On a 747 right now middle fukkin seat. 250lb fukk to the left, me 280 middle, stripper to the right about 110lbs. How do I go about dukking this fat fukk to switch places with me so I can fukking move?????? Fukk the broad too tired to socialize. Plus I can't duke her she is already passed out.
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Tell her you have diaherria and will have to keep getting up.Comment -
Join the mile high clubComment -
I fukked up though at first. Should have duked captain and sat first class. Stuck barreled in literally with this ttwarrior type fukk.Comment -
You are stuck pal enjoy your tripComment -
Pretend you have OCD (start clicking a pen and counting to 20 as you do it)
Start making Tourettes noises
Explain to the fat guy that you HAVE to sit in his seat or your OCD and Tourettes will act up worse throughout the flight. His seat is the one that will keep your symptoms under control
It worked for me on a flight from NY-California
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Fukk one make the other jealous. They will fight and therefore get separated..Comment -
Im quite surprised they didn't make you purchase two seats up frontComment -
Guys prolly a perv and wants to sit next to stripper anyways so he can rest his hand between her legs. Just ask him.Comment -
Deuce tell them how banged up you are and maybe they will feel bad and upgrade you
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Deuce I've got a friend on that flight sitting a few rows back from ya... Say hi for meAttached FilesComment -
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Banged up
Unreal never endsComment -
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wont your boyfriend get jealous?Comment -
you're fat.Comment
