Jacking your meat

**onetrickpony** · 03-03-11, 02:15 AM

can i be the head of state

lol get it?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-03-11, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by onetrickpony

can i be the head of state

lol get it?

Very possible. Do you want to be Anon. or do you want to be onetrickpony? Hury and let us know.

**onetrickpony** · 03-03-11, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Very possible. Do you want to be Anon. or do you want to be onetrickpony? Hury and let us know.

u know it, loud and proud and in charge99

**QuangX** · 03-03-11, 02:23 AM

lol

I just jack my meat, to this thread, Please replenish my tired out body with points. ahahah

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-03-11, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by onetrickpony

u know it, loud and proud and in charge99

Easier said than done.

You are head of state.

That doesnt blow, does it?

I am still prez, so dont get out of line.

**Full Time Hobo** · 03-03-11, 02:31 AM

Palmala Handerson knows what i like

**sickler** · 03-03-11, 03:15 AM

I'm not easily sexually embarrassed.

Yes I jack it, most likely more often than you.

**sundin4prez** · 03-03-11, 08:22 AM

yep i jack off... i use my tears as lube....

**36mafia** · 03-03-11, 11:00 AM

i will bump this thread every time i milk myself

**36mafia** · 03-04-11, 05:31 PM

bump bump bumpity bump

**JimmysEgo** · 03-04-11, 06:42 PM

i do it all the time. i'm addicted to porn and the problem is i can't watch porn without jerking off. one day i jerked off in the morning, ****** my girlfriend at lunch time, jerked off when i got home, then ****** my wife before bed.

**Jerm3462** · 03-04-11, 07:55 PM

LOL mafia.

an afternoon delight ?

**Dad** · 03-04-11, 07:59 PM

This is kinda weird.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-05-11, 12:07 AM

I am bumping this thread because I just jerked my stuff during the Lakers game half time.

36Mafia, I like your attitude, how would you like to become the organizer of this club? You can be the one in charge who jacks when and who jacks with who, if needed.

Daddy, we need you to be in our club. As much porno as you watch/see daily you must jerk your meat at least 13 times per day, right? I am going to guess that you will be the top jacker every single month. In fact, Daddy, I would like for you to be the VP, if you are so inclined? Think about it. VP of operations here in our club at SBR. Daddy, you can also be in charge of providing us jackers with jacking material. But thats a given, we will still use your material if you are a member or not. Think about that, DaddyDayCare.

We also need somebody to be in charge of human recourses. This is not a big job at all, pretty easy. The person in charge of HR can actually be a poster with smaller than average meat. JJGode, we would be humbled if you applied, think about it before you say no. This could be a whole new level of stardom for namesake here at SBR. Gode, you will be in charge of new applications to join the club. This is right up your alley. You already love to interact with new members and legends of sbr. Most posters think you are a fake, Gode. Some even say that you get paid to post. Think about this for a second, JJ........ You get paid to JACK????? Win win!

Lets see what happens.

**Dad** · 03-07-11, 11:46 AM

No thanks. I already have enough on my plate.

**36mafia** · 03-09-11, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Jerm3462

LOL mafia.

an afternoon delight ?

club organizer signing in

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-09-11, 09:18 PM

I just jacked my meat.

36mafia, have any posters got in contact with you about who they would like to jack with yet? A lot of SBR posters are shy so they will probably send you PMs instead of posting here out in the open.

Of course, it is totally acceptable to want to jack alone and still be part of the club. We have plenty of openings still.

Get your jacking off on people!!!!!

**downsouth** · 03-09-11, 11:59 PM

thank you for reminding me.....I need to jack off

**SBRMAN23** · 03-10-11, 12:03 AM

I have a friend who says he beats it 20 times a day and I believe him he has a problem and has a new grl evry day, but hey I do it like a normal person great thread by the way.

**flyingillini** · 03-10-11, 12:23 AM

I haven't released in 13 weeks... I have lost the sexual urge to want to release. It used to be that I only could release when I was jacked up off of yayo, now I have no desire at all.... I have to put 24mg of Suboxone under my tongue for me to get the urge to release and I often don't feel like doing that.

**ProfaneReality** · 03-10-11, 12:28 AM

2 to 3 times a week.... thanks for asking

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-10-11, 12:29 AM

Illini, you should join our club. We can teach you to release again.

SBRMan, you need to put your friend in contact with us. Have your friend contac 36Mafia so we can work something out, OK?

**astrodomer** · 03-10-11, 12:34 AM

Ive been releasing alot in my sportsbook latley.......

**Chugs** · 03-10-11, 12:36 AM

I do my fair share of jacking.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-10-11, 12:39 AM

The Jackers are coming out tonight!!!!!

**Roadtrip635** · 03-10-11, 12:44 AM

Some of the younger guys might not know this legend of the sport, three time International Masturbation Champion .... Harry Palm. He was the innovator of such moves as speed shifting and the over-the-shoulder-boner-holder. This is one of his rare television appearances. Enjoy!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-10-11, 12:59 AM

We just printed 150 more applications. At first we were not sure if this club would take off, but now we see how fast it is growing. Come one, come all. We rarely turn anybody down. So, If you jack off, you are free to join our club and even more free to talk amongst us about when you jack and how you jack and if you jack alone or with others.

Your jacking techniques are MORE than welcomed!

**flyingillini** · 03-10-11, 01:01 AM

I miss the days I would release all over my keyboard.... I don't even remember what it feels like to release anymore. Molly has ruined that for me.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-10-11, 01:53 AM

Illini, if we post pictures of stocking and garter belts in this thread ala DaddyDayCare, will you join?

Our jacking club would be taken much more serious with an SBR legend such as yourself as a member.

**flyingillini** · 03-10-11, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Illini, if we post pictures of stocking and garter belts in this thread ala DaddyDayCare, will you join?

Our jacking club would be taken much more serious with an SBR legend such as yourself as a member.

As long as there are stockings and garter belt on thick firme hyna's, I would love to join the club. I want to get back to my old days of releasing a few times a week all over the keyboard. I have no clue what it even feels like to release, I haven't even been hard in 3 months! Bring me back to life diggity!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-10-11, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

As long as there are stockings and garter belt on thick firme hyna's, I would love to join the club. I want to get back to my old days of releasing a few times a week all over the keyboard. I have no clue what it even feels like to release, I haven't even been hard in 3 months! Bring me back to life diggity!

Attention!!!!!!!!! Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DaddyDayCare Attention!!!!!!!!!!! As you can see, we need you in our club. We are trying to sign up the almighty FlyingIllini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he will only join if we have pictures of thick hyna's with stockings and garter belts so he can release a few times per week all over his keyboard.

DaddyDayCare, we know that you believe in what we are doing, so we would be more and more and more than happy to accept you into our jacking club, PLEASE????????!?!?!?!?

OK, **** it, I did not want to say this earlier, but after meeting with the board of trustees... DaddyDayCare, if you decide to join our club, you can be the MotherPHuckingPresident. I think that shows you how much we think about you, Daddy!!!!!!

Illini is waiting!

Illini....YeeeeeeeeeHAW!!!!

**flyingillini** · 03-10-11, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Attention!!!!!!!!! Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DaddyDayCare Attention!!!!!!!!!!! As you can see, we need you in our club. We are trying to sign up the almighty FlyingIllini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he will only join if we have pictures of thick hyna's with stockings and garter belts so he can release a few times per week all over his keyboard.

DaddyDayCare, we know that you believe in what we are doing, so we would be more and more and more than happy to accept you into our jacking club, PLEASE????????!?!?!?!?

OK, **** it, I did not want to say this earlier, but after meeting with the board of trustees... DaddyDayCare, if you decide to join our club, you can be the MotherPHuckingPresident. I think that shows you how much we think about you, Daddy!!!!!!

Illini is waiting!

Illini....YeeeeeeeeeHAW!!!!

This will help me in my first release in going on 4 months... I need this help Daddy... Please , I need to join this club!

**onetrickpony** · 03-10-11, 02:53 AM

head of state reporting and yes pun intended

**Dad** · 03-10-11, 12:29 PM

You guys are crazy.

I will think about it though.

I hope this helps with your problem, Illini: