JJ tell us a story about...

[WvGambler]

High School. I want to hear a good story about your earlier years. What were you into? Get into any trouble? When did you start gambling? C'mon pal, spin us a yarn here!

[onetrickpony]

i bet he fuked a teacher

[jjgold]

no stories Son

I got thrown out anyway as a Junior

I was picked on a lot so very angry and brings back bad memories

WV Gambler can you imagine being called Howdy Doodie???

Well the guys called me that because of my red hair and freckles

I had them burned off also but still was made fun of

Never had girlfriends, had a few guy friends but I was always a fukkin tag along

I refuse to talk about it

WV Gambler your now treading on thin fukkin ice

[onetrickpony]

Look on the bright side, Coach. At least you had hair back then??

[lolguy999]

coach has no hair?

[RealSlimShady]

Well the guys called me that because of my red hair and freckles

Look on the bright side, Coach. At least you had hair back then??

[jjgold]

Actually had thin hair even in HS and it bothered me
I was only jerkoff had had thin hair too
Always hid it well by combing over some and using hair spray
It was a pain in the ass everyday
Also using makeup took forever to hide freckles

[WvGambler]

I had no idea Christ on a crutch! This guy is always on fire.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Found this long lost video of jj when he had hair

[lolguy999]

coach had no hair?

[WvGambler]

Found this long lost video of jj when he had hair

Could you imagine being this kids dad? Kid needs punched in the dik sukker.

[wtf]

this must be the "evening" jj

his story before was he was being recruited by alabama to play in their football program

[jjgold]

this must be the "evening" jj

his story before was he was being recruited by alabama to play in their football program

yes that was true but getting thrown out of school killed it

WTF I played ball for a few years in HS

I will bury you in shower Son or on field

[WvGambler]

Shameful

[RealSlimShady]

this must be the "evening" jj his story before was he was being recruited by alabama to play in their football program

wtf, I think this is still the "regular" JJ. The "evening" or 2nd shift guy is more mellow and doesnt get angry much. This one is to angry to be the "evening" JJ.

[WvGambler]

Yea....night shift JJ is actually very sweet. He would have said "God Bless you WvGambler"....this JJ is on edge.

[RealSlimShady]

This is definitely the "regular", angry JJ. Dont blame him, though. No women for 14years, a shut in, failed gambler........shit, I'd be mad too.

[WvGambler]

WV Gambler I will break you in fukkin half talking about my bad HS experience How would you like it getting fukkin wedgies in gym class and all the chicks laughing??????????????????????????? I am fukkin teed off

You think youre the only one who had problems?!?!? You think suffering is something that you experienced only?!? How dare you....selfish prick! Oh wait....no nevermind. My HS years were pretty good actually.

[jjgold]

WV Gambler I will break you in fukkin half talking about my bad HS experience

How would you like it getting fukkin wedgies in gym class and all the chicks laughing???????????????????????????

I am fukkin teed off

[WvGambler]

You think youre the only one who had problems?!?!? You think suffering is something that you experienced only?!? How dare you....selfish prick! Oh wait....no nevermind. My HS years were pretty good actually.

[WvGambler]

sbr is all messed up tonight....

[wtf]

WV Gambler I will break you in fukkin half talking about my bad HS experience How would you like it getting fukkin wedgies in gym class and all the chicks laughing??????????????????????????? I am fukkin teed off

oh right, football studs being courted by one of the countries best program getting wedgies, yea ok jj, that is a first

more than likely, getting the wedgies, laughed at by girls and urined on in the showers minus the football is more believable

[Swinging Johnson]

So I'm reading this story and getting as much of a kiick out of WvGambler as I am JJ telling it. So, in the middle my wife says something from the other room which I half heard because of the washing machine and the fact I am into this thread. As I read Wv's post #8 she says it again and it had to do with her mother (and there's always a whacky story about her from my wife), so rather than listen to what she said, I laughed because I was reading this thread and also knew it would suffice as an acknowledgment to whatever she was telling me.

Well, I keep reading and now I'm luaghing to myself as I continue. Well she walks into my room and says, "Why do you think it's so funny that Tippy (her dog) died?" I couldn't think of anything because to explain this would be too much so I just said, "Oh I'm just happy he's in a better place." She gave me the, 'you're such a friggin degen loser' look.

Thanks SBR.

[WvGambler]

god bless Tippy

[doublej95]

was jj really a hamburger in high school

[flyingillini]

JJ, did you refuse to change for PE class? I used to hate to change because I always had a smaller shaft than the rest.

[jjgold]

Ok well just because I was tough in HS I was fat, small and overweight but was a very good linebacker

I was quick as lightening but still got picked on because I looked different than the rest

WTF you can be tough on a football field but out of the pads and out numbered you can do nothing about wedgies

Everyone loves to pick on red heads

[WvGambler]

I was unaware that you were a ginger.

[opie1988]

So I'm reading this story and getting as much of a kiick out of WvGambler as I am JJ telling it. So, in the middle my wife says something from the other room which I half heard because of the washing machine and the fact I am into this thread. As I read Wv's post #8 she says it again and it had to do with her mother (and there's always a whacky story about her from my wife), so rather than listen to what she said, I laughed because I was reading this thread and also knew it would suffice as an acknowledgment to whatever she was telling me.

Well, I keep reading and now I'm luaghing to myself as I continue. Well she walks into my room and says, "Why do you think it's so funny that Tippy (her dog) died?" I couldn't think of anything because to explain this would be too much so I just said, "Oh I'm just happy he's in a better place." She gave me the, 'you're such a friggin degen loser' look.

Thanks SBR.

Your mother-in-law sounds like a real bitch!

Poor Tippy......never did anything to hurt anyone. Ol' hag finally rode lil' tips straight to the grave.

[doublej95]

a gingerburger.

[WvGambler]

lil tips......devilishly classless

[Swinging Johnson]

Your mother-in-law sounds like a real bitch!

Poor Tippy......never did anything to hurt anyone. Ol' hag finally rode lil' tips straight to the grave.

Your mother-in-law sounds like a real bitch! Poor Tippy......never did anything to hurt anyone. Ol' hag finally rode lil' tips straight to the grave.

Opie is spot on again and that is why I said, "I'm just happy he's in a better place."......the rest of the sentence would have been.."than living with that soulless merchant of misery."

[WvGambler]

this thread turned out to be a grand success....I'm totally oblivious to the fact that I am quickly going broke.

[ttwarrior1]

damn are me and jj related

[Swinging Johnson]

this thread turned out to be a grand success....I'm totally oblivious to the fact that I am quickly going broke.