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  • Reload
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-23-08
    • 12249

    #1
    My dentist is getting desperate for new patients
    He sent out e-mail offering a $10 SCRATCH TICKET for any new patient referrals

    MOODY STREET DENTAL doing A NEW REFERRAL PROGRAM, for EVERY PATIENT you REFER, you WILL receive a $10 SCRATCH TICKET. ASK US FOR DETAILS!!!



    <table width="300px" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center"> <var class="yiv1406512737colormain2" style="overflow: hidden; margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 2px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 2px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"><var class="yiv1406512737color2" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"><var class="yiv1406512737color1" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"></var></var></var> <var class="yiv1406512737colormain" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"><var class="yiv1406512737color1" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"></var></var> <var class="yiv1406512737color2" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"></var> <var class="yiv1406512737color1" style="overflow: hidden; border-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0pt; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; border-right: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255); display: block; height: 1px; border-left: 1px solid rgb(255, 255, 255);"></var>

    </td></tr><tr><td style="border-right: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 153); border-top: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 153); font-weight: bold; font-size: 12pt; border-left: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 153); background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153); width: 100%; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" align="center">HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A $10 SCRATCH TICKET?!?!</td></tr><tr><td class="yiv1406512737small" style="width: 300px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153);"></td></tr><tr><td class="yiv1406512737small" style="width: 300px; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 102, 153);"></td></tr><tr><td style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(235, 235, 235); border: 1px solid rgb(0, 102, 153); font-weight: bold; width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" align="center">

    A NEW REFERRAL PROGRAM, for EVERY PATIENT you REFER, you WILL receive a $10 SCRATCH TICKET. ASK US FOR DETAILS!!!
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  • ncat12
    SBR MVP
    • 11-24-09
    • 1170

    #2
    what about 10$ in laughing gas , maybe 100 will work out better..yeah yeah!!!!
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    • chemicalbrother
      Restricted User
      • 01-26-11
      • 4086

      #3
      yeah, dentists are notorious for having LOL ways of getting new customers.
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      • Reload
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-23-08
        • 12249

        #4
        Originally posted by ncat12
        what about 10$ in laughing gas , maybe 100 will work out better..yeah yeah!!!!
        Yeah - throw in some laughing gas to cheer up after the scratch ticket is a loser
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        • Reload
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-23-08
          • 12249

          #5
          Originally posted by chemicalbrother
          yeah, dentists are notorious for having LOL ways of getting new customers.
          This guy always has a sign out on the street and anything else you can think of. In a prime location but the place never seems busy when I'm there.

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          • Marauders
            SBR MVP
            • 07-23-09
            • 1072

            #6
            Not sure if I want a dentist who seems so desperate for clients. I had a friend who's dentist screwed up some work and it took tons of work from another dentist to get it fixed right.
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            • poochiecollins
              SBR MVP
              • 01-27-09
              • 1782

              #7
              Try to find reviews of the dentist online.
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              • RedRavens4
                Restricted User
                • 03-05-11
                • 27

                #8
                Lol, 2-1 odds he will always find new things wrong to make u come back and spend more $
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                • jw
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-25-09
                  • 3999

                  #9
                  I'd rather send my wife to your dentist - than this one ...

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                  • flyingillini
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-06-06
                    • 41219

                    #10
                    I wouldn't even think about going to a dentist that does that. I have been going to my Dentist for 29 years and I am never going anywhere else unless he passes away. He is very expensive but worth it.... You can't cut corners when it comes to your dentist. Baruch HaShem.
                    המוסד‎
                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                    • EmpireMaker
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 06-18-09
                      • 15578

                      #11
                      I think a lot of dentists are scammers and I would never go to one that offered scratch off tickets for referrals, seems like a sure sign of a scammer
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                      • ElLoco23
                        Restricted User
                        • 01-22-11
                        • 233

                        #12
                        This dentist must owe his local bookie, LOL
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                        • Marauders
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-23-09
                          • 1072

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jw
                          I'd rather send my wife to your dentist - than this one ...

                          LOL. That's a hilarious picture.
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                          • slatter
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 11-15-10
                            • 472

                            #14
                            Haha, sounds like it might be time to find a new dentist.
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                            • downsouth
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-13-11
                              • 11580

                              #15
                              Would you go to him or the guy with the dancing tooth first?
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                              • sickler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-05-08
                                • 15006

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jw
                                I'd rather send my wife to your dentist - than this one ...

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                                • MTek
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-18-08
                                  • 1381

                                  #17
                                  Costa Rice...BETTER Dentist 1/3rd the cost !!
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                                  • BetterBizness
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 05-20-06
                                    • 5737

                                    #18
                                    Hiring Strippers at the front desk would solve lots of problems...
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                                    • tenbas
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 05-19-10
                                      • 430

                                      #19
                                      damn lol, thats one desperate doctor, here they're busy 24/7
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                                      • ttwarrior1
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 06-23-09
                                        • 28454

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sickler




                                        1 pt log in
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                                        • ncat12
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-24-09
                                          • 1170

                                          #21
                                          dentist just as bad as the car mechanics?
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                                          • freeVICK
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 01-21-08
                                            • 7114

                                            #22
                                            If your dentist has a Cerec CAD CAM machine he is top notch
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                                            • SimonSez
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 02-26-11
                                              • 60

                                              #23
                                              Simon sez he should just start selling gold grillz
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                                              • MathewXB
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-08-09
                                                • 1629

                                                #24
                                                Will he fly to texas? I'll get you a scratch off ticket bro.
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                                                • Muddy
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 09-16-09
                                                  • 621

                                                  #25
                                                  LOL What a cheap referral. Does your dentist not think you understand the value of even one new client?
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