There's obviously enough internet porno out there for a lifetime and I'll watch it as much as anybody, probably more so, but every now and then I bust out my dirty mags. I'm pretty sure the GF threw my #1 porno out. She was this sweet young tender blonde and I'll bet I never find her online or get to see her naked ever again. It's not like internet porn with all of the same trashy "stars", this girl was nice young amateur and now I'll never get to beat off to her again. It's depressing.
Why'd she have to throw that one away? It's missing from my drawer, I know she did it. I know that jealous bitch threw it out. I need to lay down the law with this broad. How focking inconsiderate is that? What the fock? I want to go ape shit on her. All I did was told her that the chick in my favorite porn is hot one day and asked for her opinion. Why does she have to get all jealous and defensive and throw that away? What if I want to beat off to that porno ever now and then? The girl was a legit 18 amateuer. Needless to say I'm pissed.
Why'd she have to throw that one away? It's missing from my drawer, I know she did it. I know that jealous bitch threw it out. I need to lay down the law with this broad. How focking inconsiderate is that? What the fock? I want to go ape shit on her. All I did was told her that the chick in my favorite porn is hot one day and asked for her opinion. Why does she have to get all jealous and defensive and throw that away? What if I want to beat off to that porno ever now and then? The girl was a legit 18 amateuer. Needless to say I'm pissed.
