Rachel Maddow or Ann Coulter

[hankcream]

Assuming you had no other choices, they would shut up, and you wouldn't have to deal with them ever again. Who would you rather lay the wood to???

Or

[BettingGeek]

I think I would go with Rachael Maddow

[iceminers26]

never heard of either, need pics to make a decision

[Gonad]

Coulter, and it ain't even close...

[rem sleep]

Maddow has a way better body and face.

[Ian]

Maddow is a lesbian, so picking her would mean a rape charge. Coulter wins by default.

[rumple]

Ann coulter looks like a tranny.

[Andy117]

self service

[hankcream]

Ann Coulter: Rachel Maddow:

[Kaabee]

i'm not gay so i'd go with ann coulter

[OneLossParlayGuy]

maddow...cant stand her

[hankcream]

Just pretend that Rachel would rather suck on a hotdog rather than a clam


OR

[Gruntworker]

Maddow, for the pure fact that I can't stand Coulter

[SBRMAN23]

Ac looks better

[Junkyard Dog]

id rather chop my cock off

[Nittany Lion]

Coulter is pretty hot for almost being 50.

[WileOut]

maddow i guess

[falconticket]

Coulter, because that Maddow guy would hurt my ass too bad.

[DirkDiggs]

Coulter...only because I would make it hurt.

[falconticket]

Is this like a whos gay or whos straight question

[MTek]

Ihate Coulter....but she'd win on body.....mainly by default too

[JOHON8]

Coulter doesn't have a human body she's a demon from the underworld.

[Cuse0323]

I chose death

[Reno Paul]

Maddow is smarter, but putting a gun to my head I'd rather do Coulter.

[brucethebear]

I chose death

I'm with you mate (nothing suss.)

[Waterstpub87]

coulter. maddow is butch and annoying

[HotStreak]

Wtf.

Ask Ellen.

[BRAVES1985]

never heard of them

[Carseller4]

Maddow reminds me of a 15 year boy. I'd go for Coulter.

[mike1234]

Ann, not sure of her looks - but definitely a great American. All of her columns steeped in research and fact, with some humor:

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/archives.cgi

[Dutch]

Both are self righteous, opinionated, manly bitches.

Coulter doggy style would win out. Although laying pipe on a lesbian has it's appeal. I'd fuk them both is what I'm trying to say.

[robzilla]

Coulter would just lay there and say, you;re doing it wrong!

[samdapatriotsfan]

id rather chop my cock off

I don't know if I would go as far junk, but definitely a 'none of the above' vote for me.

[PDW]

I would take Ann Coulter for sure.

[daimoshokage]

a bottle of tequila and i'll bang those two.. they are in the 3 - 4 range..