If you found a Magic Genie lamp and got 3 wishes???

[C-Gold]

You buy a genie lamp at a yard sale and give it a rub and out floats Apoo.
He will grant you 3 wishes.
What do you wish for?

[sickler]

immortality

unlimited wealth

A harem of beauties

(those are selfish choices...a person could do much good in the world by looking at the big picture...)

[Dutch]

Can I be the first person to say "I'd wish for more wishes!"
And then I'll throw one of these guys in and laugh at how clever my answer was!

[Deuce]

Happiness
Cures for every disease known to man
Wealth

[B1GER1C828]

1: infinite wishes
2: for decues wishes to come true
3: to be able to hit 80% in picks so sbr bows down to my buried in ass

for the rest of in the infinite wishes-w/e comes to mind.

[Fishhead]

Can I be the first person to say "I'd wish for more wishes!"
And then I'll throw one of these guys in and laugh at how clever my answer was!

This has been my answer for years.............hope the fukin Genie shows up soon.

[Herky]

5 wishes a day for rest of my life. I would save the other 2 for later.

[Dad]

immortality

unlimited wealth

A harem of beauties

(those are selfish choices...a person could do much good in the world by looking at the big picture...)

Sickler, you just wasted one wish because with unlimited wealth you can have a harem of beauties.

[sickler]

Sickler, you just wasted one wish because with unlimited wealth you can have a harem of beauties.

True

[C-Gold]

What if you wished that you could correctly forecast the outcome to every game?
A 100% capper
But then you wouldn't need to wish for wealth, because you could print it.
But then the books wouldn't want to take your bets anymore?

What if you wished for a billion dollars
but then Ben Bernanke turned on the printing presses and made us a bannana republic with hyper inflation and made your money worthless?

What if you wished for the cure of all diseases and people lived to 900 years old, 800 years like weak decrepit skeletons?

What if you were immortal, but a meteor hit the earth and everybody else died in like 50 years? That's a pretty lonely eternity?

[Dad]

What if you wished that you could correctly forecast the outcome to every game?
A 100% capper
But then you wouldn't need to wish for wealth, because you could print it.
But then the books wouldn't want to take your bets anymore?

What if you wished for a billion dollars
but then Ben Bernanke turned on the printing presses and made us a bannana republic with hyper inflation and made your money worthless?

What if you wished for the cure of all diseases and people lived to 900 years old, 800 years like weak decrepit skeletons?

What if you were immortal, but a meteor hit the earth and everybody else died in like 50 years? That's a pretty lonely eternity?

It does not matter if the books would take your action, you would not have to place any bets. You could sell your picks.

[Dutch]

But then you could never watch a game for the rest of your life, you'd know how it ended. Give me 100% soccer and tennis outcomes. Can still get rich and can still bite my nails watching the Hawkeyes lose a close one to Ohio fuking St.

[jlgarciaiii22]

Money...

Money...

Money...

With unlimited money I could buy anything I want to make me happy

[chase hardy]

Money...

Money...

Money...

With unlimited money I could buy anything I want to make me happy

money doesnt always make u happy!

[Brock Landers]

Wealth, to allow me not to have to waste time not doing every single thing i always wanted to
Health, to allow me not to have to waste time not doing every single thing i always wanted to
Happiness, From getting to do all the things i want to be don't have the time/money to do them

[freeVICK]

jessica alba

scarlett johansson

minka kelly

[Grits n' Gravy]

-a nice tropical island that i own/rule fully stocked with 5 star living accomodations

-a never ending supply of hot women

-a boat to get the women on and off the island when they are past their prime

[Yi]

100% Lottery Powerball picker

[beerman2619]

lifetime supply of pbr, miller high life and chicken wings.

[icancount2one]

[ttwarrior1]

1. That my mom and sister could live out a long happy healthy normal life for at least another 20 or 30 years

2. that i could have a 12 inch thick cock

3. Too be an sbr pro

[hubie69]

Immortality w/ no aging
Ability to use 100% of my brain, instead of the 10-20% everyone uses, 100% of the time
Abililty to turn invisible

[tenbas]

1. Endless personal hapiness. I was rich and misarable. I'm quite wealthy and a lot more happy now.
2. I would wish people wouldn't be such jerks.
3. Fcking T1 van camper. I'll get it without Magic Genie Lamp, but still, want it RIGHT NOW!

[SamsNCharge99]

ask for 1000 more wishes

[JMobile]

One Gazillion Dollars!

[FuzzyDunlop]

I just want Yuengling in New England.

[Blax0r]

-Time control
-Immortality w/o aging/diseases
-Ability to give/take away the second wish to anyone

[chilidog]

Just 1 wish is needed.

I wish that electricity would cease to exist.

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