$3 million dollar scenario, would you take the challenge?

[downsouth]

This is a dumb, drunk scenario me and some buddies started bs'ing about over the weekend. Very distrubing and got some weird answers so figured I would bring it to the saloon.

Scenario only applies to straight males. It is fairly disturbing so I apologize if I offend anyone.

Your are paid $3 million dollars (don't know how we came up with this number but we did), you can make it any amount of money you want I guess.

An empty pool is coated wall to wall in vasoline/lubricant, you are dropped completely naked into the pool with an aluminum baseball bat in your hand. The pool is ten feet deep and there is no way to climb out. Once every half hour for 18 hours a nude, gay male is dropped into the pool with you and offered a substantially large amount of money to cornhole you. They will continue to come every half hour regardless of what happens to the predecessors. If one gets you the game is not over, they keep coming every half hour until the end. Once accepted there is nothing that gets you out of pool until end of 18 hours.

Couple of questions

If you would accept, what would be strategy?

Would it change your answer if it was revealed the last five were all HIV positive?



I just read this back to myself before posting and it is kinda disturbing...

[pinchylarue]

no sir

[CMNoney]

No amount of money in this world could get me to do that.

[DeluxeLiner]

i think this is a good question for jjgold and fishhead. i think jjgold would do it.

i would not do it for 3 mill no way.

[Covy]

I actually think I would....it basically takes one swing to knock out someone and kill them with a few more swings...played a high level of baseball so I could make the swing count.

I could climb out after 6 hours though

[InTheDrink]

you, my friend, are fukked in the head!

[sparkyasu]

I led our conference in HomeRuns during my JUCO days, so I'd have no problem. Yes.

I'd just concuss all of them in self-defense. No reason I should feel bad for giving brain damage to some trying to rape me.

[ProfaneReality]

id fukk a guy for far less than 3 million. #realtalk

[BonziWells]

is it the lubricant that they put on rubbers to kill sperm when you bang a hooker?

[Gruntworker]

I'm all for strange scenarios but this one is definitely disturbing. Nice one! So by the end there are 36 guys in there going at you? Then this is a no bet. If they only get like 5 min to try so you swing at them with the bat for 5 min every 30 min... that changes everything...

[BGboothA]

not a chance

[MexicanStallion]

Interesting question. I have friends who like to come up with these hypothetical questions like this, but they have been much simpler than this. I would do a lot of things for money, but I think this I would probably pass on.

What happens if you kill somebody? Is that fair game?

[Lazy-Man]

What the hell? You and your friend need a life

[sparkyasu]

What happens if you kill somebody? Is that fair game?

Its self defense, you end up choosing between getting raped or giving brain damage.

Would you really feel bad about killing a rapist?

[downsouth]

What the hell? You and your friend need a life

Whatever stiff. Go back to begging for change

[downsouth]

Interesting question. I have friends who like to come up with these hypothetical questions like this, but they have been much simpler than this. I would do a lot of things for money, but I think this I would probably pass on.

What happens if you kill somebody? Is that fair game?

Anything is fair game.

[HeeeHAWWWW]

Hrrrm, methinks downsouth should keep those dreams between him and his shrink :-)

[InTheDrink]

id fukk a guy for far less than 3 million. #realtalk

36 times?

[downsouth]

I'm all for strange scenarios but this one is definitely disturbing. Nice one! So by the end there are 36 guys in there going at you? Then this is a no bet. If they only get like 5 min to try so you swing at them with the bat for 5 min every 30 min... that changes everything...

Grunt. There coming at you one at a time every half hour and they have to come at you. Your supposed to kill or concise behind wakeup each one as they come. Only ** they pile up is if you can't knock them out.

[downsouth]

Hrrrm, methinks downsouth should keep those dreams between him and his shrink :-)

He refuses to see me anymore?

[the_situation]

lmao thats some wack shit...i would def have to decline.

[LLXC]

What straight group of men think about stupid bets like this? What happened to wagers on how many chicks you can get in bed?

[GOIRISH]

one thing you have to consider is when you step to swing your probably gonna fall , if you miss and fall your ******, literally

[BigDaddy]

no i would not

[clonecat]

No chance, I would worry one of your friends is gay and it is his fantasy.

[sparkyasu]

one thing you have to consider is when you step to swing your probably gonna fall , if you miss and fall your ******, literally

Falling over from swinging??? That person needs to go to physical rehab

[chilidog]

Falling over from swinging??? That person needs to go to physical rehab

"An empty pool is coated wall to wall in vasoline/lubricant"

So yah, when you took a step to take your swing, you would likely slip and fall, because the floor would be coated in vasoline or whatever lubricant. That is what "wall to wall" means - that the entire floor is covered.

[TRE1968]

[Stallion]

No, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

[COYLO]

where do i sign up? shit that would be a piece of piss.
strategy :
" swing batter batter saawinggg batter "
& take a huge dump the second i get in the pool - dont think anyone would wanna cornhole a shitty unwiped ass lol.

[sparkyasu]

"An empty pool is coated wall to wall in vasoline/lubricant"

So yah, when you took a step to take your swing, you would likely slip and fall, because the floor would be coated in vasoline or whatever lubricant. That is what "wall to wall" means - that the entire floor is covered.

u dont need to take a step to swing, aint u ever watched baseball?

[Vol_Bengal]

For 3 bones??? and we're both butt - naked, he wants to jam it in my ass but I have a baseball bat and I'm not going to get into any legal scenarios if I "don't let him"? This is easy money. Dude has no way to defend himself and he can't run away from you as according to the rules he has to attempt to come to you. Be like hitting off a tee, only with melons.

I don't see where people are having an issue with this. Even if you fell, you still have the advantage of a baseball bat, and he's in the same footing you are. And, you still have 30 minutes to get the upper hand before another one would be arriving. I'd take that bet all day long.

[Recurring]

You and your friends must be secretly gay.

[Lion4Life]

No freaking way in hell.

[Curls89]

Who thinks of something like this lol