90 year old knocked on my door selling magazines

[ttwarrior1]

to raise money for veterans and to get on some vote thing for next election. I somehow ended up buying 3 years of tennis magazine.

This guy was gone. Could of even been a con man. Gave me a bronze star sticker to put on the window since my dad died of agent orange from vietnam.

I did get a receipt but pretty sure i would of gave him money even if he asked. The dude walks faster then most people run going door to door.

Anyone here ever bought anything from a door to door salesman or someone raising money by knocking on your door. Interupted me from jerking off to a new chick i saw in the gym yesterday.

[TRE1968]

[Dad]

I only buy girl scout cookies. And I pay that one guy to repaint my address number on the curb.

[Deuce]

This never happened.

[stealthyburrito]

You couldn't afford a subscription, fake story.

[VegasInsider]

I have some issues with this series of events. First off, I doubt you went to the gym...

[Chandler]

you can't afford a door to knock on. Its admirable that you gave $ to the cause.


see how we PILE on here..... (take note, adjust posting style)

[Skidcom]

Was Costco closed?

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

post reciept warrior

[unusialsusp5]

more fables from ttwarrior1. definite cry out for attention. try getting some from those 2 people you take care of that never get better or never get sicker. i guarantee if they exist and got better they would run to the door to get away from you.

[muldoon]

The dude went into the house and knocked on the basement door?

[THE PROFIT]

why isnt your mom getting the door? Tell that bitch youre busy whackin' off to get the fukin door & make ya a sandwich while shes at it

[hubie69]

Hahhaahha

[Dirty Sanchez]

The dude went into the house and knocked on the basement door?

Shows you how easy of a mark a guy is when a 90 year-old takes you down...brutal

[King Mayan]

Tennis??

[ttwarrior1]

looks like none of you people never donate . Most of the posters in this post except for me need to be admitted into a mental institution.

[Deuce]

looks like none of you people never donate . Most of the posters in this post except for me need to be admitted into a mental institution.

Oh ya tough guy, post that bronze star next to ttwarrior written on a napkin. Thats right tough guy.

[stealthyburrito]

i donate all the time, money and time.

[cant call it]

yeah right that old muthafukker put you in the headlock, made you say 'uncle' , then shook you by your ankles for your milk money

[ttwarrior1]

he said he banged your mom duece

[ahj1937]

he said he penetrated your mom with his penis duece, and she loved it

[ahj1937]

why isnt your mom getting the door? Tell that bitch youre busy whackin' off to get the fukin door & make ya a sandwich while shes at it

[THE PROFIT]

I donate to veterans organizations all the time, but have never had an old veteran come knock on my door.

Probably because the razor wire around the compound gives him flashbacks of the Hanoi Hilton

[frizzelli]

Did you eat him????

[bballs84]

Like that movie office space.. Got to love Magazine Sales people

[Manaconda]

had 2 people come to my door a couple weeks ago trying to sell me magazines, its the worst scam ever and im surprised people still fall for them

[THE PROFIT]

I dated a bitch that sold them over the phone. Thats even worse

[Marigold HD]

I usually don't answer the door. Mostly church people trying to get you into their religion come and knock. So I stay away.

[ttwarrior1]

how many 90 year old jehovah's witness's are there. Hell if a 90 year old knocks on your door , you have to answer.

[yisman]

warrior, was she related to you?

[Wulfman14]

everyone hates warrior ?

[SBRMAN23]

Never did anything like that but hey to each his own

[PoweRay]

Was his name Ed McMahon? Carrying a BIG oversized check? LOL

[shari91]

[pinchylarue]

theres another thread in the saloon about a guy saying he was a vet in a con.

could be linked