How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why do you sing Take me out to the Ball Game if you’re already at the Ball game?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If Jimmy cracked corn and we don’t care, why is there a song about him?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
How do they handle parking at the Special Olympics?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction and flow of traffic?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
If a prisoner was about to be put to death in the electric chair and had a heart attack would they try to save him?
Do deaf people dream in closed caption?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
What is the opposite of medium?
Do fat people skinny dip?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How come when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says congratulations but nobody rubs your penis and says good job?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
What would happen if you hired 2 Private Investigators to investigate each other?
Why do we say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why do you sing Take me out to the Ball Game if you’re already at the Ball game?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If Jimmy cracked corn and we don’t care, why is there a song about him?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
How do they handle parking at the Special Olympics?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction and flow of traffic?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
If a prisoner was about to be put to death in the electric chair and had a heart attack would they try to save him?
Do deaf people dream in closed caption?
Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?
What is the opposite of medium?
Do fat people skinny dip?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How come when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says congratulations but nobody rubs your penis and says good job?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
What would happen if you hired 2 Private Investigators to investigate each other?
Why do we say “Heavens NO” but “Hell YEAH”?
that was the dumbest post
