Brock Landers: The mush of SBR!

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  • Rio DiNero
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-08
    • 2010

    #1
    Brock Landers: The mush of SBR!


    SBR Reenactment(Based on a true story):
    (In the Bellaggio Sportsbook)
    JJ Gold: OK kid, we have been capping all night looked at every angle, this play can't lose.

    New SBR poster: OK coach lets fire away.

    JJ gold:Excuse me Mr. teller, we would like $27,000 on Indiana St.

    Teller:You are not with some kind of organized crime outfit, are you pal?

    JJ Gold:No, I'm with unorganized crime.

    Teller:Good enough, you got it pal $27,000 on Indiana St.

    (The game begins)

    (Indiana St. opens up a 25 point lead at halftime, meanwhile the new poster checks out the SBR Players Talk Forum)

    New Poster: Hey coach, this guy in Players Talk has Indiana St. as some kind of Big time play, I think he called it a "Rubberband play" or something. He was so confident he says its going to be a blowout, boy he was right that guy is sharp. Do we got this one in the bag or what coach?

    JJ Gold: F***! Landers has a "Rubberband play" on Indiana St.!

    (JJ rips up his tickets and storms out of the Sportsbook)

    New poster: Coach! What are you doing, there is 10 minutes left and we are up by 15. We have the game at a pick. We can't lose this, we capped all night and looked at every angle.

    JJ Gold: Sorry kid, we have been Landerized.

    (The game ends. Indiana St. loses by 1 on a buzzer beater. The new kid notices a man in the corner with a Guns and Roses t-shirt, kicking and throwing a tantrum.)

    New Poster: Hey, looks like you had Indiana St. also.

    Strange Man: Yes, but that is ok I have a big play coming up tomorrow, it's a really big play for me. I'll give it to you for nothing, I call it a "Rubberband play."

    New poster: Go F*** yourself!
  • doublej95
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-26-10
    • 14094

    #2
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    • Rio DiNero
      SBR MVP
      • 11-03-08
      • 2010

      #3
      Salug!
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      • Richkas
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-03-08
        • 19396

        #4
        Originally posted by Rio DiNero


        SBR Reenactment(Based on a true story):
        (In the Bellaggio Sportsbook)
        JJ Gold: OK kid, we have been capping all night looked at every angle, this play can't lose.

        New SBR poster: OK coach lets fire away.

        JJ gold:Excuse me Mr. teller, we would like $27,000 on Indiana St.

        Teller:You are not with some kind of organized crime outfit, are you pal?

        JJ Gold:No, I'm with unorganized crime.

        Teller:Good enough, you got it pal $27,000 on Indiana St.

        (The game begins)

        (Indiana St. opens up a 25 point lead at halftime, meanwhile the new poster checks out the SBR Players Talk Forum)

        New Poster: Hey coach, this guy in Players Talk has Indiana St. as some kind of Big time play, I think he called it a "Rubberband play" or something. He was so confident he says its going to be a blowout, boy he was right that guy is sharp. Do we got this one in the bag or what coach?

        JJ Gold: F***! Landers has a "Rubberband play" on Indiana St.!

        (JJ rips up his tickets and storms out of the Sportsbook)

        New poster: Coach! What are you doing, there is 10 minutes left and we are up by 15. We have the game at a pick. We can't lose this, we capped all night and looked at every angle.

        JJ Gold: Sorry kid, we have been Landerized.

        (The game ends. Indiana St. loses by 1 on a buzzer beater. The new kid notices a man in the corner with a Guns and Roses t-shirt, kicking and throwing a tantrum.)

        New Poster: Hey, looks like you had Indiana St. also.

        Strange Man: Yes, but that is ok I have a big play coming up tomorrow, it's a really big play for me. I'll give it to you for nothing, I call it a "Rubberband play."

        New poster: Go F*** yourself!

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        • Richkas
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-03-08
          • 19396

          #5
          Be nice to Brock guys. You cant predict this boogie ball shit.
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          • JerseyLove
            SBR MVP
            • 02-15-10
            • 2183

            #6
            Hahah classic thread
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7


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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                this is the same guy that jj named a day after

                yes, there is a brock landers day
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                • Rio DiNero
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-03-08
                  • 2010

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Richkas
                  Be nice to Brock guys. You cant predict this boogie ball shit.
                  Nothing personal, it's just hard not to bust his stones. I have never seen a guy lose so much, and still have his confidence. Actually I admire his perseverance.
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                  • JerseyLove
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-15-10
                    • 2183

                    #10
                    What a tuff loss right down to the wire
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                    • donkdown
                      Restricted User
                      • 07-09-09
                      • 4423

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rio DiNero
                      Nothing personal, it's just hard not to bust his stones. I have never seen a guy lose so much, and still have his confidence. Actually I admire his perseverance.
                      Really u never seen anyone lose that much? LOL look no further than the grumpy old troll u responded to!! This pill popping trailor park trash heep is right there in picking losers on thos board with Broke Landers!!
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                      • jgray
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-06-09
                        • 3599

                        #12
                        It's hard to lose this often. Imagine if he had tried to lose all these games. Could he have done it? Perhaps he should give that a shot.
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                        • bobbyfk
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-19-09
                          • 15218

                          #13
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                          • Rio DiNero
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-03-08
                            • 2010

                            #14
                            Welcome back Brok, SALUG!
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                            • Brock Landers
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 06-30-08
                              • 45359

                              #15
                              nice bump
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                              • Rio DiNero
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-03-08
                                • 2010

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                nice bump
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  Brock go rob a 7-11 tonight!
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • ehp6737
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-11-08
                                    • 4185

                                    #18
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                                    • hanco21
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-19-06
                                      • 3414

                                      #19
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        its bad

                                        he lost everything already
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                                        • will2survive
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-26-09
                                          • 8099

                                          #21
                                          Brock: Are you SBR's version of Eddie Mush?--- The Cubs lose 12 in a row and you say fade the Cubs and sure enough they win....... is this an Eddie Mush thing where we should "rip up the ticket"?
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                                          • Bcatswin
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-21-10
                                            • 13931

                                            #22
                                            Nice bump
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                                            • milwaukee mike
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 08-22-07
                                              • 26914

                                              #23
                                              i watched a bronx tale a while back and thought of brock, because of this thread

                                              nice to see it back where it belongs, on the front page
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                                              • 13th Inning
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 08-05-08
                                                • 878

                                                #24
                                                Put him in the bathroom!
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                                                • Brock Landers
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                  • 45359

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 13th Inning
                                                  Put him in the bathroom!
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                                                  • Rio DiNero
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-03-08
                                                    • 2010

                                                    #26
                                                    Bump for the man, the myth, the legend: Brok "F'n" Landers!


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                                                    • Stallion
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-21-10
                                                      • 3617

                                                      #27
                                                      Hilarious
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