Did anyone else ever wake up with a massive erection???

C-Gold · 04-10-11, 11:07 AM

yeah and then I plowed your mom

daimoshokage · 04-10-11, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by C-Gold

yeah and then I plowed your mom

Petenana15 · 04-10-11, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by C-Gold

yeah and then I plowed your mom

nikevols · 04-10-11, 12:03 PM

always....big boners every single morning

WvGambler · 04-10-11, 12:33 PM

Not exactly massive.....but an erection nontheless

poochiecollins · 04-10-11, 02:22 PM

It's annoying when it becomes so sensitive that I really want to do that certain things most guys like to do, but I know I need sleep. A couple times, I've briefly gotten out of bed and did a couple pushups.

Originally posted by C-Gold

yeah and then I plowed your mom

Crass and not really clever, but still funny.

itchypickle · 04-10-11, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by poochiecollins

It's annoying when it becomes so sensitive that I really want to do that certain things most guys like to do, but I know I need sleep. A couple times, I've briefly gotten out of bed and did a couple pushups.

Crass and not really clever, but still funny.

must be some really improper form pushups if you do them with a hard on and boxers....

Stallion · 04-10-11, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

yeah and then I plowed your mom

Funniest thing I have read all day

poochiecollins · 04-10-11, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by itchypickle

must be some really improper form pushups if you do them with a hard on and boxers....

My erection points up roughly 45 degrees from standing position.

itriedsohard · 04-10-11, 07:20 PM

Yes then plowed my girlfriend then pissed and shit. Then ate breakfast and went back to sleep. I'm a boss though so this kind of thing is normal.

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 04-10-11, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

yeah and then I plowed your mom

I highly doubt that...ur black right? haha

And besides, she don't mess with broke, small dick degenerates...so we know ur original statement was false.

Phats1313 · 04-10-11, 08:43 PM

Every morning I wake up with good old morning glory.

UZI Suicide · 04-10-11, 10:08 PM

Roll, roll, roll your c-unt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

poochiecollins · 04-10-11, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Phats1313

Every morning I wake up with good old morning glory.

I wouldn't want to sleep with my dog. There's the hair in my bed, for one, and wouldn't it be weird to rub your wood against it?

COYLO · 04-11-11, 06:52 AM

the worst thing is when you wake up with a raging hard-on and your dying to piss

mrpooh · 04-11-11, 07:17 AM

almost every morning. thankfully i just roll over and bang my chick

stc1709 · 04-11-11, 07:17 AM

morning wood is the besttttt

MMAchicka · 04-11-11, 07:20 AM

Yeah... its called morning wood. Make your girl take care of it.