POLL: Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

**cant call it** · 02-28-11, 07:27 PM

Would I or have I?
Oh wait I just saw the last option
Plead 5TH!

**King Mayan** · 02-28-11, 08:50 PM

I'm not flexible but my Johnson is big enough.....

**obamaismyuncle** · 02-28-11, 10:04 PM

no

**sundin4prez** · 02-28-11, 10:28 PM

os this a serious question....

**warriorfan707** · 02-28-11, 11:10 PM

**Mr KLC** · 02-28-11, 11:20 PM

Seems to be a lot of varying opinions in the poll voting. Gotta love diversity.

**Tuna Fish Riot** · 03-01-11, 01:38 AM

Mines taste like Nutter Butter.

**meader99** · 03-01-11, 01:40 AM

If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!

**DevilCheese** · 03-01-11, 01:53 AM

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

**BigSpoon** · 03-01-11, 01:58 AM

The term is called autofellatio. Whatever you do don't google it and look at the image results.

**Hootie Johnson** · 03-01-11, 02:02 AM

Why the hell would I want to do that?? Should I give myself a dirty sanchez while I'm at it?

**aceking** · 03-01-11, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by JohnGalt2341

Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

why do you want to do that ?

women are created solely for that purpose .

**samdapatriotsfan** · 03-01-11, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by DevilCheese

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

Cheese Au natural

**daimoshokage** · 03-01-11, 03:57 AM

fukking gay..

**ngates815** · 03-01-11, 07:46 AM

I'd be tempted, but most likely not do it. I would however take my head down there and sniff around to see if it's showering time. I hate having the scent of my balls on my hand. And I also only shower twice a week, water is scarce here in the trailer park.

**DeenerThaLeener** · 03-01-11, 07:52 AM

I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it

**stc1709** · 03-01-11, 08:05 AM

um no, i wud make sure i have a female to do it

**sundin4prez** · 03-01-11, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by meader99

If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!

Originally posted by DeenerThaLeener

I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it

this right here... i had that same digust regret with a number of girls ive met at the bar the next morning.... same thing

**Stallion** · 03-01-11, 09:38 AM

eeeeeeeewwwww no

**LUSabres** · 03-01-11, 11:40 AM

I wouldn't wanna risk giving myself HIV, so no.

**Grits n' Gravy** · 03-01-11, 11:49 AM

i'd have to take a pass on that one.

**JohnGalt2341** · 03-02-11, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by aceking

why do you want to do that ? women are created solely for that purpose .

Are you certain of this? I thought they were created for cooking and cleaning. I have much to learn.

**LVHerbie** · 03-02-11, 10:53 PM

I more interesting survey would have been if you had the ability to do it would you be a swallower or spitter...

**sickler** · 03-02-11, 11:14 PM

Noticed I could in an extreme stretching position (some call it yoga) but didn't do it. That would be kinda gay even on yourself, no?

You wouldn't have to have a foot long dick to do it, just great flexibility and a fair size dick.

This is the position you flexible prospective self-suckers would want to be in. Notice the legs could be lowered closer to the head if he wanted. He's propping the legs up with his feet.

**C0nkette** · 03-02-11, 11:44 PM

Ron Jeremy is the club president

**ok now what** · 03-02-11, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by DevilCheese

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

Smegma. You've got to wonder how that word was arrived at. It sounds like the name of a mid-level pharmaceutical company. . .

"Why, yes. . . Fred, I bought several thousand smegma options!"

**mr. leisure** · 03-03-11, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by C0nkette

Ron Jeremy is the club president

Yep, saw him do it in a movie .Turned the ************ off right away

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**Sunde91** · 03-03-11, 12:34 AM

Lota fruiters here.

Any penis in your mouth = homosexual

**JohnGalt2341** · 03-11-11, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Sunde91

Lota fruiters here. Any penis in your mouth = homosexual

This is a fair statement but why does a penis in your hand(your own of course) not automatically make you a homosexual?

**Junkyard Dog** · 03-12-11, 12:03 AM

i wont front...i probly would

**Vindicate** · 03-12-11, 01:54 AM

i wouldnt swallow though.