need a way to fake my death and disappear to a third world country
Jerm3462
SBR MVP
11-09-09
4454
#2
Leave a suicide note and park your car on a high bridge with rapid water below
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bozeman
SBR MVP
11-11-09
2162
#3
let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
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Jerm3462
SBR MVP
11-09-09
4454
#4
Originally posted by bozeman
let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
Russian girls
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#5
Originally posted by 36mafia
how would you do it need a way to fake my death and disappear to a third world country
Get yourself to Australia. I'll help you out after I kick your arse for being so silly in the first place. xo
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#6
Originally posted by bozeman
let's exchange our passport photos, you will get a new one with Ukrainian citizenship in it - i will probably deal somehow with your problems in the US. unless you're a criminal or so
Ukraine is not the 3rd world country but sorta 2nd world for sure
career criminal. been locked up 5 times booked 4
the sky is the limit for me...
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#7
Originally posted by shari91
Get yourself to Australia. I'll help you out after I kick your arse for being so silly in the first place. xo
shari...
i will hit a woman
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dinaro7
SBR Wise Guy
12-06-09
888
#8
i would drive my wheel chair out in front of a train i hate my life
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#9
Hell no
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#10
i hate the ppl that try to kill themselves and dont succeed which is attention whoring at its finest
its not that hard, get a gun if u cant afford that then there is poison, relatively cheap and effective.
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#11
Originally posted by dinaro7
i would drive my wheel chair out in front of a train i hate my life
is the pity you get for being in a wheel chair worth having no use of your legs
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onetrickpony
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9434
#12
i bet if this was in players talk, might have gotten more views than pacos thread in an hour.
this thread here doesnt reach its maximum potential
i know theres like 88% here that have contemplated offing themselves at some point.
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36mafia
Restricted User
11-08-09
2389
#13
i started the thread in the saloon
the emptiness of the saloon fits the thread pretty good
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l7ustin
SBR MVP
10-09-08
3914
#14
never thought about doing it but if i were going to i would steal some succycholine from a hospital start an iv and administer it to myself. no turning back when the meds hit your blood stream because you will literally not be able to take a breath...
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ahj1937
Restricted User
06-11-10
233
#15
If I lose my bankroll I may have no choice.
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akfa_loves_mash
SBR Rookie
02-27-11
16
#16
no i have not thought about this
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Irish Lumberjack
SBR MVP
12-04-07
2086
#17
I only think about it while at work.
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JimmysEgo
SBR MVP
06-07-10
1201
#18
you have to kill another dude. bust his face in with a sledge hammer knocking out all his teeth (pick up his teeth). Pull out all your teeth and leave them near the dead guy. burn the body. they will find the body and the teeth and say it is you.
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drunkenbeaver
SBR High Roller
06-27-10
215
#19
no and no. awful thread.
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l7ustin
SBR MVP
10-09-08
3914
#20
come on we need some more creative stories here, frankly im a little dissappointed sbr
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stc1709
SBR High Roller
12-27-10
166
#21
i thought about it before, but who hasnt
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str
SBR Posting Legend
01-12-09
11736
#22
If you have really thought about it before you have big problems.
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ncat12
SBR MVP
11-24-09
1170
#23
mexico , everyone from there coming here you will have plenty places to hide
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Dutch
SBR MVP
09-21-10
4339
#24
I'd shoot up a big ol blast of heroin. Fall asleep...bada boom bada bing.
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LUSabres
SBR High Roller
02-18-11
231
#25
Yeah I have several times, but I'm too much of a pussy and always think deep in my head that It may be a better idea to stay alive until the next suicidal thought pops in my ****** up head.
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dinaro7
SBR Wise Guy
12-06-09
888
#26
the end is near
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dr_wolf
SBR Sharp
07-20-10
417
#27
you have a house explode it and some neighbors to confirm you "were " in and after that you are free of identity.
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Bartmeister
Restricted User
09-10-10
412
#28
Every time I lose a game in the final 2 seconds of the game on a miracle half court 3-pointer!!!! #$%@!!! LOL
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#29
life is too good to think about that thing..
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clonecat
SBR MVP
08-29-05
1225
#30
Need to determine why you want to leave to best determine plan of action. so family can collect insurance, so you can collect insurance, get away from trouble