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  • pronk
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    • 11-22-08
    • 6887

    #1
    Republican vs. Democrat
    Which side are you on boys...


    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


    If a Republican reads this he laughs and forwards this to his friends

    A Democrat deletes this in anger

    If any individual reads this and is honest with themselves you have to conclude that your either a Marxist or a Capitalist. You decide as your conscience allows.


  • kiln
    Restricted User
    • 08-29-10
    • 830

    #2
    If a Republican wants to have sex with a boy he condemns homosexuality

    If a Republican wants to cut public funding for education he also wants to give bigger tax breaks to the rich

    If a Republican supports our troops, he votes to defund V.A. hospitals and end the G.I. Bill

    If a Republican disagrees with you, he'll label you a socialist

    If a Republican increases jail terms for drug offenders, he's a reformed cocaine addict

    If a Republican supports the sanctity of marriage, he's already been divorced.

    If a Republican says he's in favor of States' Rights, he doesn't mean it if state laws don't agree with his ideology.
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    • jarvol
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-13-10
      • 6074

      #3
      You forgot that if a Republican is a believer they want to pass laws to force everybody to respect their relgion whether it is blue laws, Sunday alcohol sales, or whatever. They are super hypocritical. Be a Libertarian. Mind your own damn business. Expect others to mind their own damn business and if they don't they catch a bullet.
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      • Vesuvius
        SBR MVP
        • 02-19-08
        • 3886

        #4
        Originally posted by pronk
        Which side are you on boys...


        If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
        If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


        If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

        If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


        If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

        If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


        If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

        A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


        If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

        Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


        If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

        A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


        If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

        A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


        If a Republican reads this he laughs and forwards this to his friends

        A Democrat deletes this in anger

        If any individual reads this and is honest with themselves you have to conclude that your either a Marxist or a Capitalist. You decide as your conscience allows.


        This has been brought up before, would like to see the Democrats argument because this statement is TRUE
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        • White Rhino
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 09-05-09
          • 601

          #5
          I would say that all of the first post is complete nonsense for both parties. If you actually believe those statements as a republican I feel sorry for your state of mind and you should not breed.
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          • onetrickpony
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9434

            #6
            if a republican wants to attack his own citizens he will, 9.11
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            • GoCougs!
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 07-11-10
              • 970

              #7
              The constant finger pointing by both the Dem's and Rep's is childish and exhausting. People bitch about the other, but do very little to help change all our problems.
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              • wiffle
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 07-07-10
                • 610

                #8
                yeah, republicans are known for not interfering in people's lives

                libertarian ftw
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                • Joe Dogs
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-20-09
                  • 1931

                  #9
                  Politics is just like pro wrestling.

                  They come out and bad mouth one another.

                  Then they go sit at the bar together,sip martinis and laugh and say "I THINK WE GOT THEM AGAIN"

                  Same shit,different pile.
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                  • jgray
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-06-09
                    • 3599

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GoCougs!
                    The constant finger pointing by both the Dem's and Rep's is childish and exhausting. People bitch about the other, but do very little to help change all our problems.
                    That's a perfect word to describe politics today.
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                    • Dutch
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-21-10
                      • 4339

                      #11
                      More right wing hyperbole. Shit gets boring.
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                      • doublej95
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 14094

                        #12
                        If you don't have any political connections than it don't matter.
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                        • Jrod124
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-31-09
                          • 5622

                          #13
                          Republicans will rule the coming decade
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                          • BigEarn
                            SBR Rookie
                            • 01-14-11
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pronk
                            Which side are you on boys...


                            If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
                            If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


                            If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

                            If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


                            If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

                            If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


                            If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

                            A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


                            If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

                            Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


                            If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

                            A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


                            If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

                            A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


                            If a Republican reads this he laughs and forwards this to his friends

                            A Democrat deletes this in anger

                            If any individual reads this and is honest with themselves you have to conclude that your either a Marxist or a Capitalist. You decide as your conscience allows.



                            True!
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                            • mrmarket
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-26-10
                              • 4953

                              #15
                              You yanks always giving me a laugh. Stephen Harper would be considered head of the communist party in the states though
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                              • cala56
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-25-10
                                • 4231

                                #16


                                A REAL REPUBLICAN
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                                • Maverick11
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-21-10
                                  • 1109

                                  #17
                                  I consider myself a republican but lean towards the middle. I have issues with both party platforms. Used to be straight rebuplican but not anymore. However I DO NOT AGREE with most of what OBAMA says. he spends too much money on nothing but is a good speaker which means nothing. that said...let's make money on sports.
                                  Last edited by Maverick11; 03-22-11, 11:37 PM.
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                                  • itchypickle
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-05-09
                                    • 21452

                                    #18
                                    Don't forget....

                                    If a Republican doesn't have the financial means to support a child at the moment, he uses a rubber

                                    If a Democrat doesn't want a child, they want all baby's suffocated alive in the womb or cut out with a coat hanger
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                                    • Conan
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-01-10
                                      • 1178

                                      #19
                                      However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.

                                      GEORGE WASHINGTON, Farewell Address, Sep. 17, 1796

                                      and thats that
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                                      • Andy117
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-07-10
                                        • 9511

                                        #20
                                        Both parties are full of hypocrisy. I wouldn't want to associate with either of them.
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                                        • mighty maron
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 04-20-09
                                          • 4215

                                          #21
                                          republicans = UIGEA...enough said
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                                          • Carseller4
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-22-09
                                            • 19627

                                            #22
                                            I am a straight white male, who likes money. What else could I be except a Republican?
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                                            • zr2786
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 02-12-11
                                              • 171

                                              #23
                                              Everyone in politics is corrupt so it doesnt matter if your republican or democrat
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                                              • McBa1n
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-02-06
                                                • 2642

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kiln
                                                If a Republican wants to have sex with a boy he condemns homosexuality

                                                If a Republican wants to cut public funding for education he also wants to give bigger tax breaks to the rich

                                                If a Republican supports our troops, he votes to defund V.A. hospitals and end the G.I. Bill

                                                If a Republican disagrees with you, he'll label you a socialist

                                                If a Republican increases jail terms for drug offenders, he's a reformed cocaine addict

                                                If a Republican supports the sanctity of marriage, he's already been divorced.

                                                If a Republican says he's in favor of States' Rights, he doesn't mean it if state laws don't agree with his ideology.
                                                This post wins the internet for the week.
                                                Also, both parties and us 'citizens' bickering over the merits of one or another are doing what they want us to do - not realize the both do nothing but serve big money. Both parties can go f themselves.
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                                                • AMcBoarder
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 01-03-09
                                                  • 342

                                                  #25
                                                  Both parties have done enough damage. Like previous posters Libertarian is the way to go. I'm a fiscal conservative and social moderate. I think that's a better way of describing me than Dem or Repub.
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                                                  • RudyRuetigger
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-24-10
                                                    • 65084

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by zr2786
                                                    Everyone in politics is corrupt so it doesnt matter if your republican or democrat
                                                    i agree with this
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                                                    • str
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-12-09
                                                      • 11751

                                                      #27
                                                      Because both parties are riddled with lying,cheating,scamming,corrupt,back stabbing,flip flopping for personal gain,for sale to the highest bidder scum bags,
                                                      I choose to be neither.
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                                                      • gangeriver
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-23-09
                                                        • 2138

                                                        #28
                                                        it doesn't matter for us. "republician" or "democrat"...they attack to civilians and world turns to hell. both side kill people for a few oil wells.
                                                        I think, they should try to become "man" firstly
                                                        You don't know this, there is a funny sentence in Europe : republician yanks and democrat yanks look like pepsi cola and coca cola.
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                                                        • ItsOnly$$$
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 03-05-11
                                                          • 43

                                                          #29
                                                          bOTH GOOD AND GOOD i GUESS JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
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                                                          • kiln
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 08-29-10
                                                            • 830

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Carseller4
                                                            I am a straight white male, who likes money. What else could I be except a Republican?
                                                            This is pure myth. I'm a straight, white, married, home owner married to an ER doctor who makes wheelbarrows full of cash. No repubs in this house. Nor in millions of households like mine across the country.
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                                                            • antifoil
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-11-09
                                                              • 3993

                                                              #31
                                                              i can't be a republican because i am not a crazy christian nutjob
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                                                              • RubberKettle
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-28-09
                                                                • 6421

                                                                #32
                                                                "Capitalism Works"
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                                                                • pico
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 04-05-07
                                                                  • 27321

                                                                  #33
                                                                  both the same
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                                                                  • Ian
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-09-09
                                                                    • 6071

                                                                    #34
                                                                    So OP makes a post bashing Democrats with straw man arguments and untruths, and then tries to rally support for his argument by linking to a union ballad sung by a noted environmentalist and liberal activist.

                                                                    This reminds me of when Ronald Reagan used Born in the USA as a campaign song.
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                                                                    • kiln
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 08-29-10
                                                                      • 830

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Carseller4
                                                                      I am a straight white male, who likes money. What else could I be except a Republican?
                                                                      Today's irony of the day. In a display of perfect hypocrisy, this is the same poster who can't pay his debts, has racked up 7000 points in loans he won't pay back, and is being dunned by ten different lenders. Another example of the "Do as I say, not as I do" mantra.
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