Where Do You Put Your Penis When You Defecate?

**King Mayan** · 03-03-11, 11:55 PM

I take a shit then stand up and piss.... I'm weird...

**VegasInsider** · 03-03-11, 11:56 PM

What kind of thread is this?

Pretty sure it's Saloon material

**cant call it** · 03-03-11, 11:56 PM

In her mouth.

**Jerm3462** · 03-03-11, 11:58 PM

I sit, then push my lil weiner between my legs and point it in the bowl.
Like a previous poster stated, it becomes more dificult when erect.

I thought everyone did this? What else would you do with your meat log while sitting?

**Johnnythunder** · 03-03-11, 11:59 PM

Man this is one thread i thought id never see

**Sunde91** · 03-04-11, 12:00 AM

Mayan, that is the safe route, but not time efficient.

Insider, the great issues of our time.

Jerm

**Brock Landers** · 03-04-11, 12:00 AM

pointed down into the bowl, you sick fuk

**obamaismyuncle** · 03-04-11, 12:00 AM

just shit in the shower and mash it down with your toe

**playersonly69** · 03-04-11, 12:03 AM

I shit on Obama's photo

**hokim** · 03-04-11, 12:11 AM

Lean your upper body front. A little easier to control yours.

**THE PROFIT** · 03-04-11, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Sunde91

I piss and shit simultaneously, can't control it, so I have to press mine at a downward angle inside the bowl.

This, however, becomes problematic if an unexpected stiffy comes along.

Is there recourse?

taking a shit doesnt arouse me

**onetrickpony** · 03-04-11, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Jerm3462

I sit, then push my lil weiner between my legs and point it in the bowl. Like a previous poster stated, it becomes more dificult when erect. I thought everyone did this? What else would you do with your meat log while sitting?

this

**falconticket** · 03-04-11, 12:15 AM

Ill lay it over my shoulder if the floor looks dirty.

**pozzy** · 03-04-11, 12:18 AM

lol the responses in here are great

**sickler** · 03-04-11, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by THE PROFIT

taking a shit doesnt arouse me

My thoughts exactly. He says an "unexpected stiffy", it's not like he's lookin' at porn on his laptop while sittin' on the shitter. Stiffy would be expected.

**Casperwaits** · 03-04-11, 01:16 AM

I usually have my penis in my hands when I am deficating. Actually, I usually have my penis in my hands at all times. I like to know where it is in case I need it in case of an emergency.

**icancount2one** · 03-04-11, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by cant call it

In my own mouth.

fixed

**freeVICK** · 03-04-11, 01:42 AM

no joke, sometimes my dik touches the water when i take a shit... i always gotta remember to hold it at an angle

**Sunde91** · 03-04-11, 02:42 AM

Shari left it in PT for so long cause it turns her on reading it and she didn't want it to stop.

Sickler and Profit = clueless. Maybe 1 out of 100 shits you will get a partial erection cause your blood temperature is just right and when you have a massive shit building and it releases, it can stimulate your prostrate without you even knowing and bam - a semi-stiffy.

**chacker** · 03-04-11, 05:07 AM

What if you pissed before you sat down to shit. I can't believe im responding to this.

**WvGambler** · 03-04-11, 06:59 AM

My grandmother sewed me a nice little pouch that I snake my pecker into while I shit. Its like a big yarn condom. We call it my "while on the shitter-cock cozy."

Its nice.

**Slainte** · 03-04-11, 07:00 AM

This thread is simply amazing

**wtt0315** · 03-04-11, 07:00 AM

i put it up, so it wont hit water

**cant call it** · 03-04-11, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by WvGambler

My grandmother sewed me a nice little pouch that I snake my pecker into while I shit. Its like a big yarn condom. We call it my "while on the shitter-cock cozy." Its nice.

found it! Looks way too big though, who did you use it on?

**pavyracer** · 03-04-11, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Sunde91

I piss and shit simultaneously, can't control it, so I have to press mine at a downward angle inside the bowl.

This, however, becomes problematic if an unexpected stiffy comes along.

Is there recourse?

You can always piss and shit simultaneously in the shower and solve the problem of the stiffy. Got to be careful though when you try to pee with a stiffy. Don't pee in your mouth.

**shari91** · 03-04-11, 09:29 AM

I can't believe I opened this thread.

I came in here thinking maybe I'd get a few tips on how to teach my son when he starts toilet training soon and instead

**ehp6737** · 03-04-11, 10:45 AM

It's amazing how such a shitty subject (no pun intended) has managed to produce some of the funniest and most creative posts I've seen around here in a while.

**Romanov** · 03-04-11, 11:04 AM

if i've had chipotle I dip it in the water and do the sign of the cross

**nyjets15** · 03-05-11, 08:43 AM

I'm reading this thread at work and laugh harder and harder with every response....people are asking what I'm laughing at....needless to say I just look like a wierdo when I tell them that its nothing

**LUSabres** · 03-05-11, 09:03 AM

wherever it flops down

**cala56** · 03-05-11, 05:37 PM

I put my big dick into the shower.

**koz-man** · 03-06-11, 04:54 PM

This thread really made me lol

**orioles** · 03-07-11, 12:06 AM

Funniest and worst thread ever.

**spankie** · 03-07-11, 12:15 AM

I wipe before I shit.