get them laugh and its just as good as chloroform

srsly report back if the scope works.

with pics/vids.

charm their cloths off

[drfunkmaster]

i have seen white girls and their punanny look likes its growing a cauliflower, and that was in WV.. Its out there more common than you think, we see it first hand in the hospital.. Dont become a statistic. Dont get the gift that keeps on giving... I dont wanna see you in the Dr's office. And yes being a DR is great.. Trust me. it has its ups and downs. When i did my plastic surgery rotation, that was thee best.

[downsouth]

It should work well, as long as target stays consistent of shallow and probably not real intelligent girls. Good luck. Hit up pony off druid hillls probably solid starting point for shallow solid whores. Good luck

[onetrickpony]

just dont go to buckhead, those ***** are paid

[shaggy3000]

just dont go to buckhead, those ***** are paid

im thinking im about to move to the Vinings which is right near there i think. i dont know if you know where the bar 5 paces inn is but im trying to get in an apartment around there. because there are so many sexy girls there that even if i got the B-rated girls it would still be a dime in most other areas of town

[iceminers26]

good luck picking up the chicks

[SprayBoy]

hahah not a bad plan, but if you're going the lie about your occupation route, how bout getting some plates for your car like "docCock" or perhaps something less agressive

[cjwatsonfan32]

Chloroform is the best way to get a girl. Believe you me

[VegasVixen]

Your plan is lame. I can pick up hotter chicks than you without even trying, and I'm a chick myself.

[marinagmendes]

as a woman, i think your plan is poor, the car won't change much

[shaggy3000]

so you women are telling me it doesnt matter what car i have? that its been a complete lie my entire life that girl will choose personality over money?

and VV i doubt it. i do pretty well as far as pulling hot girls. like i have said im very shallow when it comes to looks. and i feel ive done well for myself over the years

[stikymess]

Cars worked in high school, How are you getting them from inside to the car? Shaggs you have to have some game to get them outside.

Lets hear some of your pick up lines.

[dngf]

What the heck give it a shot, worst that happens is you are out the price of a stethoscope.

[shaggy3000]

Cars worked in high school, How are you getting them from inside to the car? Shaggs you have to have some game to get them outside.

Lets hear some of your pick up lines.

i thought people only used those in movies... the only line ive ever posted on here is hey do you have a boyfriend? the only line that works is hi, my name is Shaggy ( and extend your hand )

[shaggy3000]

some of you guys are way to negative. sometimes you need to use game plans. i use to tell girls i was a surfer back when i had longer hair. so what if it only gets me laid twice... it will be $5 well spent. and what if its a success? then im rolling til word gets around

[shaggy3000]

What the heck give it a shot, worst that happens is you are out the price of a stethoscope.

thanks! thats what i was figuring. im already going to get the car and love it. plus it wond hurt to pick up a girl in it for a date. plus i figure if theyre going to look my way cause of the car it might cause them to ask a question when they see the Stethoscope. worse comes to worse if i have to lie again ill say im a veterinarian. girls will love that too

[dabomguy11]

Damn, some of the stuff in the Saloon is pretty ridiculous. It is entertaining though.

[xlilsp1keyx]

lol this is ridiculous, and what are you? 12 years old?

[the_situation]

lmao...only in the Saloon

[Jimmy Proffett]

great idea but i think a cloth and chloroform is the best option

lmao...only in the Saloon

[CarolinaDaze]

Shag don't let these cats hold u back, its a Good Time to be Single in America. All kinds of women to chose from, and a majority of them just wanna have fun 2. Goods ones like Shari are getting hard 2 find tho. Good hunting Brother!

[ejfel01]

Why didn't you think of this when you chose career?

[Dutch]

I usually make it to second base before the chick even sees my car. Playfully insulting women and acting like you're bored is the only plan you need to bag shallow chicks.

[drfunkmaster]

just go to medical school...

[JerseyLove]

Clks are very nice cars

[shaggy3000]

Clks are very nice cars

thank you. i was going to get a higher-end import this time but my uncle had the CLK and so he is letting me buy it from him and giving me an insane deal on the insurance so it really makes it worth it for me to buy his

[shaggy3000]

Why didn't you think of this when you chose career?

just go to medical school...

i dont know why i didnt go to med school. probably could have made it though but it never really interested me. my entire family has been business/sales people and i just kinda followed that line of work. i was really hoping to get in one of those entertain clients at night and sell to them in the day kind of sales jobs but those are drying up in a hurry now days. plus ive always had a real good business mind. got a couple businesses i want to start now but i need a programmer for one and the other is on the back burner while im starting this K-roger thing.

[shaggy3000]

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[shaggy3000]

I usually make it to second base before the chick even sees my car. Playfully insulting women and acting like you're bored is the only plan you need to bag shallow chicks.

dont worry man im actually not bad with Ladies. i mean right now is slow with the curfew and the moms basement. but ill be off probation in a month and a half. and ill be out the basement in 3 months. then watch out cause this fat boy is going to be swapping stories with Tommy Lee