POLL: Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

[JohnGalt2341]

Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

[cant call it]

Would I or have I?
Oh wait I just saw the last option
Plead 5TH!

[King Mayan]

I'm not flexible but my Johnson is big enough.....

[obamaismyuncle]

no

[sundin4prez]

os this a serious question....

[warriorfan707]

[Mr KLC]

Seems to be a lot of varying opinions in the poll voting. Gotta love diversity.

[Tuna Fish Riot]

Mines taste like Nutter Butter.

[meader99]

If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!

[DevilCheese]

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

[BigSpoon]

The term is called autofellatio. Whatever you do don't google it and look at the image results.

[Hootie Johnson]

Why the hell would I want to do that?? Should I give myself a dirty sanchez while I'm at it?

[aceking]

Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you were flexible enough to do it?

why do you want to do that ?

women are created solely for that purpose .

[samdapatriotsfan]

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

Cheese Au natural

[daimoshokage]

fukking gay..

[ngates815]

I'd be tempted, but most likely not do it. I would however take my head down there and sniff around to see if it's showering time. I hate having the scent of my balls on my hand. And I also only shower twice a week, water is scarce here in the trailer park.

[DeenerThaLeener]

I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it

[stc1709]

um no, i wud make sure i have a female to do it

[sundin4prez]

If I could, I wouldn't leave the house!!!

I think most would try it once and then be absolutely disgusted with it

this right here... i had that same digust regret with a number of girls ive met at the bar the next morning.... same thing

[Stallion]

eeeeeeeewwwww no

[LUSabres]

I wouldn't wanna risk giving myself HIV, so no.

[Grits n' Gravy]

i'd have to take a pass on that one.

[JohnGalt2341]

why do you want to do that ? women are created solely for that purpose .

Are you certain of this? I thought they were created for cooking and cleaning. I have much to learn.

[LVHerbie]

I more interesting survey would have been if you had the ability to do it would you be a swallower or spitter...

[sickler]

Noticed I could in an extreme stretching position (some call it yoga) but didn't do it. That would be kinda gay even on yourself, no?

You wouldn't have to have a foot long dick to do it, just great flexibility and a fair size dick.

This is the position you flexible prospective self-suckers would want to be in. Notice the legs could be lowered closer to the head if he wanted. He's propping the legs up with his feet.

[C0nkette]

Ron Jeremy is the club president

[ok now what]

bunch of liars in this thread, or maybe they got a smegma covered dick

Smegma. You've got to wonder how that word was arrived at. It sounds like the name of a mid-level pharmaceutical company. . .

"Why, yes. . . Fred, I bought several thousand smegma options!"

[mr. leisure]

Ron Jeremy is the club president

Yep, saw him do it in a movie .Turned the ************ off right away

[Sunde91]

Lota fruiters here.

Any penis in your mouth = homosexual

[JohnGalt2341]

Lota fruiters here. Any penis in your mouth = homosexual

This is a fair statement but why does a penis in your hand(your own of course) not automatically make you a homosexual?

[Junkyard Dog]

i wont front...i probly would

[Vindicate]

i wouldnt swallow though.