Stopped by a gas station and got a small thing of milk. Was drinking on the way home, tastes weird. I look and it says "sell by march 7". WTF! It's a big, busy station.
Do I call my lawyer?
Do I call my lawyer?
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can i attend your funeral ?Comment -
I don't think a lawyer will do much for ya. Go back, have the clerk drink the shit and get a new one. Maybe they'll give you a free Slim Jim or something.Comment -
Did you use your eye's and check the label? Apparently not. YOUR FAULT!Comment -
didn't you learn how to use a taser in the academy? taser the sonof a bitch who was trying to save 29 cents. tip over there krispy kreme counter while the mutha fukker is out coldComment -
Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
Never buy milk at gas stationComment -
throw that shit up immediately.Comment -
Gas station milk... It was probably 1/2 cow milk, 1/2 bull ***
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so since you drank spoiled milk,when u take a shit ,will it turn into cottage cheese lolComment -
Funny as fukk!!!Originally posted by Cap dat 4ssGas station milk... It was probably 1/2 cow milk, 1/2 bull ***
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"Do I call my lawyer?"
God bless AmericaComment -
you know better than to drink milk anyway. Nasty shit!Comment -
Check the exp date next time n00b.Comment -
hahahaha noob, thats funny as shitOriginally posted by LLXCComment -
amazing what people would do just to make some money.
and i am talking about both the gas station clerk and YOUComment -
Emergency surgeryComment -
Gota feeling I'll be pooping a fukin storm in a day or 2Comment -
you always check the expiration dateComment -
maybe. when i was in youth n law one of the first cases we reviewed was a guy who sued hood cause it was a rad in his milk. he gotta few hundred k. you may get a few hundred bux...and i know that aint worth the nasty taste you tried to brush off your tongue for like two hours. worse than eating fat girl cat lol...Comment -
, the title made it sound like you did this shit on purpose. This is a good idea for Jackass.
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See if you can get your money back, or at least a discount, then drink the rest of the carton. This way its at least a +EV experience.Comment -
Surprised you ain't seeing psychological purple colors yet.Originally posted by IwinyourmoneyComment -
If the carton rotted causing some milk to spill on the floor, which makes you slip and land on your head. And milk splashed in your mouth causing you to drink some of the expired milk then I would say yes it might be a good idea to call a lawyer.
If you didn't check the date and started chugging the old ass milk then just take it back and get a new one if you still feel like drinking milk again.
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Did the milk also come in chunks? It taste better with chunks of milk.Comment -
This has to be one of the funniest threads....some people are angry others just laughing at his mistake lolComment -
I think you need to call your eye doctor before you call your lawyer.Comment -
Originally posted by Cap dat 4ssGas station milk... It was probably 1/2 cow milk, 1/2 bull ***
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What wimp drinks milk--- real men drink beer.Comment -
you'll be luck if that shit is a solid one.Originally posted by IwinyourmoneyComment -
Would never drink gas station milk. That is like eating a bus stop pork chop, you just dont do it.Comment -
Lawyer? What is he going to do...confirm that you are a moron?Comment -
Nothing worse than rancid milk farts
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unless that shit fell to the bottom of the cooler and you picked it up, i call bullshit. no way that thing sits there 16 days and either no one else notices it or "buys" it before you
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Originally posted by GOIRISH
They put the date there for a reason. Now if the goth freak that works 15 hours a day at the mini mart took out his eye liner and changed the expiration date on the milk instead of throwing it out so he could pocket the $1.24 from the sale without messing up the inventory....... just bitch slap him.Comment
