A Gay man tries to **** me

**Robyn** · 10-13-09, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

So you took a pic of him and made it your avatar?

Hey, that's my Nell Carter! And by Nell Carter, I mean vagina. That's what I named it.

**Immortality** · 10-13-09, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Hey, that's my Nell Carter! And by Nell Carter, I mean vagina. That's what I named it.

Robyn can I make a request for your next black female 70's sitcom actress?

**InTheHole** · 10-13-09, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by Immortality

Robyn can I make a request for your next black female 70's sitcom actress?

**InTheHole** · 10-13-09, 12:32 AM

**Immortality** · 10-13-09, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Immortality

Robyn can I make a request for your next black female 70's sitcom actress?

Ignore my request, I decided to use it myself.

**Robyn** · 10-13-09, 01:07 AM

Oh man, I love that show!!! Freakin Rerun......

**Immortality** · 10-13-09, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Oh man, I love that show!!! Freakin Rerun......

**mathdotcom** · 10-13-09, 06:23 AM

Very sad how classic threads turn into this.

Poor BAUS

**MilfDriller** · 10-13-09, 08:40 AM

black avatars!!! fvck yeah, baby!!!! do dat shit, gentlebitches!!!

and, btw, the dude that tried to fvck JJ on the side of the road.... that was JJ Gold!!!

**RogueScholar** · 10-13-09, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by eidolon

Gay men chew cope?

The ones I know do, but you have to understand I live in the middle of nowhere and dipping is much more compatible with working in the woods than smoking is.

**betplom** · 11-10-09, 03:49 PM

You over this yet?

**StraitShooter** · 11-10-09, 04:00 PM

Maybe its karma for shilling all the shit books you are always doing on here

**BGS 9.5** · 11-10-09, 04:40 PM

How is your butthole doing BAUS, healed up nicely?

**acarmelo1** · 11-10-09, 05:07 PM

Roundkick to the face

**BrownTown** · 11-10-09, 05:22 PM

Was his manhood ready to go when he hugged you 10 times? That might have been your first clue.
Wow, that is some funny shit man ...

Like the scene from 40 year old virgin ... "you know how I know you're gay?"
You give random guys on the street hugs.

**Dad** · 11-10-09, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by dodif

this post smells like buttsex.

it sure do.

**mathdotcom** · 11-10-09, 08:20 PM

Last 6-7 posters dealing with sexuality issues and in denial and so lash out at other posters who are clearly straight enough to share these frightful experiences.

Also lol at poster saying it is karma for shilling shit books. To the best of my knowledge BAUS has never shilled a shit book, but has only shared his experiences playing (mostly successfully) at them. Is it shilling to say a book with a shitty reputation paid you?

**BAUS** · 12-11-12, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by SBR Lou

With all due respect, gay people have pretty good radar. You should reevaluate where you stand sexuality wise.

Fukk that Lou.

BAUS

**Cntpuncher** · 12-11-12, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by BAUS

So last Saturday night I was at a restaurant by myself having a meal and a few beers. It was getting late and I was on my way home, but decided to stop at a nightclub near my place in here Clearwater, FL. It was around 1am and I thought I would check it out and see if there were any strays that might need a place to sleep for the night.

Turns out this place is frequented by an older crowd. Over 30 at least, lots of people in their 40's and 50's even. Not my scene really. So I do what I always do and got a drink and a cup to spit in (I was dipping cope long). I'm walking near the bar and this shorter black guy around 40 starts talking to me. Asks me if I played baseball or whatever cause I was dipping. His name is Mel. He seems like a jovial man and we chat for 5 min about baseball and make comments about the broads as they pass by. I leave him and go wander around looking to see if there are any possibilities. There aren't.

So I'm on my way out of this bar and Mel siddles over to me and starts chatting again. I oblige for another 5 min or so. By this point, they are kicking people out of the bar and closing it down. So we leave the building and stand outside and monitor a domestic issue in progress. (Girl yelling at man for some reason.) I say "Ok, man good to meet you and see you around". He keeps wanting to talk some more; he is one of those people that is hard to get away from when it's time to say goodbye.

Then he puts out his hand to shake mine and give me one of those patented "black" hugs. Ok, I oblige. Then I'm moving away from him but he still has his hand on the back of my neck and is rubbing it. Like in a sensual sort of way! I don't feel too comfortable with this, but I don't say anything and he just stopped. He is about 6 or 7" shorter than I am. Once again, I say "Ok man, I'll see you around". Then he puts his hand out again and wants to provide me with another patented "black" hug. Ok, I oblige. But this time as the hug is happening he starts kissing the side of my neck! Again, in a sensual sort of way like he is trying to seduce me! This only lasted like 1 to 1.5 seconds and I jumped backwards. The only thing that came to my mind to say is "Hey man, I'm NOT THAT WAY!".

He just kind of looked at the ground and muttered something and walked away. He got in his Lexus and drove off.

I went straight home and stripped all my clothes off and took a shower to get any gay germs off me.

I am never going to this bar again. I am posting this because I have to get this off my chest and now it feels better. I'm not gay, and I will never be gay. I don't have a problem with people being gay, if that's what they want to do, fine.

I don't think I led this guy on. I think I look and behave straight and no gay guy has ever hit on me before.

BAUS

So honest to God after reading this I'm convinced you are GAYER than Mel but haven't admited it to yourself.

you don't have to lie to kick it

**Cntpuncher** · 12-11-12, 11:35 PM

Hey baus it sounds like you are trying to convince us and yourself

"I am not gay and I will never be gay"

**Cntpuncher** · 12-11-12, 11:42 PM

"gay germs" = junior high drop out

**Kermit** · 12-11-12, 11:44 PM

I keep having problems with a gay guy that I work with. He knows that I am married, but he just won't back off. I am his boss and can fire him at anytime, but I fear that he'll use the gay card against me. Here is is picture.

**Cntpuncher** · 12-11-12, 11:47 PM

BAUS