Anyone ever get their ass eaten?

[hugh4310]

That's just sick!

[hugh4310]

I wouldn't even want my ass licked!

[robmpink]

I had a stipper who I was doing blow with that I met at a dance club want to do this. Mind you she paid for the coke and the room. I couldn't get hard, but went down on her twice. She wanted to toss my salad, but I took 2 e pills and I'm sure the sweat didn't make my ass smell like morning breeze. I declined and somehow I was able tog get as semi hard on for her to give me oral sex twice. The best part was when she was doing it, I was telling her something to the effect off su** daddy's ****. It was fun.

There was one bag left of coke and niether of us wanted it. I left before her, yet had the key to the room. I went back an hour later and it was gone. She really took a liking to me and wanted to get together again. That very same afternoon I called her and told her I needed $200 for something, really wanted it to gamble, but she never called me back.

[Shelton]

hell nah i just shit out of my ass

[ttrace35]

Rusty trombone

[B1GER1C828]

guess you don't have to wipe anymore if you can fidn a girl into it...

[neverstoppers23]

I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.

[King Mayan]

I love getting my salad tossed..

[King Mayan]

I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.

[ebbearsfb1]

If the chick was immediately out of the shower .......fuk why am I getting involved?

haha was thinking the same thing

I'll def agree with that. But I'm a freak so I'll be game to do mort stuff with a girl just nothing inside my ass

lol agree,, nothings goin in my ass, but her whole body is game lol

[shaggy3000]

haha Bear had to check out what you would say!

[onetrickpony]

damn i didnt think ppl would take this seriously i sure didnt

[neverstoppers23]

Pony.
Rimming is actually very popular.

[Ian]

Only in prison. Extra jelly please, hold the syrup!

Damn, you beat me to the tossed salad man punch. I was going to post that clip... I hope I never reach the tossed salad man's climate.

[King Mayan]

damn i didnt think ppl would take this seriously i sure didnt

I used to have a hyna that would toss salad only if I made her ***...

[Foosball Champ]

some things you just cant unsee

[neverstoppers23]

Damn, you beat me to the tossed salad man punch. I was going to post that clip... I hope I never reach the tossed salad man's climate.

What show was that taking from?
Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?

[onetrickpony]

I used to have a hyna that would toss salad only if I made her ***...

the name is quite fitting

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It does not make you gay if a chick tosses you're salad. Those of you that have not had it done to you have no idea of the pleasure you are missing out on. stupid fukkers think it's a gay thing.

[warriorfan707]

its "not a gay thing" but I must say theres just something disurbing about it for some reason

[UZI Suicide]

What show was that taking from?
Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?

I believe it's from some HBO documentary from back in the day. Chris Rock got some good material from that show.

[Tuna Fish Riot]

I wash my booty-hole and crack real good and even rub soap onto it. My booty-hole smells nice and fresh all-day long. I can't resist the urge to pick at my booty-hole sometimes just to get the nice scent on my finger for sniffing. It smells so good, more like a fruit salad if you ask anyone.

I don't know wtf is wrong with the rest of you. Won't even let a woman lick/eat it? Prolly some hairy, dirty/unhygienic basement dwellers or something in here... too insecure to prod and properly wash your butt. I bet y'all the type to let the water run down your crack and actually think it's getting clean.

My butthole is what keeps the ladies coming back for more and more.

[frankzig]

wierd crap you always ask

[Tomahawk]

What people will ask and post to try get the small points.. WOW

Does posting a new topic give more points then writing a comment in an existing topic?

[teaserpleaser]

I have done it and received it, its just as good as a blow job, but i am gay so ............ i am not quite sure how many straight guys would agree.

[teaserpleaser]

You can be on your knees. Like a girl in doggy style position. It gives her full access to rimming and ball sucking. And she can reach around and stroke your cawk at the same time.

" like a Girl in diggy style position" anyway you slice it your still going to be in one of 3 bitch positions. Its not on my bucket list i'll have to take your word about the pleasure. Would you let your girl stick her finger in your ass too?

[Ian]

What show was that taking from?
Its way to graphic from being either Lock Down on MSNBC or Lock Up on Nat Geo?

It's from an HBO documentary called PRISONERS OF THE WAR ON DRUGS. Chris Rock did a comedy bit about it that everybody knew in the mid '90s. The tossed salad man is only in the first 1/3rd of the documentary, but he's a treasure chest of comic gold. There's one part where he's recounting a story of how he got a drug debt repaid. He wistfully rubs his chin and says something like "an' I realize how I'm gonna get this money (dramatic pause) I'M GONNA SUCK THAT MAN'S DICK!"

[teaserpleaser]

Only in prison. Extra jelly please, hold the syrup!

classic

[grzftbl]

ATD = Anal Tongue Dart


Chicks dig it.

[neverstoppers23]

It's from an HBO documentary called PRISONERS OF THE WAR ON DRUGS. Chris Rock did a comedy bit about it that everybody knew in the mid '90s. The tossed salad man is only in the first 1/3rd of the documentary, but he's a treasure chest of comic gold. There's one part where he's recounting a story of how he got a drug debt repaid. He wistfully rubs his chin and says something like "an' I realize how I'm gonna get this money (dramatic pause) I'M GONNA SUCK THAT MAN'S DICK!"

Yeah i figured it would be from HBO, it seemed like their style of doc.
They should do anther one, i am getting sick and tired of MSNBC's ones, which are all basically the same.
Interview Rack jobs, talk about gains, do strip searches, do drug seaches, a fight.
and sometimes even a new correction officer gets fired because she smoked pot and the drug dog could tell.

[neverstoppers23]

Don't hate it unless you tried it at least once...........
I am free anytime sir.

[stealthyburrito]

no but i'd like to give it a ghost at some point in my life.

hopefully tomorrow.

[shaggy3000]

He'll I would give it a go. In the heat of the moment with a hot girl anything is possible.

Shit might try to see if the girl with the ass tat is game. She seems like she has the porn star mindset. And shit so do I. Hahaha

[shaggy3000]

double post

[harlee71]

It's the reason I shave my ass. Well, that and to be dingleberry free!