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  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #36
    JJ.....she's super hot!! You should absolutely go for it.

    Did Stevie hit this?? I don't think it would be a bad thing if he did. May give you material for some good dirty talk during intercourse!!
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    • hubie69
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-16-10
      • 7329

      #37
      go get some strange JJ!
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      • Bluedragon
        SBR MVP
        • 08-30-10
        • 3484

        #38
        Originally posted by ouman101
        I don't care how many times I see the reference to JJ's post about tossing bubble gum to the kids outside his window, it makes me crack up every time.

        Good luck with the new lady JJ
        This is very intriguing. Link???

        I'd fukin' love to watch some guy just raining bubblegum out the fukin' window. I can just see him now though "come on kids...come get some BUBBA-licious".

        Do you live near a school, Mr. Gold??

        Hot chika btw. I posted in another thread that I'm on mobile so I thought it was a new self-pic and you had been growin' that flowin' mane.
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        • EaglesPhan36
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 71662

          #39
          Skype Sex. Otherwise known as jj masturbating during a phone call.

          By the way, you need a body pic to accurately determine hotness. Everyone knows this.
          Last edited by EaglesPhan36; 02-22-11, 10:46 AM.
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          • King Mayan
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-22-10
            • 21326

            #40
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Oiler common man, I know nothing will come of this but at least I am talking with a woman
            poor guy
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            • hubie69
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-10
              • 7329

              #41
              Agreed EaglesPhan. For as much as people get asked to post pics on sbr of gf's/wives/etc, JJ, we need a body shot. The people demand this.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #42
                The gum throwing was years ago. I would go on an apt building roof and throw bazooka gum to all the fukkin kids in the parking lot. It was unreal, kids would go nuts for the gum.


                Thanks guys this might be the one that changes my life.

                Lol Shari wishes I was sticking her every night.

                Shari lose 40 fukkin pounds and then I will consider.
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                • hubie69
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-16-10
                  • 7329

                  #43
                  Another thread of Shari and JJ throwing haymakers back and forth. You two should just fuk and get it over with already. JJ, what about pics of this new girl of yours? The SBR public wants to know..
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                  • oiler
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-06-09
                    • 6585

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    The gum throwing was years ago. I would go on an apt building roof and throw bazooka gum to all the fukkin kids in the parking lot. It was unreal, kids would go nuts for the gum.


                    Thanks guys this might be the one that changes my life.

                    Lol Shari wishes I was sticking her every night.

                    Shari lose 40 fukkin pounds and then I will consider.
                    damnn jj your a piece of work,now that u have a girls pic u think u have a girl and talking shit about shari and by noon today you will be saying how much you want her,,sounds like you have duel personalities.....
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                    • shari91
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-23-10
                      • 32661

                      #45
                      I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

                      Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.
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                      • Dutch
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-21-10
                        • 4339

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Let's see what happens with this
                        I doubt I will fuk her if we meet
                        She is my type though

                        Haiku poem?
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #47
                          Originally posted by shari91


                          I always think of him as doing forks underneath tables at restaurants. From what I've seen I figure the distance between tines on a fork is the perfect amount of free space for JJ to get his groove on with a tiny bit of friction on both sides.

                          And I'm not worried. Once JJ meets her (peeps in her window) and they go on a date (she faces him in court when she's testifying for the stalking charges she brings against him), he'll come crawling back to me. I give it 7-10 business days.
                          Very astute Shari, cutlery works in a pinch when her foot won't oblige (from across the table) or her hand (sitting beside)....BUT the fork is daunting as there are sharp edges. A spoon is ideal.
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #48
                            This wont end well. Be prepared for another meltdown video by JJ within a week or two.
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                            • Bluedragon
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-30-10
                              • 3484

                              #49
                              Originally posted by Dutch
                              Haiku poem?
                              Fukin' brilliant comment. One of the most quick-witted and sharp comments I have read on this site. Reminds me of Wayne's World..."Hey Garth, that was a haiku".
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                              • Extra Innings
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-26-10
                                • 15058

                                #50
                                Nice piece of tail you landed there JJGold
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                                • Nicky Santoro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #51
                                  you know what would be JJ's vid of the year.. if he made a vid of him on the roof throwing bubble gum to 32 little boys and the boys yelling, throw it, throw it mr.. and jj keeps throwing bazooka's one by one.. we'd need like 3 diff cameras from 3 diff angles. one on roof to see jj from close throwing them, one from street level on jj throwing them from 3 floors up. and one on the kids running to pick them up..

                                  however, we have a problem. jj could never do this today. if only 1 parent sees a grown man throwing candy to kids, they will panic and call the cops and think there's a man enticing kids with candy so he can get them to sleep with him. This is not 1972 anymore. back then, if a man talked to a little boy and told him he's cute, it was great and he was a nice man. today, if any man talks to a kid, he's a pedophile. parents are worried shit today. it's not like 1970 anymore. things have changed. jj would be arrested and 4 cop cars would be there in 2 min and would handcuff him. boy how things have changed..
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #52
                                    Extra Innings coming from you that means a lot man

                                    The girl is in my Avatar guys, that is only photo I have

                                    Steve175 I owe you man
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                                    • sickler
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-05-08
                                      • 15006

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Extra Innings coming from you that means a lot man

                                      The girl is in my Avatar guys, that is only photo I have

                                      Steve175 I owe you man
                                      Only photo you have and she's The One?

                                      Need a body shot, big boy. She could have a shape that would leave you constantly nauseous.
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                                      • onetrickpony
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-23-10
                                        • 9434

                                        #54
                                        judging from the face she might be taller than u, how do u deal with that? fuk having a girl taller than me.
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                                        • Swinging Johnson
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-12-09
                                          • 7604

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by shari91
                                          I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

                                          Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.
                                          Originally posted by shari91
                                          I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them. Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.
                                          Shari,

                                          I didnt know which of your 2 posts in this thread to quote but I have got to tell you, you have got me rolling. Great stuff, keep it up. JJ, no offense my brother but Shari's the goods. She's a saucy little minx and with all due respect to your new victim, er, I mean girl, I would rather you buy a ticket to Down Under than waste 6 hours in a car.

                                          Shari my darling, keep up the good work!
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                                          • beckluna
                                            SBR Hustler
                                            • 08-31-10
                                            • 66

                                            #56
                                            cute id hit it. does she have nice feet?
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                                            • Deuce
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #57
                                              She's no Shari, that's for certain.

                                              jj you tell us not to get with girls cause they milk you dry and take your mind from gambling. Watch yourself.
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                                              • kmarinouofm
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-26-09
                                                • 8437

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by shari91
                                                I lose 40 pounds and I'll be as thin as your schlong. Wrong chickadee here dude. I have many characteristics but unfortunately having any meat on my bones is not one of them.

                                                Best of luck with the new victim though!! At least you know with the USD the way it is these days they won't extradite me to be a character witness in her defence.
                                                not sure why coach keeps thinking Shari is fat...

                                                no way an Australian chick that loves Tennis as much as she does is fat.. no way..


                                                Plus not for nothing but i hang with a good amount of aussies.. and for the most part they are probably one of the fittest group of young people I have been around.. i mean they are a very active bunch.. between surfing, climbing(aussies love to climb) .. swiming, tennis.. walkabouts in the bush.. they are very active bunch ..

                                                i am sure once they get older like every other race maybe they pick some pounds up..

                                                but Shari being fat would probably fetch you around +225 at Pinnacle..
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                                                • tofuman
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-11-10
                                                  • 887

                                                  #59
                                                  good luck jj!
                                                  you're a legend here at SBR.
                                                  local forum troll
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82753

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Well he did not like her
                                                    He gave her my e-mail
                                                    Never met her

                                                    We are talking via skype and phone

                                                    Problem: She lives 6 hrs or so away

                                                    What do you think of her?
                                                    She looks out of your league. Make sure she sees your picture before you meet her because you will be driving back empty handed.
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                                                    • sickler
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-05-08
                                                      • 15006

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by kmarinouofm

                                                      no way an Australian chick that loves Tennis as much as she does is fat.. no way..
                                                      Where's the logic in this? There are many obese couch potato fans of action sports. Look in the stands the next time you go to a hockey or football game.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #62
                                                        Paver yeh she is hot

                                                        Why would she be talking to me?? Did Stevey tell her to as charity??
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                                                        • sickler
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-05-08
                                                          • 15006

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Paver yeh she is hot

                                                          Why would she be talking to me?? Did Stevey tell her to as charity??
                                                          Maybe she's a gold digger - saw your 2 dime rug and 3 dime suite
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                                                          • Wiggums5
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-05-10
                                                            • 2409

                                                            #64
                                                            jj, i'm expecting an invite to the wedding
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                                                            • boondoggle
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-29-10
                                                              • 3014

                                                              #65
                                                              I thought "she" was a dude...
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                                                              • marcoloco
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-05-10
                                                                • 3986

                                                                #66
                                                                she is good. 6hr aint nothing, make the drive
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #67
                                                                  I am worried what her bottom looks like

                                                                  She could be like Shari 170 or so and then I am not interested

                                                                  Should I ask her how much she weights?
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                                                                  • C-Gold
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-04-10
                                                                    • 6808

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I have two ideas.

                                                                    1) Buy that $7,000 mink coat you were thinking about and take Shari out on a nice date. She'll be impressed by your fur.

                                                                    2) You should make a LOVE video for her, telling her how great she is, how pretty she is, how you hump your pillow thinking about her and how you are going to bone the $h!t out of her after your 6 hour drive.

                                                                    BUT before you send her the video, you should have your friends at SBR review it first to make sure it's good and legit. You don't want to send her your B game.

                                                                    C-Gold
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                                                                    • manny24
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-22-07
                                                                      • 20046

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      I am worried what her bottom looks like

                                                                      She could be like Shari 170 or so and then I am not interested

                                                                      Should I ask her how much she weights?
                                                                      she can't expect you to drive 6 hours without more pics and/or vid...from the neck down she might look like 250 lbs. of chewed bubble gum (bazooka naturally).
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                                                                      • PingPong
                                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                                        • 11-10-08
                                                                        • 988

                                                                        #70
                                                                        she looks pretty good for her age(guessing 45ish?) def get pics of her body before you meet
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