Curry farts

[SoV]

[Deuce]

I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.

[stealthyburrito]

never good, i'm already a gassy fellow but curry just makes things that much worse. if im on a date i feel like i'm going to internally combust.

[SoV]

I pissed in the shower today at the gym. It was yellow.

Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

Felt like a smurf.

[onetrickpony]

try eating that everyday

[YorkHunt]

Curry is good though...aftermath is trouble!

[warriorfan707]

Reminds me of when I had too much blueberry mixed with everclear at the party. Not only did I throw up all night, I also pissed blue.

Felt like a smurf.

I threw up blood the one time I drank everclear

Ended up in a hottub with all my clothes on in a Tim Hardaway jersey

never been so hammered in my life it wasnt even fun

[THE PROFIT]

I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore

[samdapatriotsfan]

Ask me about my explosive diarrhea

[SoV]

Feels like my asshole is being fried.

[shawnkang]

I fuk this Indian girl on the side. She uses fukin curry in everything. I wont let her cook at my place anymore

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

[onetrickpony]

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

whats there then??

[SoV]

stop lying. there are no indians in west virginia or tennessee or wherever you hillbillies live.

Hahahahahha, buried him.

[warriorfan707]

[SoV]

Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.

[onetrickpony]

Still ******* farting. Can't even sleep and it's put me in a "foul" mood.

make a video

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Curry farts smell really bad. Although I can stand the smell of my own farts (curry or beans or cheese or whatever) I have this one indian chick that I bone from time to time that I cannot let stay the night. She's a good bang but she farts in her sleep a whole lot. Curry farts from chicks is a no no. She has to come, bang it, and leave, no staying the night for her. Too bad too cuz she's kinda hot. I just cant deal with the sleep farts. Who can though?

[YorkHunt]

Use pepto bismol

[stevek173]

have you ever noticed

when you sleep with a new broad, your body has an instinct, at least mine does, holds in all gas overnight

then i go to take my morning leak

and my fart is like a minute long jet stream

so weird or maybe it's just me

wears off by date 3 though

[mighty maron]

I didnt know tim had a gas problem

[Dad]

yuck