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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Who needs a back pack when you have a vagina
    Karin Mackaliunas, 27, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, crashed her car on Sunday evening. Just as she was ready to leave the scene of the accident, Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Mackaliunas, according to the Scranton Times-Tribune.

    Officer Cali suspected Mackaliunas of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn. Officer Baumann then searched the suspect for weapons, which in turn yielded three bags of heroin from Mackaliunas’ jacket.

    But Mackaliunas’ night was just getting started. As she was being driven to the police station for a drug possession charge, Officer Baumann noticed Mackaliunas “fidgeting” in the back seat of the police car. After the suspect struggled with the officer during a more thorough exam, Mackaliunas “asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina,” the report says.
    That’s when things got very interesting:

    A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
    Look at that list again. That’s 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22. Found. Not hidden on her person. Hidden inside her vagina.

    If she had enough pocket space to carry three bags of heroin inside her jacket, could she not have kept the 22 cents worth of loose change there? She had to jam that up into her quite literal coin slot, too?

    And why did she put the empty bags up there?!?
  • Smoke
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-09-09
    • 48111

    #2
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    • mr. leisure
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-29-08
      • 17507

      #3
      She`s got to weigh about 400 lbs to have a beaver that big
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      • GELATINOUS CUBE
        SBR MVP
        • 08-09-09
        • 4534

        #4
        AND WHO SAID SLUTTY EX GIRLFRIENDS ARENT GOOD FOR ANYTHING???

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        • spankie
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-10-11
          • 9992

          #5
          holy shit did they find the can of pringles ?
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          • Cougar Bait
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-04-07
            • 18282

            #6
            Originally posted by mr. leisure
            She`s got to weigh about 400 lbs to have a beaver that big
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            • yisman
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-01-08
              • 75682

              #7
              Best part was the 22 cents. Was it in pennies?
              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
              [/quote]

              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21562

                #8
                sounds very spacious, she could probably rent out some space in there.
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                • 36mafia
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-08-09
                  • 2389

                  #9
                  tiny bags, whether theres drugs around you or not, will raise flags to any cop and carry enough to suspicion to warrant a search

                  bags + drugs = intent to distribute
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                  • doylfish
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-03-10
                    • 2484

                    #10
                    my question is..why put the money up there? money doesn't mean anything when it's only $50 and some change..if she could fit 50+ bags of heroin up there why not stick up the other 3? she probably gets away with the drugs if she never says anything and doesn't leave the last 3 bags in her jacket. dumb clam.
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                    • eidolon
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-02-08
                      • 9531

                      #11
                      is that why my dog always smells the crotches of extremely skinny beat up bitches?
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                      • Full Time Hobo
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-16-10
                        • 2778

                        #12
                        Wow thats one hell of a cave shes got
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                        • InTheDrink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-23-09
                          • 23983

                          #13
                          I'd hate to see the dildo this girl uses.

                          And when I say dildo, I don't mean the ttwarrior kind!
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                          • mrmarket
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-26-10
                            • 4953

                            #14
                            They pulled out the ice cream scoop for her at the abortion office.
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                            • shaggy3000
                              Restricted User
                              • 12-29-09
                              • 5801

                              #15
                              damn thats crazy. wow.

                              you think its still tight?
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                              • chacker
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 02-19-11
                                • 82

                                #16
                                HAHA she's like a fukkin marsupial. What if one of the bags leaked.
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                                • jeffdane
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-20-09
                                  • 5165

                                  #17
                                  wow, heard about hiding drugs in strange places but 22 cents, thats just very very weird
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                                  • EmpireMaker
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-18-09
                                    • 15579

                                    #18
                                    why the money too
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                                    • mitote
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 03-29-10
                                      • 588

                                      #19
                                      She was selling the drugs! The 22 cents was a tip!
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                                      • ryanspeer2001
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-30-08
                                        • 3149

                                        #20
                                        The change and money would have no business in there jesus what a dumbass.
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                                        • King Mayan
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-22-10
                                          • 21326

                                          #21
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                                          • King Mayan
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-22-10
                                            • 21326

                                            #22
                                            Crazy bitch
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                                            • ROGUE63
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 09-20-10
                                              • 313

                                              #23
                                              dang and she couldnt sqeeze in the other three bags
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                                              • The Inevitable
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 05-02-10
                                                • 773

                                                #24
                                                She didn't want to get robbed. So she stuff the drugs up there along with the money. When she finds a buyer, she pulls one out (not in front of the buyer of course) and sells it. After the sell, she goes around the corner, rolls the money up, and stuffs it back up inside her.
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                                                • Wrecktangle
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-01-09
                                                  • 1524

                                                  #25
                                                  That's some crazy shit, Dad. Nice find.
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                                                  • Richkas
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-03-08
                                                    • 19396

                                                    #26
                                                    Unreal what you can put up there lol
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                                                    • Dad
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-26-08
                                                      • 23245

                                                      #27
                                                      At least she makes good use of her vagina. She doesn't limit her vaginal activities to just pissing and recreation like most women do.
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                                                      • Stallion
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-21-10
                                                        • 3617

                                                        #28
                                                        I read this article in the Ottawa Sun.
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                                                        • Dad
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-26-08
                                                          • 23245

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                                          Oh wow... that really is her, Cougar. She doesnt look 400 pounds.

                                                          Here are a few more pics of her.



                                                          Mug shot


                                                          Same girl?




                                                          Edit: I removed the picture that had the child in it.
                                                          Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 09-30-15, 09:35 AM. Reason: image does not exist
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                                                          • pico
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 04-05-07
                                                            • 27321

                                                            #30
                                                            nice
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                                                            • Optional
                                                              Administrator
                                                              • 06-10-10
                                                              • 61438

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Inevitable
                                                              She didn't want to get robbed. So she stuff the drugs up there along with the money. When she finds a buyer, she pulls one out (not in front of the buyer of course) and sells it. After the sell, she goes around the corner, rolls the money up, and stuffs it back up inside her.
                                                              I wouldn't like to ask her for change.
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                                                              • Grits n' Gravy
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-10-10
                                                                • 13024

                                                                #32
                                                                she's got the wide vagina syndrome. if you watch curb your enthusiasm on hbo you'll understand it. if you don't, get up on it.
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                                                                • Ryangene
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 12-04-08
                                                                  • 3381

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Funny how it fails to mention that the $51 was all nickles!
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                                                                  • alienware
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 03-04-11
                                                                    • 372

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this thread is retarted.
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                                                                    • Dad
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-26-08
                                                                      • 23245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by alienware
                                                                      this thread is retarted.
                                                                      You mean retarded?

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