I think my GF threw away my #1 porno mag

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  • C-Gold
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-10
    • 6808

    #1
    I think my GF threw away my #1 porno mag
    There's obviously enough internet porno out there for a lifetime and I'll watch it as much as anybody, probably more so, but every now and then I bust out my dirty mags. I'm pretty sure the GF threw my #1 porno out. She was this sweet young tender blonde and I'll bet I never find her online or get to see her naked ever again. It's not like internet porn with all of the same trashy "stars", this girl was nice young amateur and now I'll never get to beat off to her again. It's depressing.

    Why'd she have to throw that one away? It's missing from my drawer, I know she did it. I know that jealous bitch threw it out. I need to lay down the law with this broad. How focking inconsiderate is that? What the fock? I want to go ape shit on her. All I did was told her that the chick in my favorite porn is hot one day and asked for her opinion. Why does she have to get all jealous and defensive and throw that away? What if I want to beat off to that porno ever now and then? The girl was a legit 18 amateuer. Needless to say I'm pissed.

  • xkgb
    SBR MVP
    • 11-29-10
    • 1328

    #2
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    • BettingGeek
      Restricted User
      • 10-07-10
      • 3555

      #3
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      • benjy
        SBR MVP
        • 02-19-09
        • 2158

        #4
        Isn't that a Beastie Boys lyric?

        My sympathies dude.
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        • Smoke
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-09-09
          • 48111

          #5
          Relax c-gold

          Go buy another playgirl
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          • JimmysEgo
            SBR MVP
            • 06-07-10
            • 1201

            #6
            Originally posted by benjy
            Isn't that a Beastie Boys lyric? My sympathies dude.
            i think the mother did it in the song.
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            • C-Gold
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-04-10
              • 6808

              #7
              Originally posted by Smoke
              Relax c-gold

              Go buy another playgirl
              But your mom is old and wrinkley by now? They don't sell old issues anymore do they?
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              • xkgb
                SBR MVP
                • 11-29-10
                • 1328

                #8
                Originally posted by benjy
                Isn't that a Beastie Boys lyric? My sympathies dude.
                its "my mom threw away my best porno mag" but close lol
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                • UZI Suicide
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-15-11
                  • 8426

                  #9
                  (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Jerk It!)
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                  • shaggy3000
                    Restricted User
                    • 12-29-09
                    • 5801

                    #10
                    they still make porno mags? is it for the homeless?
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                    • Jrod124
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-31-09
                      • 5622

                      #11
                      that does suck but mags are a thing of the past
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                      • raidersfan
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-13-07
                        • 1647

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jrod124
                        that does suck but mags are a thing of the past
                        Its time to move up to videos.
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                        • EmpireMaker
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-18-09
                          • 15578

                          #13
                          don't show your girlfriend any other woman that turns you on !!! EVER (live or mag or movies)
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                          • Bluehorseshoe
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-13-06
                            • 14998

                            #14
                            Originally posted by benjy
                            Isn't that a Beastie Boys lyric?

                            My sympathies dude.
                            I was going to write the same thing when I saw that title.
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                            • jgilmartin
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-31-09
                              • 1119

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                              I was going to write the same thing when I saw that title.
                              Haha I went into this thread to do that also
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                              • SportsMushroom
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-28-10
                                • 4177

                                #16
                                rofl, you should pimpsmack her just to show her who's boss
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                                • pouroupoupou
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 03-13-10
                                  • 971

                                  #17
                                  kill her.
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                                  • MadTiger
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-19-09
                                    • 2724

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by benjy
                                    Isn't that a Beastie Boys lyric? My sympathies dude.
                                    "Your MOM threw away your best porno mag!"
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