What's the best substitute for toothpaste?

[pavyracer]

Lets say you run out of toothpaste and all the stores are closed and can't borrow from neighbors. What would you do?

Eat an apple?
Gargle with baking soda?
Gargle with epsom salt?
Rub with a solution of salt and lemon juice?
Vinegar?
Vodka?

Any other ideas?

[FuzzyDunlop]

Brush with baking soda.

[onetrickpony]

not brush

[cant call it]

floss with your girlfriends pubic hair

[seaborneq]

Brush with baking soda and salt.

[underthe total]

baking soda i have heard

[stealthyburrito]

gargle vodka.

[WvGambler]

Shoot yourself in the face

[opie1988]

I would fukking kill myself if I ever ran out of tooth paste or whitening strips.

Oh, the horror.......

[WvGambler]

Shoot yourself in the face

I would fukking kill myself if I ever ran out of tooth paste or whitening strips. Oh, the horror.......

We're a couple of high maintenance broads....

[hhsilver]

use a nut cracker (or some other tool that can grip the tube) and slide the tube thru a tight grip. Keep the cap on (if you still have it ) and slide to get the paste toward the cap. You'll get more than enough toothpaste to last until you can get to the store.

[C-Gold]

Eating an apple helps

[FuzzyDunlop]

use a nut cracker (or some other tool that can grip the tube) and slide the tube thru a tight grip. Keep the cap on (if you still have it ) and slide to get the paste toward the cap. You'll get more than enough toothpaste to last until you can get to the store.

Or a vise grip if you're a man.

[dfberger23]

I would wash my mouth out with salt water.

Shoot yourself in the face

[stealthyburrito]

We're a couple of high maintenance broads....

also one could chews those gums that clean your mouth, can't for the life of me remember what they're called.

dentyne? orbits?

[opie1988]

We're a couple of high maintenance broads....

I wouldn't actually kill myself....but I would be freaked the fukk out if I ran out of toothpaste.

I admit I'm kind of a freak about brushing. I probably brush at least 5-6 times a day. Definitely after every meal.

[Mr. Jones]

Scoop vag juice from deep within with your toothbrush, then brush your teeth with it.

[ebbearsfb1]

floss with your girlfriends pubic hair

That's the sharp answer.... if I were u pavy id eat an apple then gargle with salt water. Then brush with baking soda

[THE PROFIT]

just wouldnt brush, I dont foresee any situation where the stores are gonna be closed that goddamn long, and if you are somewhere that theres not a store to go get toothpaste thats open or wont be open in the next 4-6 hours close by, then some plaque is the least of your fukin worries

[BRAVES1985]

gum

[Wiggums5]

umm just don't brush

[Cabo]

gargle with mouth wash.