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  • geebert74
    SBR MVP
    • 09-03-09
    • 2445

    #1
    The Wife Just Left Me...
    Home on a Saturday night to go to a sex toy party... How the hell am I supposed to respond to this???
  • cant call it
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-29-10
    • 8817

    #2
    show up naked
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    • YorkHunt
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-11-10
      • 7496

      #3
      Um...I guess trust her.
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      • zam77
        SBR MVP
        • 11-03-10
        • 3586

        #4
        use one on her when she gets home
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          Geebert you small??

          If I had to guess I say your 4.3 inches medium thickness
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          • onetrickpony
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9434

            #6
            who all is at the sex party?
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            • B1GER1C828
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-31-07
              • 10244

              #7
              its all chicks...u should be insulted tho cuz u don't satisfy her apparently.
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              • Wrigley
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-28-07
                • 7268

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Geebert you small??

                If I had to guess I say your 4.3 inches medium thickness
                Might be true JJ if she was satisfied by his sex she would not need to use a toy
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                • WvGambler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-19-10
                  • 11618

                  #9
                  my nickname is "sex toy party." I will take good care of her.
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                  • obamaismyuncle
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-31-08
                    • 17801

                    #10
                    throw all her shit out the door before she gets home and change the locks. what the **** is wrong with her? wanting to go to a sex party, sounds like you've got one of them big perverts you seen on tv on your hands..
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                    • geebert74
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-03-09
                      • 2445

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WvGambler
                      my nickname is "sex toy party." I will take good care of her.
                      Can you at least take a pic for me? A vid is not necessery.
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                      • geebert74
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-03-09
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...
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                        • WvGambler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-19-10
                          • 11618

                          #13
                          Originally posted by geebert74
                          Can you at least take a pic for me? A vid is not necessery.
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                          • C-Gold
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-04-10
                            • 6808

                            #14
                            You are not a man
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                            • soli
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-10-06
                              • 2503

                              #15
                              This is not a good situation unless she invited you to go also.
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                              • obamaismyuncle
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-31-08
                                • 17801

                                #16
                                Originally posted by geebert74
                                It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...
                                post her pic too. tell her you're sick of the ******* bullshit and all the SBR posters are sick of it too...bunch of ******* perverts.
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                                • geebert74
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-03-09
                                  • 2445

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by C-Gold
                                  You are not a man
                                  Why do you say that? I had plans to go play poker tonight but those plans got canceled.
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                                  • Dirty Sanchez
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-01-10
                                    • 16031

                                    #18
                                    Go over there and peek in the window....that's what jj and bobby would do
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                                    • Louisvillekid1
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-17-07
                                      • 52143

                                      #19
                                      embrace it and be happy she's gonna come home horny and its nice that your lady is open to new things...
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                                      • geebert74
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-03-09
                                        • 2445

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                        Go over there and peek in the window....that's what jj and bobby would do
                                        JJ would probably be a demonstrator at one of those events...
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                                        • YorkHunt
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-11-10
                                          • 7496

                                          #21
                                          The fact that girls let us gamble...you can let them explore these weird things. It might help your sex life.
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                                          • geebert74
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-03-09
                                            • 2445

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by YorkHunt
                                            The fact that girls let us gamble...you can let them explore these weird things. It might help your sex life.
                                            Fair enough... I can deal with that!
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                                            • tony_come
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-31-10
                                              • 21695

                                              #23
                                              this is crazy!
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                                              • purecarnagge
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-05-07
                                                • 4843

                                                #24
                                                I believe a three sum is in your future... the real question is... Is it it with another guy or another girl?
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                                                • jagaf22
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-22-08
                                                  • 2932

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by zam77
                                                  use one on her when she gets home
                                                  Agree...this is what you do!
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                                                  • onetrickpony
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-23-10
                                                    • 9434

                                                    #26
                                                    i hope she is not switching sides on u permanently
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                                                    • geebert74
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-03-09
                                                      • 2445

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by purecarnagge
                                                      I believe a three sum is in your future... the real question is... Is it it with another guy or another girl?
                                                      Well, I hope its another chick... I couldn't deal if she ever asked me to let another guy in our bed... Id'e go to jail...
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                                                      • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-24-10
                                                        • 6298

                                                        #28
                                                        she is sticking something in ur ass 2night hahaha
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                                                        • doublej95
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 01-26-10
                                                          • 14094

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by geebert74
                                                          It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...

                                                          where to in NC?
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                                                          • geebert74
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-03-09
                                                            • 2445

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by doublej95
                                                            where to in NC?
                                                            Flying into Raleigh, staying in Chapel Hill...
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388208

                                                              #31
                                                              Geebert show all

                                                              Send us some sex vids of you and your girl

                                                              Make a name for yourself here
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                                                              • Swinging Johnson
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-12-09
                                                                • 7604

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by geebert74
                                                                Well, I hope its another chick... I couldn't deal if she ever asked me to let another guy in our bed... Id'e go to jail...
                                                                Sorry Geebs, the little woman contacted me and she's not only bringing home the Violator 3000, she's also bringing me home. But my motto is "It may be small...but it's thin" so you'll look like a porn star after she laughs me out of the bedroom. I'm just here to help.
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                                                                • geebert74
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-03-09
                                                                  • 2445

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                                  Sorry Geebs, the little woman contacted me and she's not only bringing home the Violator 3000, she's also bringing me home. But my motto is "It may be small...but it's thin" so you'll look like a porn star after she laughs me out of the bedroom. I'm just here to help.
                                                                  Thanks Johnson... I appreciate you making me feel better about the whole thing...
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                                                                  • geebert74
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-03-09
                                                                    • 2445

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                    Geebert show all Send us some sex vids of you and your girl Make a name for yourself here
                                                                    Not sure slamming my wife on SBR would be the best way to make a name for myself... But I appreciate the offer brother!
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      She should be hot to trot when she comes home.

                                                                      Give it to her right and enjoy it when she rips out her new dildo and does a surprise shove right up your cornhole.
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